[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
“I have a headache, I think it’s a tumor”
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Kindergarten Cop
[quote]dwilliams wrote:
Sarcasm is anger’s ugly cousin.
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Anger Managment
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
"You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. "
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Anchor Man
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
"You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. "
"Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go! "[/quote]
Anchorman
Step Brothers
“No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I’ll no longer be standing!”
“So, you know where he went to school?”
“Cap’n didn’t go to school, they assembled him at OSC outta spare body parts of dead GIs.”
[quote]Blood is Metal wrote:
Jeff607 wrote:
The first night’s the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell… and those bars slam home… that’s when you know it’s for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.
Shawshank?[/quote]
Yup’
[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:
“No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I’ll no longer be standing!”[/quote]
V for Vendetta
[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
"You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. "
"Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go! "
Anchorman
Step Brothers
“No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I’ll no longer be standing!”[/quote]
V for Vendetta
[quote]Jeff607 wrote:
Blood is Metal wrote:
Shawshank?
Yup’
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Word.
“So, it’s sorta social. Demented and sad… but social.”
“Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.”
[quote]kross001 wrote:
“So, you know where he went to school?”
“Cap’n didn’t go to school, they assembled him at OSC outta spare body parts of dead GIs.”[/quote]
Saving Private Ryan
[quote]kross001 wrote:
“Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.” [/quote]
Gladiator
“Oh, you’re the executive producer. Well, why don’t you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Okay, Fucky?”
“Actually, it’s Banky.”
“No, it is Fucky.”
[quote]kross001 wrote:
“Oh, you’re the executive producer. Well, why don’t you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Okay, Fucky?”
“Actually, it’s Banky.”
“No, it is Fucky.”
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
“Have you brought any fruits or vegetables with you”
“Two weeks”
Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it’s quiet as a church.
[quote]twilliams wrote:
“Have you brought any fruits or vegetables with you”
“Two weeks”[/quote]
TOTAL RECALL
“tt-t-t-t-tday junior!”
“No one makes me bleed my own blood!”
"You’ve got these claws and you’re staring at these claws, and you’re thinking to yourself, with these claws, you’re thinkin; how am I supposed to kill this bunny?
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
“tt-t-t-t-tday junior!”
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Billy Madison
[quote]
“No one makes me bleed my own blood!” [/quote]
Dodgeball