Most BodyBuilders Look Like Crap

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m gonna say this and leave it at that…some of the posters here have been successful at turning this forum into nothing but a bunch of whining kids who seem jealous and upset by anyone who stands out and disagrees with them.

I mean, I can understand being challenged, but this bullshit where I get called out for pages has gotten really fucking old…not only that, most of you are just flat out wrong and lying your asses off now.

LOL at dental schools that are only 2-3 years long. I know what it took to get through school and it was just as tough as what the med students were going through on differently focused material. There isn’t one in the country less than 4 years…but clearly people with no medical backfgrounds at all know more than me about my own profession.

Have a valid fucking argument before you step to me again.

You make yourselves look like idiots if you don’t.

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Actually, the University of Pacific has a 3 year dental program. Not sure of any others, but that’s where my buddy went. Does that count as “stepping”?

[quote]Ostertag wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
bump[/quote]

Quit using strawmen.[/quote]

haha

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:

[quote]Ostertag wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
bump[/quote]

Quit using strawmen.[/quote]

haha[/quote]

Fuckin Bert gets me every time, and that avi ain’t even new anymore!

since my last post, I cooked some marinated carne asada on my new natural gas Weber Genesis grill, deadlifted 600lbs for a single, and ran 10 hill sprints with my Great Dane. now I am sitting here, eating a home made burrito, and sipping on wild turkey and coke.

so much for getting a life. I have a great life. I still found this thread fun.

[quote]red04 wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:

[quote]Ostertag wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
bump[/quote]

Quit using strawmen.[/quote]

haha[/quote]

Fuckin Bert gets me every time, and that avi ain’t even new anymore![/quote]

I try to uphold a high standard for my avy’s. Glad you enjoyed it sir.

BTW, anyone who can write prescriptions can call themselves a doctor, that seems to be a good rule of thumb in my opinion.

But anyone who has seen Wild Hogs knows it’s still funny to “correct” dentists when they call themselves a doctor.


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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

LOL? Weakness. I wasn’t fat.[/quote]

Let me stop you there. Only someone who was not educated in how the human body works would think how fat you are is all you need to worry about. If you got unhealthy at a certain weight at a certain age, it isn’t always because you simply weigh a certain amount. Your body is a very complex machine and when it starts to fail, it isn’t because of only ONE cause.

Now, we could have a real discussion here where people could learn something…but that is clearly not what you want here.

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I was 265 and leaner than you are in your most recent pics.

And again, comprehension fail. If most people can’t get there without getting fat, isn’t THAT KINDA THE FUCKING POINT OF THE ARTICLE YOU MORON???[/quote]

Dude, any pic you saw was taken at least 2 weeks ago or more. Any more recent ones have only been pm’d to people.

If you want to play games like that, let’s go.

I told you I bet I look better than you right now with my shirt off. I didn’t say I was “leaner” than you. Post a pic of you with your shirt off and I will take one tonight so that the pic is recent.

Ball’s in your court, pops.[/quote]

Jesus H. Christ - another strawman. Quote chapter and verse where I stated that being fat is “all you have to worry about”. Seriously?

Now we’re taking topless pics? LMFAO. Please. Are we going to deadlift after that? Ball is in your court “bodybuilder”.

^^ I’m not sure how that’s relevant…but I love it!

[quote]Nards wrote:
^^ I’m not sure how that’s relevant…but I love it![/quote]

Kinda makes you wish you weren’t banned from that Star Trek forum for life, huh? I miss that site…

Wow, theres an hour of my life I won’t get back.
A couple of humbly submitted comments:

BG, You are one entertaining MoFo
X, Respect

Who cares if you or someone else labels you a “Bodybuilder” or
what that label even means. Who gives a shit?

Younger guys, it does get harder as you get older. That is a fact,
but, your goals will naturally change also. Injuries do accumulate
and you’ll just have to find ways around them. Maintaining size, strength,
and composition gets way harder, but not impossible. Recovery times
get longer and diet tolerances go way down.

BG, I do not see very many big, older guys. BTW, Dave Draper
is big still, even after the heart surgeries. I’ve carried 265 relatively lean @ 6’4", but
am way more comfortable and feel better at 230. I may push down to 220 this summer.

I do not consider myself a bodybuilder, but, I do train like one in order to
stay competitive at my sport, baseball. I’m 46 and compete in a league with
guys half my age, college players, and retired pros. Most of them, in their
mid to late 20’s, rarely train, and as a result, rarely perform to their abilities.
I enjoy the look on their faces when I tell them my age. A brave few have even come to
train with me, but never last through the first week, not one.
I plan to continue with this until I can no longer play competitively, “bodybuilding”,
is the vehicle that allows me to do this.

Very entertainig thread.

I must say I usually ignore these threads, but g’damn this one was awesome. Heavythrower/X posts were particularly hilarious.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:
Oxford English Dictionary:

Bodybuilder

Noun

  1. A person who strengthens and enlarges the muscles of their body though strenuous exercise.
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Thats great. Let me go scrape up a few thousand bucks and publish my own dictionary. By that definitipn football players powerlifters strongmen are all bodybuilders.

Useless post is useless[/quote]

Yes Bonez on its own that post maybe wasn’t much help but explains the publics misinterpretation of bodybuilding.

This definition is responsible for the general publics misconception of bodybuilding. If Joe average sees a jacked up guy swaggering down the street in a tight t-shirt they will likely assume he is a bodybuilder because it is apparent he does weights. An easy mistake for the uninitiated to make IMO. People in ‘the know’ obviously have a much more sophisticated understanding of weight lifting related endeavors, although a bulked up ‘off season’ bodybuilder may well look like, and be reasonably mistaken for a powerlifter.

If a writer writes for ten years before he becomes published does he only become a writer the day he gets his book published and starts earning royalties? I would say he becomes a ‘professional’ writer that day, if he only had articles published then maybe he becomes an ‘accomplished’ writer that day.

When a guy enters his first bodybuilding competition does he only become a bodybuilder that day? No, he becomes a competitive bodybuilder that day, if he places or wins something then he is certainly accomplished to a degree at least (anyone who steps on stage or into a ring or pursues their endeavors with a passion wins my respect) and when/if he starts making his living out of it he then becomes a professional bodybuilder.

So yes, I think you can be a bodybuilder without competing.

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Youre equating writing professionally with professional bodybuilding. The caveat is that amateur bodybuilding exists. NPC. THose guys dont make money like the published writer does.

Ive said it once before. Analogies arent going to work here. Bodybuilding is a unique endeavor.

Your analogy would work if you compared the guy who has notes written down of all these ideas about character development, plot lines, chrolongy of events to the guy who actually takes those notes and puts it all together into a book (physical version or on a computer). Getting published equates with turning pro, not with stepping on stage. Youre not a book writer (or poetry writer; same criteria as above, or article writer, etc) until youve actually written the book.

Im not criticizing your analogy, Im just showing you how it doesnt apply. I cant think of one analogy that works. If you can, go for it. Im interested. Maybe it’ll change my mind about the definition of a bodybuilder. [/quote]

Bonez, what is your perception of the definition of a bodybuilder? Are you of the opinion that until someone has competed they are not a bodybuilder? If you are I don’t think thats unreasonable.

I neglected to mention amateur writing in my analogy-my bad, the point I was trying to make was that someone can still pursue an endeavor without doing something on a competitive basis or a professional level and wear the label. I’ll use X as an example I think its fair to call him a bodybuilder even though he has not competed.

I can see your point that in order to prevent the word bodybuilder being thrown around it could be fitting to say that unless someone has competed they are not a bodybuilder.

You’ve worded your post very carefully you sneaky &^%$£@, and I am trying to think of a more accurate analogy, and of course Bodybuilding IS a unique endeavor. I did think of using stand up comedy, because I wouldn’t call someone a stand up comedian until they had performed on stage in at least a small venue like a bar.

I think the reality is that people who look the part-and isn’t that what bodybuilding is all about-looks? Are able to wear the title of ‘Bodybuilder’ whether they compete or not, thats just my interpretation…

[quote]heavythrower wrote:
since my last post, I cooked some marinated carne asada on my new natural gas Weber Genesis grill, deadlifted 600lbs for a single, and ran 10 hill sprints with my Great Dane. now I am sitting here, eating a home made burrito, and sipping on wild turkey and coke.

so much for getting a life. I have a great life. I still found this thread fun. [/quote]

That’s a good life for sure!

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I must say I usually ignore these threads, but g’damn this one was awesome. Heavythrower/X posts were particularly hilarious.[/quote]

bah! how dare you find entertainment in our debate…did you knot know this is serious, serious business?

If I haven’t done legs since my junior high PE teacher made me do wall sits in the 7th grade, but can curl the sh#t out of some straight bar in your squat rack while I watch the highlights on Sports Center between sets, am I a bodybuilder? :slight_smile:
Maybe nobody ever told me the “V” taper was supposed to stop at my waste and I think it’s cool to have a 60" chest and 6" calves…

So if the pic of the kid on stage who obviously didn’t know what he was getting into gets lumped in with “competitor”, then the description above has to fit somewhere too…

I may be way off base, but I don’t think most people hold the term to any certain standard. That’s not even what I took from the article, but that seems to be the theme of the thread, among other stuff, lol. I don’t think most who compete or have competed want to hoard the title and keep it to a small group. It’s a fringe “sport” as is, and alienating interested people only hurts it more.

The sad truth is the only people sitting in the seats at a local show are with one of the competitors. Maybe the sport would grow if we were all a little more inviting or approachable in the gym, maybe not.

EVERYONE should compete once. It changed my perception of “lean”. Freaks are freaks by, well, definition. If we were all freaks, then nobody would really be a freak. Pointing out that Serge or Lou were big late in life certainly proves that it’s possible, although IMO “healthy” is questionable. But this article wasn’t for Lou. It was for guys like me, who SHOULD be 190 on stage but hit 260 by eating 2 pizzas the night before leg day.

Anyway, how many sets of curls have I got left, you ask?
I’ve got 4 more se… Holy Crap! Did you see that dunk?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I believe the point of the article should be - don’t carry excess fat in your effort to look big. [/quote]

Bingo - that’s really all the article is saying. That’s BG’s point as well.

I don’t know how it got so convoluted.[/quote]

Yeah and I agreed with the that point. But when BG said:

"It wasn’t the point of the article and it wasn’t my point. The point of the article was, a lot of guys are on a constant bulk and carry more junk that necessary and it’s unhealthy (it absolutely is). My point was as middle age nears, it’s not healthy to be 250 plus no matter what the composition . It’s a strain on your heart - period. End of story. "

despite bragging about how great shape he is in at 240 lbs. 240 is OK. 250, that’s unhealthy.[/quote]

Exactly. If all BG was saying was “don’t get obese”, no one would be challenging him. Instead, a guy with very little to no medical background is trying to tell us that a specific weight is the cause of poor health…all while degrading every single person who disagrees with him.

If “250lbs” is now unhealthy, why the hell would he weigh just 10lbs south of death?

…and then act like the guys with medical training are clueless?

OK.[/quote]

Exactly. And Serge Nubret was a great example. You can’t just rely on weight alone to say whats an unhealthy weight. Serge was around 220-225 most of his competing life at a height of 6 feet. Just throwing a number around like it means something is ridiculous. If bodyweight was all that mattered in lifespan, then elephants would be fucked.

Genetics has far more to do with what someones body can handle than anything else. Of course its unhealthy to be on a perpetual “bulk” for your entire life, but it is more than possible to be jacked and old, as well as healthy. I know one lifter personally who is into his seventies and puts most guys 50 years younger to shame in the gym, both in terms of weight lifted and how good he looks. He has perfect bloodwork and is a picture of health for his age.

Most bodyguards smell like crap.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Most bodyguards smell like crap.[/quote]

Strawman!

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Most bodyguards smell like crap.[/quote]

Strawman![/quote]

This is not strawman. The bodyguard is very old and most likely craps his pants. That results in his smelling of crap. My logic is flawless. You don’t know anything.