Aight bros… u need to pick up the phone, get online, or send an email man… because we need to discuss our sucess when it comes to the Road for Glory. As I sit here eating a bag of cookies and drinking a gallon of milk I come to realize that MAN TIME needs to come bro. The fatness needs to be embraced once more my friends, because we have both gotten soft and “vagina(ish)” and we need to bring back the hatred of our enemies and throw them down to the rocks below.
Now is the time grow a embrace the and make sister steel our bitch!
Now… in order to do this we must lay down a few RULES OF MEN!
No women shall be in MAN TIME! MAN TIME will include anything that has to do with powerlifting training, drinking, feasting, gorging, getting the bloat on, or any other manish type situations. Possibly girls may drive the car that we are pushing but thats it, and only in extreme cases when we cannot get a lesser man to drive the car.
Embrace the bloat… we shall not care about how we look, weight, or feel, only the TOTAL that matters! Leave the sissy bodybuilding douchebaggery to the lesser men and women, because we are gods amoung men and we shall not lower ourselves to such CRAP!
There needs to be pure, inadulterated MAN TIME every day… or all will be lost. Without a proper dose of MAN TIME the small little marbles you call testicles will fall off! While having boobs around are nice… they severly limit the MAN TIME function and must be removed when test levels in the room drop below the appropriate lvl.
If you can bend over and tie your shoes without almost passing out you are NOT fat enough!
WE shall make a flail out of that queer mantaray and whip all those who BREAK THE RULES OF MEN!!!
The last and final commandment…
The quest is for powerlifting glory… and to accomplish this we must become more like animals than men. We must embrace our disgusting/piggish side and everything that is vile about us and make us into something to be FEARED and RESPECTED!!! Women will not interfer with our quest for glory or they WILL be shunned and outcast to the same side as our enemies, for no pussy is worth losing our chance at GLORY!
Remember these words and embrace them, because without these laws we would be like the rest of these QUEERS doing curls in the squat rack,
eating 1.5k calories a day, and remaining weak!
Heed these words my Iron Bros… because the fucking storm is coming…
the rules of men shall be respected or the lightning and the thunder will be cast down upon all those who fuck with it. We shall achieve our goals this year, because we are GODS AMOUNG MEN!
… Leave the sissy bodybuilding douchebaggery to the lesser men and women, because we are gods amoung men and we shall not lower ourselves to such CRAP!
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REALLY?
(this is a bodybuilding [primarily] forum btw…)
being a great powerlifter and having high numbers doesn’t mean you can’t walk up a flight of stairs without keeling over; again, btw.
… Leave the sissy bodybuilding douchebaggery to the lesser men and women, because we are gods amoung men and we shall not lower ourselves to such CRAP!
REALLY?
(this is a bodybuilding [primarily] forum btw…)
being a great powerlifter and having high numbers doesn’t mean you can’t walk up a flight of stairs without keeling over; again, btw.[/quote]
This might be a bodybuilidng website, but this is the strength section- and we all know them bodybuilders don’t leave there little pink DB’s.
While i agree we live in an over feminized society, PL greatness or even goodness comes from hard work and smart training. While i agree fitness bunnies(male or female) are out of place in the middle of a PL training session, there are lots of women who i would be happy to train with anytime, and lots of men AND women who i would prefer that they went somewhere else.
This rant was a message I sent to my PL partner as a motivational tool to get ready for USAPL nationals this year. If you cant find the humor in it then leave your shitty little woman gym, gain 30lbs, and bend some bars. Only then will you understand the “bloat” in all its greatness.
But the words ring true for everyone everywhere. There are always exceptions, and I would rather train with some of the women I have met than most guys on this forum.
Men have mostly forgotten our animalistic side and traded that in for hair highlights and starbucks coffee. Stop being queers, embrace the pain,and go bend over Sister Steel like the bitch she is! Leave the high reps and bicep curls for the weak and start doing the Trinity of Powerlifting(Squat, Bench, Deads) and all other forms of manish type behaviors.
