Back on topic:
Why would the singer Meat Loaf have been a great powerlifer?
Cause in powerlifting “2 out of 3 aaaaaaaaaaaaaain’t bad”
A bodybuilder walks into a bar and falls down…
HEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYoooooooooooooooooooooooo! Knee slapper for sure.
^^ Were you using bar there as in a long piece of metal instead of as a place where a bartender works?
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
I don’t know any muscle humour jokes, but I’ll let Arnold take care of this.
Now, even though I’m learning German, I have no idea what he spoke, but must have been pretty hilarious to make Franco rest 305 pounds on his chest and laugh.[/quote]
Na, he said: 4,5,6,7,8, that is enough for today
[quote]John Romaniello wrote:
My favorite one is incredible lame, but always made me laugh.
How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb?
4: 1 to change the bulb, and 3 to stand around him screaming, “You’re huge! YOU’RE HYOOOGE!”
Hehe. Still makes my chuckle.[/quote]
N0. its :
How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Jusr 2…1 to change the lightbulb and and 1 to shout “IT’S ALL YOU BUD”
What do vampire bodybuilders do?
Undeadlifts.
How is weightlifting like going to the mall during the holidays?
Its hard to get a good spot.
Another version
How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb ?
147
1 to change the lightbulb, 3 to judge it, 4 to claim he uses their training methods, 76 to say his form was bad and 63 to talk about steroid abuse.
+6 Index 
[quote]Shimmy wrote:
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
I don’t know any muscle humour jokes, but I’ll let Arnold take care of this.
Now, even though I’m learning German, I have no idea what he spoke, but must have been pretty hilarious to make Franco rest 305 pounds on his chest and laugh.[/quote]
He says “das ist genug fuer heute” or thats enough for today.
in a bit of a cocky way[/quote]
Thats German for “I’m Fucking the Maid”
Who knew Franco could understand German?
I’ve been saving this one for a thread like dis.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
I’ve been saving this one for a thread like dis.
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So his legs are the labia? Making his penis the clitoris?
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
I’ve been saving this one for a thread like dis.
[/quote]
So his legs are the labia? Making his penis the clitoris?[/quote]
Jesus, that brought an image to mind I could have done without…asshole lol.
Death by Snu Snu!
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m just glad for no silly snatch jokes.[/quote]
I’m doing snatch tonight. (I’m cheap.)
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I love it when supplement ads try to make a bodybuilder look “sciency”…
SCIENTIST: “Now Jay, if you would be so good as to look here, you’ll see that this supplement contains some of the most groundbreaking ergogenic compounds in science today, including…”
JAY: “BOX!”
SCIENTIST: “Yes Jay, it is indeed in a box. More importantly than its container though are its contents, for example, beta-3-ergosterol, a powerful…”
JAY: “PURPLE!!”
SCIENTIST: “, yes, Jay, the box is predominantly purple in colour. I think you are missing the point though…in several peer-reviewed studies, this supplement…JAY STOP THAT!” [/quote]
Literally fell over laughing…well done!
What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women
^ hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahha…oh goddamn christfuck, I do believe I will go to hell for laughing at this one !
[quote]al1492 wrote:
What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women[/quote]
That’s fucking great.