Okay, that bathroom thing is really edging towards brain-slow stupidity. I’d probably be that dumb if I’d just ran a marathon or seen my mother die or something, but otherwise it’s pretty bad.
[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:.
ORLY??
Do bears grunt or moan?[/quote]
and roar.
[quote]Do male bears have a penis?..if they do does that mean they are covered in pubes?[/quote] I date cavemen, generally. I’ve already posted his pic in here. It can be found on page 2 of squat1000b700’s training log.
but from what i’ve heard, the bear penis is enormus, and surrounded by pubes, but can be groomed with a sharp rock or some sorry camper’s gillette.
your face won’t freeze in that position, and doing it often won’t make it fall off. nothing replaces the real thing. ever.
[quote]AlisaV wrote:
Okay, that bathroom thing is really edging towards brain-slow stupidity. I’d probably be that dumb if I’d just ran a marathon or seen my mother die or something, but otherwise it’s pretty bad.[/quote]
wait till u get in there. the bitch that used her sock to wipe her shit on the walls didnt even bother to throw away the sock.
im just enough far gone that the enormous avatar thing T-Nation has going on is disturbing me.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
ronaldo7 wrote:.
ORLY??
Do bears grunt or moan?
and roar.
Do male bears have a penis?..if they do does that mean they are covered in pubes? I date cavemen, generally. I’ve already posted his pic in here. It can be found on page 2 of squat1000b700’s training log.
but from what i’ve heard, the bear penis is enormus, and surrounded by pubes, but can be groomed with a sharp rock or some sorry camper’s gillette.
enlighten me I want to learn!
your face won’t freeze in that position, and doing it often won’t make it fall off. nothing replaces the real thing. ever. [/quote]
Oh!..Bear and caveman…exotic.
Little bear who dates caveman you are not understanding me…like do male bears say “heyz im covered in hairzz so du I havz the pubss or nat?”
When do the pubes stop being called pubes??? when they reach the belly button? wait do bears have belly buttons?
okay now I’m really confused :(.
[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
Little bear who dates caveman you are not understanding me…like do male bears say “heyz im covered in hairzz so du I havz the pubss or nat?”
When do the pubes stop being called pubes??? when they reach the belly button? wait do bears have belly buttons?
okay now I’m really confused :(.
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As mammals, we are covered in hair. The hair surrounding an orifice serves as a defense against invading bacteria, and brew a unique smell when cultivated. The texture of said hair becomes coarse, short, and generally curly.
yes bears have belly buttons.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
ronaldo7 wrote:
Little bear who dates caveman you are not understanding me…like do male bears say “heyz im covered in hairzz so du I havz the pubss or nat?”
When do the pubes stop being called pubes??? when they reach the belly button? wait do bears have belly buttons?
okay now I’m really confused :(.
As mammals, we are covered in hair. The hair surrounding an orifice serves as a defense against invading bacteria, and brew a unique smell when cultivated. The texture of said hair becomes coarse, short, and generally curly.
yes bears have belly buttons. [/quote]
That’s awesome. Now I know the difference between pubes and my scalp hair…YES!
Thank you for educating me on bears and their pubes…I will use this information on a hottie as an ice-breaker next time.
I would ask for your opinion but I don’t know how bears or cavemen break the ice.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
once in a blue moon
[/quote]
did someone say blue moon?
lots of crown royal tonight. this thread is deeper than jesus.
i realized people were idiots long ago. i keep trying to prove to myself that they aren’t. i don’t waste much time thinking about people i don’t want to be like.
i don’t have a point. just a buzz.
orifice. hehe
Glad to have escaped Jesus and your Vag!
Hope you are feeling ok this morning…
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
the bottle of wine is half full.
see, i’m an optomist!
Wine induced thoughts:
I’ve been told several times in the past week that I look 18, but am much more mature than 25.
I’ve said for several years that people who use the word, “mature” generally are not.
I’ve described myself as, “No longer young enough to think I know everything, not yet old enough to feel sorry for those that do.” dunno if i made that up or not but it sounds good.
proud of this one, learned it several years ago during an exceptionally long party period in my life: “Is it not unlike the unlikely not that it has been unlikened to?” mindfuck.
passion, and love in general, are overused concepts. the amount of dedication necessary for either is REMARKABLY lacking in todays society. so is lateral thinking.
^^^^^^^
Referencing concepts from Mushashi’s “The Book of Five Rings,” in which he encourages someone devoted to becoming a master in combat to also become a master in something unrelated, like painting.
The idea is that by harnessing the focus and drive involved in becoming good at something seemingly unrelated to your primary goal, you will, by default, gain new perspective and insight into your priorities.
I will never cease to be amazed at the stupidity of the general population. at work today, and every day, I have this conversation 1 out of every 3 times I answer the phone:
“Hi I’m calling for a price on Cipro 500, 20 tablets”
-It’s part of our free antibiotic program, we just got some more in today, so they should be here when you are.
“So, you have it?”
-Yes.
“And it’s free?”
-Why the fuck do I even bother talking, you dumb cunt? are you not prepared for an answer when you ask a question? because I know for a mother fucking fact that when you pull up to my drive through, and I say, “Hello, what can I do for you?” your response will start with, “Um…”
NO UM!!! Fucking inbred estrogen overdosed ignorant cunts! The answer to, “hello,”
IS NOT
AND NEVER WILL BE
“Um…”
you have .3 seconds to respond with a word before I crawl through this small hole in the building and strangle you with your seatbelt. You shouldnt mind, your disregard for your safety is apparent, because you’re not wearing it! And your child, that’s strapped in the back seat (maybe) who you’re subjecting to your pack a day cigarette habit? they’re going to military school.
I think I’m done for now. [/quote]
We had a guy, wearing very nice and neatly pressed overalls and a long-sleeved button-down plaid shirt come to the front desk yesterday and yell, “DO YOU THINK I’M A HICK OR SOMETHING?”
Apparently, the valet had told him to take the GPS from his car, so it wouldn’t get stolen. And, since we always overauthorize your credit card, to make sure you can pay when you order the $39.99 24hr porn 5 times in one day, that you have the money to pay for it. He wanted letter stating that we would, indeed, in fact, for sure, absolutely, return his money to his account. He kept saying “DO YOU THINK I’M NOT FROM THE BIG CITY? DO YOU THINK I’M A HICK?” Now, anyone who lives in “the big city” never calls it “the big city.” It’s just “the city.” Living in “the city” is so badass, there’s no need to qualify it. Needless to say, after his outburst and the letter my manager gave him, we were convinced he really, truly, absolutely is A HICK and NOT FROM THE BIG CITY.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
AlisaV wrote:
Oh, okay, CBear, I’ve had some wine too, so pardon any rudeness…
People like to CHECK when they call some kind of representative. You don’t want to make a mistake and have to make a trip for nothing. And people get uncertain and flustered when they have something on their mind.
I’ve found that “looks stupid,” as often as not, just means “busy thinking about something else.” Hardly anybody is actually, like, brain-slow dumb.
I completely understand, and we can discuss people who drop off refill bottles at the drive though another time (if they had called the number on the bottle before they left the house, more often than not, they could be picking up the new Rx instead of dropping it off).
I’ve learned a few things in my retail career. When people ask a question, you get less than 10 seconds before they tune you out. so, i make it a point to be as concise as possible. I dont see a whole lot of room for questioning in the situation I mentioned above.
another example. In our store, the pharmacy is next to a small display area, which is next to the customer service desk, which is next to a set of doors to the outside.
When people ask where the bathrooms are from any other location in the store, the standard answer is, “In that corner over there by the pharmacy.” I cant pinpoint the exact characteristics, but I’ve learned to recognize the peepee customer from the product customer.
my bestest answer? “If you go out the doors by the service desk, they’re in the lobby on your right.” Not a whole lot of room for error or confusion, hopefully saving someone from an accident.
once in a blue moon, I get someone who looks right at those doors, looks back at me, and says, “what?”
the service desk is twenty mother fucking feet that way. its the counter where people are buying lottery tickets and returning stolen merchandise. immediately to the left of that counter is a series of metal framed, sliding glass panels. if you go out the first set of metal framed sliding glass panels, you can turn right, and enter the designated pissing hole, according to your gender.
If you end up in the parking lot, turn around, and walk back in. When you see the first bundle of shopping carts, turn left, and choose the appropriate tile walled room where others of your sex are entering and leaving.
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I had someone ask me today where the 2nd floor was. Not “how do I get to the 2nd floor” but, “where is the second floor?” I really wanted to say, “right above us” but I had to be nice… 
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I had someone ask me today where the 2nd floor was. Not “how do I get to the 2nd floor” but, “where is the second floor?” I really wanted to say, “right above us” but I had to be nice… :([/quote]
between the first and third floor, obviously. if they need a visual, hold up 3 fingers, and use your middle finger to illustrate the second floor. “you are here…”
training***
deadlift, 5x3
bar, bar, 65, 85, 95, 115, 135, 155, 175, 185, 205, 225, 245, 265(FAIL)
So I dont feel like posting the videos yet, but I didnt feel the need to tape 225 or 245, and the 265 was the only one i got on tape. I managed to roll the bar diagonally, but thats about it. looking back on it, my ass was 3 stories above where it needed to be, no wonder I couldnt budge it. 245x3 felt SO GOOD, too! damnit.
so i got some video of my pullups.
medium grip, weighted, 25lb, then 10lb, then bw.
then i used the green band for an assist on my wg pullups, as they are not stellar. did a few sets of those.
some good mornings with the bar, 3x20, and some ab hyperextensions (for lack of a cooler name) with a 25lb plate on my chest, and I called it a night.
Is the point of the gradual progression of weight on the deadlifts to be properly warmed up for the heavier sets?
I was just forced to try a wg pullup with the only band I have (a mini purple colored woody band) and was sort of able to get my chin near the bar for one rep. Just one thing to work on (never a shortage).
[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
Is the point of the gradual progression of weight on the deadlifts to be properly warmed up for the heavier sets?
[/quote]
This.
That’s a lot of warming up. Do you feel tired by the time you get to your heavier weight?
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
kimbakimba wrote:
Is the point of the gradual progression of weight on the deadlifts to be properly warmed up for the heavier sets?
This.
That’s a lot of warming up. Do you feel tired by the time you get to your heavier weight?
[/quote]
She is a superhero… the weights on the bar get tired before she does.
[quote]mmgalb727 wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
kimbakimba wrote:
Is the point of the gradual progression of weight on the deadlifts to be properly warmed up for the heavier sets?
This.
That’s a lot of warming up. Do you feel tired by the time you get to your heavier weight?
She is a superhero… the weights on the bar get tired before she does.
[/quote]
Awesome.
I think she’d rather be a super villain, though.
Maybe her name would be “Bitch Thunderc**t.”
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Awesome.
I think she’d rather be a super villain, though.
Maybe her name would be “Bitch Thunderc**t.”[/quote]
I use my powers for both good and evil.
I’ll stay a CBear. it’s an all encompassing adjective, and a person. like whoa.
MIM and Kimba:
my lower body lifts have been skyrocketing the last few months, and i prefer the warmups the way they are. There are some awesome posts on ironaddict.com explaining their importance, and the biggest answer is, no. I dont feel tired from all those warmups. gives my body plenty of time to build up the necessary synovial fluid in my joints, and i make sure every rep is explosive.
or, i have no idea what im talking about, and would rather just make the 20 and 10lb jumps.
265 fail, 10.25.09
you’ll get there…next week…or the next time you DL.
25lb plate