I was going to add this picture to the ‘show your pants montage’ but I decided it is deserving of its own post.
This guy forgot to take his shirt off, but for some strange reason thought it would be good to take his shorts off instead???
[quote]Professor X wrote:
A-Dizz wrote:
Der Candy wrote:
A-Dizz wrote:
I picked a random article at bb.com to look at to see if all threads and people were retarded as people make them seem here, and I was actually pretty surprised. The people over there are even dumber than we make them seem here.
This is the first and only thread I’ve looked at on my own at bb.com and I’m not sure if I’ll ever look again:
This 5’9", 133 lb iron savvy lifter has been in the game for 3 years, but gosh darnit, can’t seem to gain any muscle no matter how much he eats!
Luckily, he has the help of a 38 year old 5’8", 138 lb bohemuth who understands what it was like to be in this kid’s shoes when he was younger. They sure are helpful over there.
-dizzle
I don’t understand why you are making fun of them. As far as advice goes, the 5’9 133lb old guy was telling the kid to eat more. In fact everyone on that thread was telling him to eat more. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDS TO BE DOING. Or are you making fun of the fact that there are a lot more clueless newbies there than here?
When I first started getting into weightlifting, I too wanted to look like Brad Pitt. I thought bodybuilders were disgusting. But after a while of being with the weights, I realized just how much muscle I really wanted to gain. It didn’t take long for the ‘snowball effect’ to kick in, until now I just want to get as huge as my genetics will allow.
Why is it not possible to think that maybe these 140lbs soaking wet teenagers want to look like Brad Pitt because their T-levels are still ripening and that they really haven’t felt what it’s like to pack some muscle on their frame? Do we need to dismiss these guys just because they currently have trivial goals? Goals develop and change, just as people change.
I am not supporting BB.com. There are a lot of ignorant shits there. But I don’t like it when someone makes fun of a kid who WANTS to put on muscle (like the guy on that thread), but doesn’t understand how.
It’s ridiculous because the kid said he’s been lifting for three years and he’s 130 lbs. He said he can’t gain weight but “thought” he was eating between 3000-4000 cals a day. Then another 130 lb guy gave him advice on how to gain weight.
My original point was that I thought that what happens on BB.com was exaggerated around here, but when I finally went there this was the first and only thread I clicked on. A 130 lb kid lifting for three years getting advice from another 130 pounder who “understands what it was like” to be in the kid’s shoes giving him weight gaining advice.
Sure the kid needs to eat, but it struck me as a bit odd how people who are barely 5 pounds heavier are telling him that.
-dizzle
Well, people like that are what that site attracts in majority. I doubt too many more serious lifters are rushing to post on that website. The same will happen here eventually if we keep watering down the “hardcore”.[/quote]
It has already happened years ago in my opinion. Like 6 years ago.
This is so fucking hilarious! Keep posting, Electric_eales.
And your avatar is the shit! lol
“The first is the only pic a have of the old me. Its before I found this site. I weighed 255lbs. They are not great pics but there all I have. I will have better pics of the new me but not guna get fat again to get a better fat pic lol. Thx for looking”
Reply:
“Goodness man! What have you been eating?!?
Your arms look huge in the after picture, mind sharing your secrets?”
“I’ve lifted on and off now for a few years”
What the fuck?
“Hey guys, I made another video to keep track of my progress over time, I think I really progressed since the last videos…”
[quote]Tx5000 wrote:
“Hey guys, I made another video to keep track of my progress over time, I think I really progressed since the last videos…”[/quote]
I’m in tears…squats in the laundry room…dog on his back for pushups…hahhahahah!
[quote]Tx5000 wrote:
“Hey guys, I made another video to keep track of my progress over time, I think I really progressed since the last videos…”[/quote]
In fairness for a light young kid I think he is doing OK, I would only question his choices of attire background tracks and sound effects! now that was funny!
BB.com is overrun with teenagers with the wrong ideas. I initially got some information from there that helped me get started, but I quickly progressed in knowledge far beyond what that site has to offer. Once I was pointed to T-Nation, where I could get more complete information and read stuff from respected coaches, I haven’t even considered checking out bb.com.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
There are so many things wrong with this picture, but I really cannot help wondering why is he holding his mums scrunchie thing?[/quote]
Are you sure you did not log onto some pedophile dating site? Now I’m kind of worried that the coppers are going to show up at my house just for logging onto your post. Wait… what was that… a knock at the door… Damn you EE!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, people like that are what that site attracts in majority. I doubt too many more serious lifters are rushing to post on that website. The same will happen here eventually if we keep watering down the “hardcore”.[/quote]
The same will happen? What’s happened with Phill, BigRagoo, Tampa Terry, AmsterdamAnimal, Kratos… just to name a few.
It’s already begun, my man.
“Welcome to the Real.” - Morpheus
EDIT - erm, electric_eales …after seeing those pics… T-Nation has far to go before it ends up like that. The horror! I have genuine feelings of empathic embarrassment for those saps. Those poor kids starving for so much attention and validation for their existence, it’s pitiful.
Check out this thread…its old but they’re bashing on Biotest and T-Nation. They call everyone on here brain washed and that we’re all part of this big cult. I wish the thread weren’t so old otherwise I’d reply. It mostly consists of…
“DOOD T NAYSHUN R BUNCHA LOOZERS MAN…”
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
There are so many things wrong with this picture, but I really cannot help wondering why is he holding his mums scrunchie thing?[/quote]
Seriously EE, you really should use this pic as your avatar buddy…you would be soooooo friggin popular with the ladies!!
B-3
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
some funny shit
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HAHHAHAHAHA EE this is a great success!
High 5.
I need to change my avatar back, its only been 24 hours and I am getting abusive PM’s from bb.com members already, this gay scrawny little shit just sent me this:
electric_eales wrote:
Base wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Base wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Base wrote:
You look like shit. Just thought i’d give you some “constructive criticism”(like i was after) m8. But seriously, stop lifting weights, it’s not working for you.
P.s. Weights can’t change your face either, so basically, you’re screwed.
P.P.S You may wonder why i am being so harsh, i’ll explain. You try to give advice and tell people how to do things, in an abrupt and mean way most of the time, but you have no development whatsoever, you definately have no grounds for talk.
Base
You do not even know what I look like so what the fuck are you talking about you dipshit?
I assume it’s you in the picture and you in your back shot picture. Priceless man, just priceless.
Have you ever heard of the saying that assumption is the mother of all fuck ups?
You should never assume nothing kid, I changed my avatar as a joke. here read through this thread:
http://www.T-Nation.com/...c.do?id=2014222
You should spend more time reading the forums you really are missing out.
Nah, i don’t think i will spend more time on this forum, it’s a shower of shite with assholes like you being part of it.
Hahaha, just because you made a total cunt of yourself and scored the lowest ever score on RMP! What was you thinking that people would suck your cock after posting those pictures!? This is T-Nation kid, not facebook, now go seek admiration elsewhere you desperate little twat.
Funny guy. “This is T-Nation kid” (like it’s some hardcore site, it’s fucking wank and i don’t want anything to do with it anymore). Btw, i was looking for constructive criticism m8, not useless shite that i couldn’t use. Just cheap shots from “original, know it all” members that actually know jack shit like you fella.
[quote]rsg wrote:
4est wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
meangenes wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
We should respond to all of these threads with links to articles on T-Nation.
BAD IDEA!
actually that’s how I fund T-Nation. someone posted “the truth about bulking”
I’ve done that a lot in the teen forums. They mention “clean bulking” so much it makes me want to puke.
Well look who’s come out of hiding…[/quote]
Stop the presses!
Ladies and Gentleman, I’d like to welcome back from his month long hiatus, doing God knows what, probably something to do with that Ermine, someone near and dear to us all, with no further ado…T-Nation’s own - 4est!!!
Hey EE,
I PM’d you a couple of avatar suggestions!!
ROFLMAO!!!
[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
rsg wrote:
4est wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
meangenes wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
We should respond to all of these threads with links to articles on T-Nation.
BAD IDEA!
actually that’s how I fund T-Nation. someone posted “the truth about bulking”
I’ve done that a lot in the teen forums. They mention “clean bulking” so much it makes me want to puke.
Well look who’s come out of hiding…
Stop the presses!
Ladies and Gentleman, I’d like to welcome back from his month long hiatus, doing God knows what, probably something to do with that Ermine, someone near and dear to us all, with no further ado…T-Nation’s own - 4est!!! [/quote]
Now that was completely uncalled for.
[quote]Tx5000 wrote:
“Hey guys, I made another video to keep track of my progress over time, I think I really progressed since the last videos…”[/quote]
Holy shit this video is hilarious. I had to pause it so I can post. I’m halfway watching it and I’m laughing my ass off. The part where he’s about to do a 100lb chinup looks like he’s walking with a massive dump on his shorts. And wtf with doing a pushup with your dog on your back. That dog should have kicked him in the ball for being a jackass.