More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

Quoted this part but loved the whole post. Son good to have a kid just in awe of what you do. Well done Pwn you are a true legend mate.

@simo74 Really appreciate that dude. Was having a total Paul Kelso/John McCallum moment there…and thankfully not a Josh Bryant ā€œThick Vicā€ moment, haha.


Slept until 0530. Wife set and alarm because she was getting up for a 14.1 mile run in memory of our pug who passed away (today would have been his birthday, and he lived 14 years and 1 month). While she ran, I got in

21 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells
2 mile 80lb weighted vest walk

For PM workout

ā€œLOGST IN TRANSLATIONā€

AMRAP in 15 minutes of

  • 3 log vipers w/135lbs
  • 7 burpee chins

Time ran out on the 4th burpee of the 10th round

My left knee is feeling awesome. No more swelling or pain. I’m feeling solid for tomorrow’s squat effort.

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Back and shoulders looking jacked!! Funny you mentioned Kelso, I just found like 3 or 4 of his books I had at my parents house. Going to skim them tomorrow. Lots of different shrug ideas i would have never considered if I recall correctly.

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^^^^ This makes me happy!

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@jwlake06 Appreciate that dude, and what a cool find! One of my biggest victories in my lifting history was being able to tell Paul that I had read ā€œPowerlifting Basics Texas Styleā€ to my kid as a bedtime story. He got a kick out of that, and asked me to write a review on amazon for it.

@raven78 Thanks man! It’s been a few days actually, and I just kept forgetting to log it. We always forget when we’re healthy, haha.


AM WORKOUT (0315 natural wake up…I went to bed ready for war and couldn’t sleep any more), SEMI-FASTED: 1 serving of Surge workout fuel before workout, 1 during

BBB BEEFCAKE: WEEK 6, Workout 1

MAIN WORK

Jump-squat-row

Box Jumps
3x3

Buffalo Bar Squat
5xBar
5x195
3x285
1x335
1x405
1x455

T-bar rows
12x100
12x125
10x150

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

Buffalo Bar Squat
5x10x405 in 18:28 (F—K you, I did it!)

Transition immediately to assistance work

ASSISTANCE WORK

Hyper to abs to GHR to pull to push

40x360 Reverse Hyper
30 standing ab wheels
30 GHRs
50 pull aparts
25 Pushdowns

Belt squat stripset (no lockout/rest between sets)
54x200 (3 rep PR from previous)
Reps of 175,150,125,100,75,50,25 and axle, absolute murder

50 dips

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

20 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells
25 burpee chins in 5 minutes immediately afterwards

Notes:

  • F**k the world and its inhabitants because I hit that goddamn 5x10x405. I am the Juggernaut. I am all that is.

  • I am over the moon hitting that 5x10x405. I’m going to do a much larger write up on it, but that’s been the goal since starting this round of 5/3/1 BBB Beefcake and I did everything in my power to make it happen, and seeing the executed plan work was an outstanding start to my day and my week. I listened to Foo Fighters’ ā€œAll My Lifeā€ on a loop for the entire 18+ minutes. For rest protocol, I started at 90 seconds, then 120, 150 and ended with 180. It was a solid strategy. My conditioning base was strong enough that, when the rest ended, I was ready to go: it was my muscles DURING the sets that were what needed the rest times more. That’s a GOOD place to be in. That’s how we make this work.

  • Main work was just what I needed it to be for this. 455 felt heavier than it had any right to be, but it woke me up and got me dialed in and ready.

  • That belt squat at the end was such the cherry on top. I was absolutely annihilated.

  • For the ABCs, I came up with a cute idea. I set a timer for 2 minutes, do as many ABCs as I can, rest for 30 seconds, then use the remaining 2:30 to match or exceed that number. Worked for today: 10 and 10. I then promptly died for about the first 40 seconds of Burpee chins before I rediscovered my lungs.

  • Will continue my trend of some sort of light bodyweight conditioning later in the day. As much as it was ā€œfunā€ to have a brutal 5 minute ABC session later in the day, this summer month weather makes it a bit cumbersome. I spend 5 minutes training and 25 minutes sweating afterwards, which takes away from family time. I’m keeping with the 5 minutes a day, just moving it, and I’m still conditioning twice a day, so spirit is being met, and once we get back to fall I may find more ABCs later in the day.

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PM WORKOUT (1830)

Tabata burpee chins w/prisoner squats during the rest periods

Made it a point to get in 4 BCs per round, which pushed the pace pretty hard.

Did a write up about my BBB Beefcake experience to get a 5x10x405 squat here

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A fine choice sir.

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@mr.v3lv3t One of those tunes that will never get old


AM WORKOUT (0320 Natural wake up)

BBB BEEFCAKE Week 6, Workout 2

MAIN WORK

Log clean and strict press away
5xLog
5x155
3x175
0x200 (felt a few pops in the left arm on the clean, shut it down)

5x10 band pull aparts between sets

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

Log viper press each rep
5x10x155 in 21:30 w/90 seconds rest between sets

Transition immediately to assistance work

ASSISTANCE WORK

Dip-push-raise-hyper-abs-GHR

Weighted dip stripset (no rest)
5x105
5x80
4x55
6x30
30xBW w/rest pause

25 pushdowns

Lateral raise dropset (no rest)
23x20lbs
23x10
23x5
23x2.5
23xEmpty hands

40x90 Reverse hyper
20 standing ab wheels
30 GHRs

Poundstone Curls
215xAxle

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

20 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells (more pops)
30 Burpee chins in 7 minutes

Notes:

  • Left arm keeps healing well enough to perform in the week, then gets bogged down and the process restarts. Reading the warning signs, the bicep wants to go. I was feeling real strong for presses today and would have had no issues with 200, but getting it into place proved to be the issue.

  • I actually tried to do some axle cleans during conditioning and that was a VERY bad idea, so thankfully I was smart and shut it down there.

  • The Poundstone curls had a bit of a tonic effect, but the ABCs undid a lot of the good. Specifically trying to push into later rounds and letting form slop show up.

  • I was moving a little slow on the supplemental work, babying the bicep, but the effort was absolutely there. I am STARVING as a result of the metabolic hit.

  • CHAOS IS THE PLAN. I’ve realized I’ve spent too much time doing the same thing over and over with those ABCs. Whatever point I needed to prove, I’ve proven it. Currently plan going forward is to select a handful of ā€œgreatest hitsā€, assign them a number, and roll a die each day to determine what I’m doing. I need more chaos to stay sharp AND fresh. Off the top of my head, it’ll include ABCs, Tabata Front Squats, KB Fran, and 100 Burpees for time. Goal is something 3-6 minutes in length and INTENSE. I’m excited for this new way forward.

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Awesome squats in here big Pun!! That’s a beastly volume session and a great follow. You only did about double what I did……holy SHIT!! Will you be doing building the monolith next? I’m doing a Deload then jumping in. Just gotta get my conditioning figured in there cause I’ve been slacking!!

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A boring 6 sided die, or a more exciting one?

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Honestly, this is just insane for anyone to lift. The fact you did it at sub-200lb bodyweight just makes it that much more crazy. I don’t know if i have anything to add, other than to repeat my hydrogen bomb analogy. Just incomprehensible brother. Nice work!

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@jwlake06 Thanks man! The current plan is 5/3/1 For Hardgainers after a deload, but if my bicep keeps being crummy, I may pivot into something nutty. We’ll see.

@FlatsFarmer Dude, if I determine the size of the die ahead of time, chaos ISN’T the plan! Haha. As a DnDer, I have LOTS of die to choose from.

@atlas13 Appreciate you swinging by and dropping that h-bomb dude! I’m still over the moon on it.

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A classic tune and 100% fitting lyrically for the achievement from that workout.

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PM WORKOUT (1850)

Tabata burpee chins w/prisoner squats during the rest periods.

Getting those 4 burpee chins in per round really is a game changer. Left bicep is still pretty screwy, but it’ll heal. Prowler is loaded up for tomorrow.

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AM WORKOUT (0320 natural wake up) FASTED

ā€œLAST CALL FOR LITVINOLā€

Prowler distance: FAR

Keg: 100+lbs

3 rounds of

  • 8 keg loads to truck tailgate, load onto prowler
  • High handle prowler push
  • Carry keg back to truck, load onto tailgate
  • Bearhug carry back to prowler, load onto prowler
  • Reverse drag prowler to start

Time: 33:30

1 round of

  • High handle push, immediately turn around and backwards drag it to start

Time: 40:30 (7 minute round)

4 minutes of keg loading to tailgate: 57 reps total (3 rep PR from previous week)

POST WORKOUT SHAKE/3 MINUTE DRIVE HOME/SPEED UNLOAD TRUCK

FRAN w/STRICT CHINS

Time: 7:54

5 round circuit of

  • 10 dips
  • 4 ab wheels
  • 8 reverse hypers w/90lbs

50 pull aparts
25 pushdowns
30 GHRs

Notes:

  • Was pleased I could run this, given the brokenness of the bicep. Felt a slight tug on the put down of the final bear hug carry, but otherwise held together well, and that keg loading at the end went solid.

  • Friction was high today on the parking lot. Struggled with the prowler.

  • Fran seemed like a good idea, but those chins were murdering my bicep. I have a plan to hit up either Tabearta or Tabata KBFS later today.

  • Appetite is through the roof these days. Good to have that. But f**k me I’m tired of making so much food.

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PM workout

Tabata front squats w/95lbs

Notes:

  • An @Dan_John classic, and just what I needed for the circumstances. Went max reps per round, minimum of 8. Felt the hurt.

  • Got my list of other WODs ready to go. Right now elbow heakth is guiding things, but soon it will open all the way up.

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Are you coming up on a diet break? I’m curious to see the log when you lean out post-BBB. I’m guessing lots of light jogging and Pilates

Well, keep in mind diet breaks arent for leaning out for me: just a break. Lean out will probably be in like 30 weeks or so.

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Ohhhh I assumed they were less of a break and more of a way to stay super lean. 30 weeks of post-405 is dirty. Now I’m very curious

@bjiral Staying super lean is actually very far away from my goals. I’m trying my hardest to put on some bodyfat. Being in a very lean state continues to be pretty bad for me. My hormones aren’t great, I am more prone to injury, and my strength goes down. BUT, EATING like this is VERY taxing. Hell, part of it is simply taxing my memory: I have to REMEMBER all the crap I have to eat. My breakfast is stupidly elaborate. To say nothing of how hard this all is on my digestive track, or how much of my time it takes up to be cooking and cleaning so much. But along with THAT, one of the other benefits of a diet break is that it allows my metabolism to ramp down a touch. Right now, the engine is burning SUPER hot and I keep throwing fuel on it, but with a break I get to let my body get adjusted to fewer calories again such that, when I go back to gaining, I don’t need to eat NEARLY as much at the start to achieve a gaining effect.

And then, the training matches. I use those diet breaks to intensify and get used to heavier loads again.

I’m not quite sure what you mean by this.


AM WORKOUT (0320 Natural wake up) SEMI-FASTED: 1 serving of Surge pre-workout, 1 during

BBB BEEFCAKE WEEK 6, Workout 3

MAIN WORK

Axle bench press
5xAxle
5x226
3x256
2x286

5x10 band pull aparts between sets

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

Axle bench press
5x10x226 superset w/5x10x24KG KB rows

90 seconds rest between sets

Total time: 17:58

Transition immediately to assistance work

ASSISTANCE WORK

BC-push-abs-hyper-GHR

50 burpee chins in 7:18
25 pushdowns
20 standing ab wheels
40x90 reverse hypers
30 GHRs

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

ā€œCUB SANDWICH AU JUSā€

  • Open with 95lb TABEARTA w/3 complexes per round

  • 20 minute EMOM of Bears and Dips. Ladder up to 3 bears, fill in the remainder of the minute with dips, worked up to 180+ total dips

  • Close with 95lb TABEARTA w/2 complexes per round

Notes:

  • Left bicep was a little unstable at the start of the benching, but I found my way toward the end. I was pretty pleased with how the supplemental work shook out. Keeping the 90 seconds rest each round was a good sign, and I was feeling pretty strong. The topset was garbage, but supplemental is the focus.

  • REALLY like chasing the bench with the burpee chins. That might just become a thing in general.

  • This workout is such a buzzkill that the conditioning workout tends to be what saves it, and today was no exception. I already had ā€œBear Calvaryā€ in mind, but I wanted to get more of a conditioning effect, hence ā€œCub Sandwich Au Jusā€. I love the name. The sandwich part is there with the TABEARTAs on either side. The cub is…well…bears. Au jus? Dip, of course. And again: 3 bears per round on Tabata keeps you honest! You are putting in work if you do that. Trying to get in dips after that was pretty amazing, which is what prompted that ladder approach of bears between rounds. Typically, I did a straight 2 per round, but today required some variance. This is for sure a keeper. Coming back to those tabata bears at the end really tested me.

  • Got my third stripe in Tang Soo Do last night, so I’m eligible to test for my next belt in December. I haven’t been doing much updating on that front, as it’s been mostly the same, but my instructor remarked how I’ve been relaxing more and not muscling techniques. Funny enough, I imagine it’s because I keep picking up small injuries that are preventing me from doing that, but I’ll take the feedback any which way I can.

  • On the bicep front, it’s healing, but I can’t fully contract the muscle, which is interesting. Just going to be diligent.

  • For tomorrow, I’m having some real ā€œDeadlift ennuiā€. I don’t think I will be able to move the loads required to finish out BBB Beefcake legitimately, which is making me think to just do some stupid nutty deadlift based workout instead. We’ll see what happens. Chaos is the plan. In that regard, TABEARTA in and of itself answered the chaos call, but I don’t think 100 burpees is outside the realm of possibility for today either.

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