More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

@bjiral Appreciate you checking in dude! Don’t thank me for Malcolm X Method though: that’s purely Jim Wendler’s work. My shoulder injury happened when I was 16 during a wrestling match, so I definitely didn’t detail my comeback from it, nor did I approach it the way I do currently. Under the purview of my parents, I got labrum reconstructive surgery (which was a mistake, 16 year olds shouldn’t get that) and went through physical therapy before returning back to combat sports and dislocating the shoulder 5 more times and subluxing it a few dozen more times before I retired from those sports.

@TrainForPain Pain train keeps on rolling! Figure you’d appreciate that, haha. I genuinely have no idea what hypoglycemia is to be able to say if I’m experiencing it, but the increased hunger I’m experiencing currently tends to correspond with where I am in my gaining program process, which is to say that, yes, my hunger IS growing, but not beyond unexpected levels. It’s worth appreciating that hunger is a constant in my life. I’ve said it a few times, but I’ve literally only ever been full 3 times in my life, and 2 of those were after making weight for a 24 hour weigh in and then eating the weight back up. Typically, if I’m not feeling hunger, it’s a sign of illness.

Since they seem to be wizards over at BioTest, I’ll say that I don’t experience the typical carb crash that I was having back when I was fueling up with breakfast cereal pre-workout. It’s a pretty even burn. It settles pretty well too. Goes down fast for sure, haha.


AM WORKOUT (0400 wake up via alarm, day off work so I slept in)

LAST CALL FOR LITVINOL

  • Prowler distance: FAR
  • Keg: 100+lbs

3 rounds of

  • 8 keg loads to truck flatbed
  • Load keg onto prowler, high handle push
  • Front carry keg back to truck, load onto flatbed
  • Bearhug carry keg back to prowler
  • Reverse drag prowler back to start

TIME: 32:30

  • High handle push and reverse drag back

TIME: 7:30

4 minutes of keg loading to flatbed

  • 52 reps total (42 in first 3 minutes, 3 rep PR from previous week)

3 MINUTE DRIVE HOME, SPEED UNLOAD TRUCK

5 minutes of ABCs w/24 kg bells (20 rounds total)

5 rounds in 5:30 of

  • 10 dips
  • 4 standing ab wheels
  • 8 reverse hypers w/90lbs

50 pull aparts
25 push downs
Neck harness work

  • 50 burpee chins in 6:40

Notes:

  • Day before first day of school, kid doesn’t have childcare, so I took the day off work and wanted to get in all my training so it’s off my plates.

  • Went to bed with my knee swollen to the point of agony and immobility, woke up with it loose and feeling normal.

  • Felt a small pop in my left forearm/bicep on the third round of bearhug carries, as I was sweaty and the keg was slipping. As you can see from the keg loading and burpee chins, it wasn’t a big deal, but it’s becoming a frequent annoyance.

  • Friction was turned up on the pavement today. Much harder to move the prowler. Showed up on some of the time.

  • Focused on moving quick on the burpee chins and got the first 20 in 2 minutes, but faded after that.

  • On the ABCs, caught myself really cheating on the first clean, even moreso than usual. Going to make a point that my thumbs have to touch my shoulders for it to count.

  • That keg loading at the end continues to be the real moneymaker. I should honestly just make a workout of that sometime. Might be my next “go for an hour” stupidity.

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Sounds like you do, Trebek!

Anyway - that’s cool to hear. Thanks for sharing!
I’m similar to you with just always being hungry. I actually have noticed mine blunted a little of late, but I think it’s because I’ve simply been less active the last few weeks after moving - to your point, it’s life that drives hunger.

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I apologize I don’t know this, but first ever day of school??

Ah. Why not just say that? Haha.

In that regard, being busy tends to be great for fat loss. A good distraction, if nothing else

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It’s important I shock and awe with how transcendentally intelligent I am by showcasing my complete mastery of the English language.

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Thanks for the reply! I’ve been reading a lot of your log lately. I’m in the same boat, had surgery young and I’m paying for it. Definitely using the movement-as-medicine approach. Any tips you use to live with instability would be GREATLY appreciated.

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Ahh, there’s the West Point coming out :wink:

Edit: Couldn’t help myself. Go Navy

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Incredible memory!

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Will have to circle back for replies, but wanted to get down that I mowed my front lawn while wearing my 80lb vest and chased it with that tabata prisoner squat/push up workout I’ve been doing. My left knee is once again swollen to the point of immobility but entirely function. Genuinely wondering if I re-tore the ACL or meniscus or something. At first I thought it was just the weather but to associated pain is a new factor.

EDIT:

@bjiral Biggest thing I can attribute to my success is band pull aparts. I do billions of them, and they seemed to help keep the shoulder in place. Strong upper back and rear delts go a long way.

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That sucks. Hopefully just a strain or something. I did my left ACL twice, and nothing happened the second time that I noticed - I just started falling down a lot.

The sheer AMOUNT of work you put in week in and week out continues to amaze me.

Keep setting that bar higher!

I hope this isn’t the case, and things can work themselves out quickly for you!

This was good for a chuckle.

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My wife didn’t love it; my boy was still of carrying age and I dumped him into some bushes one time. That was the last straw before I had to go get it looked at. Now I lose those arguments a lot more quickly.

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@TrainForPain appreciate you sharing that. That’s one of the things keeping me away from thinking it’s the ACL and quite possibly the meniscus instead; I have full stability AND capability. Just swelling and pain. Although in that regard, things actually got better today, which I’ll be logging here.

@littlesleeper Iron sharpens Iron my dude: you’re absolutely killing it as well. And thanks for those words!


Took the day off work, and BOY do I know how to do a day off. Going to semi-narrate

AM WORKOUT (0645 wake up via alarm, slept in on day off) FASTED

20 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells

Notes:

  • Knee was fine, but elbow a bit junky upon waking. Doing these very first thing in the morning always results in a decline in performance, but it also means they’re out of the way for the day. After a few round the elbow opened up again.

Had a fantastic breakfast, dropped the kiddo off for the first day, then the Mrs and I went for a

5 mile outdoor walk

Picked kiddo up from halfday, went out to eat and got a keto pizza topped with chicken, pineapple, tomato, mushroom and onion. Took 70 minutes to get our food, which sucked, but we enjoyed each other’s company, and I inhaled it when I got it.

Got a few errands knocked out, got home, and did

BBB BEEFCAKE, Week 5, Workout 3

…in 27 minutes

MAIN WORK

Axle bench press
1xAxle
5x196
5x226
5x256

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

Axle pause bench press
50 reps of 196

Time: 10:15

CONDITIONING/ASSISTANCE WORK

50 burpee chins: Total time since start of supplemental work 16:52
20 standing ab wheels: 18:42
50 band pull aparts and 25 pushdowns: 20:12

I DID end up doing 40 reverse hyper and a weighted dip stripset after all that, and I could still manage my previous best on the weighted dips, which bodes well for the elbows, but I wanted to see how quickly I could do a “full workout”, and that was pretty awesome. If I allow myself 15 seconds of prep time before my first actual bench, I got all the supplemental AND assistance work done in under 20 minutes.

After that 5 mile walk, my knee is actually feeling MUCH like it’s old self. Movement really seems to be the key. Working was killing it because I was sitting too long. Focusing on keeping it elevated and mobile is helping. Elbow is on the mend as well. I keep finding ways to heal.

Got all my daily work done, and have meals prepped for the next day, along with my Surge ready to go. Deadlifts tomorrow: axle is already loaded.

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Its pain party time.

Already commented on the bench session on YT. Great way to get through a whole lot of work and keep moving forward. Salute

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Love the training music!

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@simo74 Pain? Yes indeed!

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Excuse the nerdgasm, haha. But always appreciate the visits.

@tlgains Figured you’d get a kick out of it! It’s been a solid track.


AM WORKOUT (0325 natural wake up) SEMI-FASTED: 1 serving of Surge workout fuel pre-training, 1 serving during training

BBB BEEFCAKE Week 5, Workout 4

MAINWORK

Axle deadlifts
5x176
3x266
1x361
0x426 (felt heavy, didn’t push myself)

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

50 reps of 361lb axle deadlifts by any means necessary in 13:20

Transition immediately to assistance work

ASSISTANCE WORK

40x360 reverse hyper
30 standing ab wheels
30 GHRs
50 band pull aparts
25 pushdowns

30 axle shrugs against strong short bands
50 dips

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

20 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells straight into

10 rounds of

  • 2 KB clusters EMOM
  • Burpee chins for remainder of minute (30 total completed)

Notes:

  • I am so excited with how this shook out. Heavy pulling is still not there yet, but I’ve got reps back, and being able to get in a real BBB Beefcake workout is a blessing.

  • Left elbow is still a little pissy, and my left knee is currently experiencing a little pain/swelling, but being able to get it through the workout as pretty big. And considering I chased it with ABCs and clusters, that’s all pretty positive.

  • 46th rep of the deads was garbage. Axle was slipping, even with the straps. Just not a big fan of the figure 8s in general.

  • I was dying on that conditioning. Burpees post ABCs continue to be just ridiculous.

  • Tang Soo Do later tonight. Thinking about breaking protocol this weekend for Monument and maybe just doing like 15+ solid minutes of keg loads or something similar. We’ll see.

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PM WORKOUT (1700)

Tabata burpee chins w/prisoner squats during the rest periods

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Slept until 0615 and got in an amazingly stupid workout fasted

DAN AND FRAN GO OUT DRINKING

21 ABCs w/24kg bells
21 burpee chins
15 ABCs
15 BCs
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Definitely keep that one in the back pocket.

Took a physique shot, as I haven’t been doing much of that. I’m filling out. Waist is blockier, but that’s just me.


Lawn mowing and I may do something a little different from the Monument today: we’ll see.

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Uh oh! That physique looks like trouble!

Looking dangerous dude

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@tlgains Much appreciated dude! It’s a physique chasing a goal: 5x10x405. And boy is it losing parts to get there, haha.


Today was another awesome day full of getting after it. I got all my chores done before noon, to include mowing the lawn, getting the groceries from 3 different store and taking the kid to Tang Soo Do (they got a stripe on their belt) and I got this 15 minute workout done

Just 15 solid minutes of loading a 100+lb keg onto my tailgate. I’ll be honest: it wasn’t as intense as what I had hoped it to be, but given my squat day is Monday and I hit that killer morning workout, I’ll take it.

As soon as I was done, some middle school aged boy wonders into my garage and just staring around in awe. He tells me he was watching me train while he was riding his bike, and started asking me all sorts of questions. “Do you do this everyday? Do you workout a lot?” Biggest thing was he pointed at my poster of Derek Poundstone loading the Louis Cyr stone

And asked “Is that you?”

Kid: you just made my day!

Given I was standing there shirtless, covered in sweat in my dungeon of a home gym, I was trying real hard not to give off the pedo vibes, but it was honestly just a fun experience. Something I’ve read about but never thought would happen. I wanted to give him 20 years of guidance right there on the spot, but just talked with him about sports. He plays football, safety and corner, first scrimage coming up. And it’s funny: it happened because I trained with my garage door open.

Finished all that up, did a bunch of meal prepping and cooked my family a fantastic dinner. Kid and I actually played battleship while things cooked.

Piedmontese grassfed tri tip, air fried


Served it all up


Radishes, zucchini from my garden, mashed cauliflower, romaine salad, sautéed onions, local sweet corn

And because of all this work, I have a free Sunday.

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