[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
“tt-t-t-t-tday junior!”
“No one makes me bleed my own blood!” [/quote]
Billy Madison
Dodgeball
[quote]cueball wrote:
"You’ve got these claws and you’re staring at these claws, and you’re thinking to yourself, with these claws, you’re thinkin; how am I supposed to kill this bunny?[/quote]
Swingers
“Goddammit!! You have any idea how far that cabin is?!?”
[quote]TylerPK4L wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
1-“Death you are my bitch lover!”
2-“I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust”
Wedding Crashers
The Hangover
Sweet.
“You kids wouldn’t happen to have a cup of warm water would ya?” Someone has to know it…[/quote]
I can’t believe no one got this.
“Samsonite. I was waaaay off!”
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
TylerPK4L wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
1-“Death you are my bitch lover!”
2-“I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust”
Wedding Crashers
The Hangover
Sweet.
“You kids wouldn’t happen to have a cup of warm water would ya?” Someone has to know it…
I can’t believe no one got this.
“Samsonite. I was waaaay off!”[/quote]
Dumb and Dumber, didn’t see that one
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…
[quote]B-Man wrote:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…
[/quote]
Please… Apocalypse Now
“And I ain’t talkin no paper cup, I’m talkin a Glass of beer!”
“I got bit in the ass today, son. By a stinkin’ ass, filthy dog. You shoulda seen 'em. Biggest dog I’ve ever seen in my life. I said ’ Doggy, please don’t bit me, dog. I turn around to jump over the fence, that dog grabbed my ASS!”
[quote]cueball wrote:
“I got bit in the ass today, son. By a stinkin’ ass, filthy dog. You shoulda seen 'em. Biggest dog I’ve ever seen in my life. I said ’ Doggy, please don’t bit me, dog. I turn around to jump over the fence, that dog grabbed my ASS!”
[/quote]
Friday
1 “Killian, here’s your Subzero now plain zero.”
2 “Am I the meanest?”
“SHO’NUFF”
“Am I the prettiest?”
“SHO’NUFF”
“Am I the baddest, mo-fo, low-down, around this town?”
“SHO’NUFF”
(pointing) Bwahahaha! He doesn’t know what the 3 seashells are for…(quickly looks away and shuts up)
[quote]Kregore wrote:
1 “Killian, here’s your Subzero now plain zero.”
[/quote]
The Running Man
[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:
“And I ain’t talkin no paper cup, I’m talkin a Glass of beer!”[/quote]
Pulp Fiction
(pointing) Bwahahaha! He doesn’t know what the 3 seashells are for…(quickly looks away and shuts up)
Demolition Man
“You break my record. Now I break you, like I break your friend.”
But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home, and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then made a noise like this: hoowaa, hooowaa, hoowaa, HOOOOOWWWAAAAA! Then I dumped it over the side. All the people in the audience, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over the place. I never felt so bad in my entire life!
[quote]apollomongoose23 wrote:
- And another thing, Vonnegut! I’m gonna stop payment on the check!
,F@ck me? Hey, Kurt, can you read lips, f@ck you! Next time I’ll call Robert Ludlum!
2.Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you f@cking spell, j@ck-o!f. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!
I’m from Miami-f@ckin’-Beach and you wanna show me the ocean, huh? And what about sun, does it ever shine around here, or is this smog around all the time? [/quote]
Don’t know if anyone’s gotten 2 yet, but Get Shorty.
[quote]cueball wrote:
But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home, and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then made a noise like this: hoowaa, hooowaa, hoowaa, HOOOOOWWWAAAAA! Then I dumped it over the side. All the people in the audience, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over the place. I never felt so bad in my entire life![/quote]
Goonies, such a classic.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Heated Conversation between two bad asses:
Badass no. 1: God hates me, that’s what it is
Badass no. 2: Hate him back, works for me.
[/quote]
If no one’s got this Lethal motherfuckin; Weapon.
Psychos? Do they look like psychos to you? Psychos do not explode when hit with sunlight - I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are.
1- You can put a cat in the oven, but that don’t make it a bicuit
2- Shit, we’re getting beat up by the inventor of scrabble
3- If there’s one thing the last few days have taught me it’s that it’s better to have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it