Caution: Do not watch this if you can’t stomach a little third world HPV combined with a rare immune deficiency. This is completely real by the way. Basically, this dude has a horrifying infection that is causing him to grow… like a tree.
GOOD NEWS: This is him after surgery.
…what do you think this guy has to tell a girl to get some head?
“When I say I got wood, I mean it, baby”.
Fucking weird
so weird/gross. Thats pretty cool that he got hooked up by that doctor to be functional for the most part (oh no I said the other F word)
.greg.
Everyone used to be afraid of him, but his BARK was worse than his bite.
He’ll soon be BRANCHING out career-wise.
Whenever he goes skydiving, he yells TIMBER on the way down.
When he was a boy, he was so skinny that everyone called him TOOTHPICK.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
…what do you think this guy has to tell a girl to get some head?[/quote]
Give it a twist and see if sap comes out.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
He’ll soon be BRANCHING out career-wise.
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I think he needs to STICK to his ROOTS.
Another reason to be grateful we live in a developed country. He is a walking french tickler.
Saw something similar [don’t think it was this] on Discovery a couple of years ago. The guy ended up getting one hand “returned to normal” by the end of the show. They basically sawed through the bark and found his real hand. They had to graft skin from somewhere on to the hand 'cause it had no protective outer layer. The guy on tv still worked every day. He drove a tractor.
His story first came out a few years ago. IDK about y’all but I love watching stuff like this on TLC lol.
He actually has a crew with different weird shit. Good thing doctors from the UK/US are reaching out to them to help find a cure.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
He’ll soon be BRANCHING out career-wise.
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I think he needs to STICK to his ROOTS.
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He wont be LUMBERING around trying to piece together his family TREE.
[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
His story first came out a few years ago. IDK about y’all but I love watching stuff like this on TLC lol.
He actually has a crew with different weird shit. Good thing doctors from the UK/US are reaching out to them to help find a cure.[/quote]
Maybe the one I saw was on TLC not Discovery. Either way, I remember him driving a tractor.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
He’ll soon be BRANCHING out career-wise.
[/quote]
I think he needs to STICK to his ROOTS.
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He wont be LUMBERING around trying to piece together his family TREE.[/quote]
If he falls down, does someone say TIMBER?
[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
He’ll soon be BRANCHING out career-wise.
[/quote]
I think he needs to STICK to his ROOTS.
[/quote]
He wont be LUMBERING around trying to piece together his family TREE.[/quote]
If he falls down, does someone say TIMBER?
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Guys, just LEAF it alone.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Everyone used to be afraid of him, but his BARK was worse than his bite.
He’ll soon be BRANCHING out career-wise.
Whenever he goes skydiving, he yells TIMBER on the way down.
When he was a boy, he was so skinny that everyone called him TOOTHPICK.
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Jesus fucking christ man. LMAO…TIMBER!!!
The puns in this thread are wonderful. I approve.
At least his family don’t have to buy a Christmas tree every year.
Life can be a BEECH. But i’m glad to see hes LOGGED some serious surgery hours.
No one really knows his age though. We’d have to cut him open to count the rings.
He’s terribly afraid of termites, beavers, lumberjacks, and carpenters. Don’t even bring up the name “Jesus Christ” around him.