My First Time on BB.com

very interesting, but we should begin to fix the problems closer to home… i.e…RATE MY PHYSIQUE…its being littered with super newbs posting myspace-esque pictures with their camera phones trying to get that shadowing perfect so they look hyyooogggeee…i think 1morerep totally hit it on the nose with the new title…“Rate My Mess”

Ok the avatar has to go…

Here is a PM I just got from a zero post member who originally was asking me for steroids:

electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:

AMS1: hey bro can u give me a hand and tell me a good website to buy nolvdex and juice off of? thx

EE: www.roids-r-us.com

AMS1:was that meant to be a joke?

EE: na man! I get all my gear from there, dat shit will make you hooooooooooge dog!

AMS1: but the site doesn’t work, you are pretty huge

EE:Fuck off now you naive soppy cunt

AMS1: ok and roids are not working for you, you look like a white starving ethiopian

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
Tx5000 wrote:

“Hey guys, I made another video to keep track of my progress over time, I think I really progressed since the last videos…”

Holy shit this video is hilarious. I had to pause it so I can post. I’m halfway watching it and I’m laughing my ass off. The part where he’s about to do a 100lb chinup looks like he’s walking with a massive dump on his shorts. And wtf with doing a pushup with your dog on your back. That dog should have kicked him in the ball for being a jackass. [/quote]

Give the guy a break, Its a pretty funny video what with the music and all, but I say fair play to the little kid, he is making the most of what he has got. I can’t take the piss out of someone who is actually trying to lift some weights around and making a fair go of it. maybe we should all try those hand stand presses and see how easy they are.

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
Tx5000 wrote:

“Hey guys, I made another video to keep track of my progress over time, I think I really progressed since the last videos…”

Holy shit this video is hilarious. I had to pause it so I can post. I’m halfway watching it and I’m laughing my ass off. The part where he’s about to do a 100lb chinup looks like he’s walking with a massive dump on his shorts. And wtf with doing a pushup with your dog on your back. That dog should have kicked him in the ball for being a jackass.

Give the guy a break, Its a pretty funny video what with the music and all, but I say fair play to the little kid, he is making the most of what he has got. I can’t take the piss out of someone who is actually trying to lift some weights around and making a fair go of it. maybe we should all try those hand stand presses and see how easy they are.

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Yeah, I wasn’t trying to knock on the guy. Props to him for the effort, but it was the sound effects that had me laughing.

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Ok the avatar has to go…

Here is a PM I just got from a zero post member who originally was asking me for steroids:

electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:

AMS1: hey bro can u give me a hand and tell me a good website to buy nolvdex and juice off of? thx

EE: www.roids-r-us.com

AMS1:was that meant to be a joke?

EE: na man! I get all my gear from there, dat shit will make you hooooooooooge dog!

AMS1: but the site doesn’t work, you are pretty huge

EE:Fuck off now you naive soppy cunt

AMS1: ok and roids are not working for you, you look like a white starving ethiopian [/quote]

Im sure if you use the pic of the guy with his momma’s loofa you’ll get a lot racier responses!! ROFL

[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Ok the avatar has to go…

Here is a PM I just got from a zero post member who originally was asking me for steroids:

electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:

AMS1: hey bro can u give me a hand and tell me a good website to buy nolvdex and juice off of? thx

EE: www.roids-r-us.com

AMS1:was that meant to be a joke?

EE: na man! I get all my gear from there, dat shit will make you hooooooooooge dog!

AMS1: but the site doesn’t work, you are pretty huge

EE:Fuck off now you naive soppy cunt

AMS1: ok and roids are not working for you, you look like a white starving ethiopian

Im sure if you use the pic of the guy with his momma’s loofa you’ll get a lot racier responses!! ROFL

[/quote]

Thats twice now B3, admit it he makes you moist does’nt he!

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I feel better about myself already.[/quote]

That is the only reason I go to the mall these days.

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Ok the avatar has to go…

Here is a PM I just got from a zero post member who originally was asking me for steroids:

electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:

AMS1: hey bro can u give me a hand and tell me a good website to buy nolvdex and juice off of? thx

EE: www.roids-r-us.com

AMS1:was that meant to be a joke?

EE: na man! I get all my gear from there, dat shit will make you hooooooooooge dog!

AMS1: but the site doesn’t work, you are pretty huge

EE:Fuck off now you naive soppy cunt

AMS1: ok and roids are not working for you, you look like a white starving ethiopian

Im sure if you use the pic of the guy with his momma’s loofa you’ll get a lot racier responses!! ROFL

Thats twice now B3, admit it he makes you moist does’nt he!
[/quote]

Your comment would have been funnier if you would have said “wet”. He’s in the shower…wet…with water…get it???

LOL

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Ok the avatar has to go…

Here is a PM I just got from a zero post member who originally was asking me for steroids:

electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
ams1 wrote:

AMS1: hey bro can u give me a hand and tell me a good website to buy nolvdex and juice off of? thx

EE: www.roids-r-us.com

AMS1:was that meant to be a joke?

EE: na man! I get all my gear from there, dat shit will make you hooooooooooge dog!

AMS1: but the site doesn’t work, you are pretty huge

EE:Fuck off now you naive soppy cunt

AMS1: ok and roids are not working for you, you look like a white starving ethiopian [/quote]

The sad part is I got that same exact PM yesterday (from the same guy obviously) and I don’t even use. Hell I barely have a few posts in the steroids forum.

I didn’t respond but I thought about it…

[quote]hunterthompson wrote:
eventually someone will make a “can I lose fat and gain muscle at the same time without getting too huge if I stop masturbating?” thread and T-Nation will just end right there.
it’s only a matter of time[/quote]

Thank you so much for the laugh, that was awesome, in a horribly true kind of way.

Electric Eales, I’m “negging” you for dissing on all those huge and ripped guys. You’re just jealous.

[quote]BF Bullpup wrote:
Electric Eales, I’m “negging” you for dissing on all those huge and ripped guys. You’re just jealous.[/quote]

He’s the AMOG, IMO.

I can see this thread already being mention over at BB.com. Careful EE, all these guys you’re making fun might come show up at your house to hurt you.

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I can see this thread already being mention over at BB.com. Careful EE, all these guys you’re making fun might come show up at your house to hurt you.[/quote]

More great comedy!

I am done with this thread now anyway tx5000 kind of killed it for me

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
I am done with this thread now anyway tx5000 kind of killed it for me[/quote]

Sorry then…

Yesterday i created a thread on bb.com were i asked them to rate my calves. I said i had trained them for a year, but the truth is that both picture were taken the same day, in different lightnings, different angles and the calves belongs to a 16 year old girl lol. I also asked how to get calf implants.

Funny how people complemented the progress :slight_smile:

The thread: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=106595761

How do you manage to get a 16 year old girl round your house to pose for pictures?

Actually forget it I don’t want to know! :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]Tx5000 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
I am done with this thread now anyway tx5000 kind of killed it for me

Sorry then…

Yesterday i created a thread on bb.com were i asked them to rate my calves. I said i had trained them for a year, but the truth is that both picture were taken the same day, in different lightnings, different angles and the calves belongs to a 16 year old girl lol. I also asked how to get calf implants.

Funny how people complemented the progress :slight_smile:

The thread: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=106595761

[/quote]

Good progress! funny stuff.

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
I am done with this thread now anyway tx5000 kind of killed it for me[/quote]

No EE, dont go!! Youre a hoot and are giving us all a laugh at others expense! :smiley:

[quote]Tx5000 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
I am done with this thread now anyway tx5000 kind of killed it for me

Sorry then…

Yesterday i created a thread on bb.com were i asked them to rate my calves. I said i had trained them for a year, but the truth is that both picture were taken the same day, in different lightnings, different angles and the calves belongs to a 16 year old girl lol. I also asked how to get calf implants.

Funny how people complemented the progress :slight_smile:

The thread: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=106595761

[/quote]

Damn. I guess I had better quite training calves everyday…since they said so.