son: You’re right. I suck dick for money.
dad: Boy, don’t start.
son: Two thousand dollars - I’m that good.
dad: Get out!
son: And you should see me fuck. I’m the best piece of ass in three States.
This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:
“You are bleeding”
“I aint got time to bleed.”[/quote]
Jesse Ventura in Predator.
[quote]skaskansky wrote:
son: You’re right. I suck dick for money.
dad: Boy, don’t start.
son: Two thousand dollars - I’m that good.
dad: Get out!
son: And you should see me fuck. I’m the best piece of ass in three States.[/quote]
American Beauty
[quote]kross001 wrote:
“He can’t pull over any farther!”
“I’m totally freaking out man!”
“You are totally freaking out…man.”[/quote]
super troopers!
aint no thang but a chicken wang. aint no thang but a chicken wang on a strang
White men can’t jump.
son: You’re right. I suck dick for money.
dad: Boy, don’t start.
son: Two thousand dollars - I’m that good.
dad: Get out!
son: And you should see me fuck. I’m the best piece of ass in three States.
American Beauty
Sarcasm is anger’s ugly cousin.
I LOVE THIS QUOTE 1. its a real quote. 2. image all your friends and co-workers are being taken out all around you. Your scared out of your mind and wanting to go home and your boss comes out with this:
MOVIE -“THE LONGEST DAY”
PERSON - GENERAL NORMAN COTA
THE QUOTE - "I don’t have to tell you the story. You all know it. Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Now get off your butts. You guys are the Fighting 29th. "
I think of this when I have a bad day an want to call it quits.
That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
I think Eskimos are smug.
“There is something else you should know about Tracey”
“Her pussy gets so wet!”
[quote]Spartan903 wrote:
That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.[/quote]
Dazed and Confused
[quote]Jeff607 wrote:
The first night’s the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell… and those bars slam home… that’s when you know it’s for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. [/quote]
Shawshank?
[quote]Spartan903 wrote:
That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.[/quote]
Dazed and Confused
[quote]four60 wrote:
I LOVE THIS QUOTE 1. its a real quote. 2. image all your friends and co-workers are being taken out all around you. Your scared out of your mind and wanting to go home and your boss comes out with this:
MOVIE -“THE LONGEST DAY”
PERSON - GENERAL NORMAN COTA
THE QUOTE - "I don’t have to tell you the story. You all know it. Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Now get off your butts. You guys are the Fighting 29th. "
I think of this when I have a bad day an want to call it quits.
[/quote]
Quote Game fail
“What are you going to do?”
“Kill’em all. Kill anybody that gets in my way. Kill anybody that looks at me wrong.”
“I have a headache, I think it’s a tumor”
"You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. "
"Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go! "
[quote]skaskansky wrote:
kross001 wrote:
“He can’t pull over any farther!”
“I’m totally freaking out man!”
“You are totally freaking out…man.”
super troopers![/quote]
“You got those little bitty bird lips.” (When they are chugging syrup)
"What you got? You got an IOU, you got ten?
I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. [glances over his shoulder] Looks like we’re almost outta beer.