She Gives a Damn!

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Ha! Sitting here listening to Joan Jett " Bad Reputation". She flubbed a line and then apologized! I thought it was funny so I thought I’d share.

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[quote]on edge wrote:
Ha! Sitting here listening to Joan Jett " Bad Reputation". She flubbed a line and then apologized! I thought it was funny so I thought I’d share.[/quote]

the epitome of “cool story bro”

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I don’t know what any of these things are…

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[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
Ha! Sitting here listening to Joan Jett " Bad Reputation". She flubbed a line and then apologized! I thought it was funny so I thought I’d share.[/quote]

the epitome of “cool story bro” [/quote]

Oh yeah? Well this morning while grinding coffee beans, the lid popped up spilling a bunch of grinds. But wouldn’t you know it, when I plugged in the grinder I knocked a dust pan onto the floor and all the coffee grinds just happened to fall right into the dust pan.

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[quote]hungry4more wrote:
I don’t know what any of these things are…[/quote]
lol

This is one of those young whipper snapper comments that he will respond with

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I certainly give a damn that you give a damn that she gives a damn. I’m behind you 100% in this matter, OE.

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waste of internet thread is waste of internet.

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This thread is so bad I can’t help but follow it.

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This jet doesn’t give a damn about Ray Charles.

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Continue.

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Continue.[/quote]

I love to party. Am I doing it right?

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Continue.[/quote]

I love to party. Am I doing it right?[/quote]
Where have you been all my life?

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You guys are pretty funny.

Now, FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Ya bunch of Emily creepers. No one showed up until Emily did now you’re all piling in (on).

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I refuse to let this thread die so easily.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I refuse to let this thread die so easily.[/quote]

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[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I refuse to let this thread die so easily.[/quote]
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Once, I decided that I wouldn’t shit for a day prior to an appointment so that I’d be focused on my bowels instead of my hot female urologist and wouldn’t embarrass myself by getting a hard-on. So I get there and she tells me to remove my pants. Once she touches my upper left thigh I immediately lose it and shit everywhere…ended up just sitting there in my own shit with a boner.

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[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:
Once, I decided that I wouldn’t shit for a day prior to an appointment so that I’d be focused on my bowels instead of my hot female urologist and wouldn’t embarrass myself by getting a hard-on. So I get there and she tells me to remove my pants. Once she touches my upper left thigh I immediately lose it and shit everywhere…ended up just sitting there in my own shit with a boner.[/quote]

I have a friend who’s a urologist (female) and she says that happens all the time. She says she tries not to let it phase her, but obviously if she’s talking to me about it, it bothers her.

Edit: FAZE. WTF, me?

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I refuse to let this thread die so easily.[/quote]
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LOL, Quincy that’s the best.