Not really, the news is: NEW hope for Indonesian man, who was turning into a tree (iun a manner of speaking).
Yes, this is ALSO legit. Here are pictures of the indonesian fisherman who is suffering from HPV (according to Dr Gaspari)
This was where we left the poor guy last year.
The incredible thing is, Dr. Gaspari has gotten himself (as well as the tree-man) into a policitical situation, where the country of Indonesia (itself helpless in resolving this guy’s condition) is preventing the USA from assisting the guy.
You’ll be surprised at the kind of muck the news media sweeps under the carpet to keep you civilians blissfully unaware.
The NEXT bit of info I will discuss is the harlequin fetus project, a NEEEEW form of “warfare” being researched in a brother organization of ours. Stay tuned, fellows.
It wasn�??t until an American dermatologist traveled to see Dede�??s odd growths and cutaneous horns that the proper diagnosis was made: Dede was simply suffering from HPV, or human papilloma virus. HPV causes warts (frequently of the genital variety) and is quite common in humans. Unfortunately for Dede, he happens to have a rare genetic flaw that causes his immune system to be as weak as someone with AIDS. The chances of this genetic fault? Less than one in a million. Fortunately for Dede, proper treatment and several surgeries offer the promise of a normal life. The doctor is also trying to get more American support for this special patient.
from an article on healthbot.net although you can find the story most anywhere.
yes yes, I posted the link and already mentioned the HPV. What you don;t know is WHY THIS ISSUE IS BEING KEPT HIDDEN. Also the guy in question is currently in NYC.
Never question my info.
[quote]Girl Goes Home Without 4 Extra Limbs
Two-year-old Lakshmi Tatma with her mother, Poonam, who worried about how she would care for Lakshmi when she grew older. Their village in the remote region of Bihar in India celebrated Lakshmi’s birth because she resembled the multi-limbed Hindu goddess after whom she is named. [/quote]
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Girl Goes Home Without 4 Extra Limbs
Two-year-old Lakshmi Tatma with her mother, Poonam, who worried about how she would care for Lakshmi when she grew older. Their village in the remote region of Bihar in India celebrated Lakshmi’s birth because she resembled the multi-limbed Hindu goddess after whom she is named.
[quote]StupidMonkey wrote:
Another Indian X Files/X-Men story:
"Doctors who delivered the baby said she appeared to be in good health, and is leading a normal life with no breathing difficulties.
They were initially uncertain whether the baby would have normal functions but say so far she is “doing well” and eating from both of her two mouths.
She also opens and shuts all four eyes at the same time."
It’s all pretty messed up![/quote]
Look, you have to be creative and these people need cool super names to match what they can do…like Two-Faced Girl, Octopus Girl, and The Incredible Tree-Man.
I, personally, am Bald Black Man with amazing screw action when coupled with Big Boobed Woman or Amazing Vagina Girl.
If you want a list of my other powers, just let me know.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I, personally, am Bald Black Man with amazing screw action when coupled with Big Boobed Woman or Amazing Vagina Girl.
If you want a list of my other powers, just let me know.
Your powers sound as useful as Aquaman’s when it comes to actually fighting a bad guy. I hope no city has a Bald Black signal to call you for help.[/quote]
He specializes in fighting girls that are either bad or really, really bad .
[quote]maverick88 wrote:
so what is the stuff? warts? What would it feel like[/quote]
Like warts and hardened karatin. His body is overreacting to the virus because his own immune function is compromised. Most of what you see is also from neglect as far as hygiene or a lack of knowledge of how to deal with it (maybe even a lack of tools to do so). That is why his nails are so long and thick. He may not be able to cut them at all at this point without medical assistance. Life in a third world country isn’t all that glamorous.
This is like a one in a million condition to reach that degree.
[quote]orion wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I, personally, am Bald Black Man with amazing screw action when coupled with Big Boobed Woman or Amazing Vagina Girl.
If you want a list of my other powers, just let me know.
Your powers sound as useful as Aquaman’s when it comes to actually fighting a bad guy. I hope no city has a Bald Black signal to call you for help.
He specializes in fighting girls that are either bad or really, really bad .
Pay attention.
His sidekick, Sodomy Boy, fights the guys.
[/quote]
I am Spontaneous Erection Man aka “The Tent”. I battle my arch nemesis, Pfizer Corp.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
maverick88 wrote:
so what is the stuff? warts? What would it feel like
Like warts and hardened karatin. His body is overreacting to the virus because his own immune function is compromised. Most of what you see is also from neglect as far as hygiene or a lack of knowledge of how to deal with it (maybe even a lack of tools to do so). That is why his nails are so long and thick. He may not be able to cut them at all at this point without medical assistance. Life in a third world country isn’t all that glamorous.
This is like a one in a million condition to reach that degree. [/quote]
How does one let it get that bad? I can’t imagine he just woke up one day with tree hands. I’m changing his name to Captain Apathy–he just doesn’t give a shit.
I’ll be the Premature Ejaculator! Watch out, baddies, I’m on a hair trigger!
