Mamann

Off Topic
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That’s right. “mamann” has bitten the dust.

Driven to the point of madness as a result of NeilG’s incessant and senseless posts on the forums, “mamann” recklessly attempted to perform a handstand on an Indo Board balanced on a Swiss Ball, which was balanced on the railing of a balcony overlooking the recent rally of the Washington State chapter of the National Organization for Women.

And he fell.

However, it wasn’t the fall that killed him.

Upon spying the shirt mamann had inexplicably chosen to wear that day, the angry women descended on him and beat the very life out of him.

And in the process, they ripped his favorite shirt to shreds. The one that read “Iron My Shirt, Bitch!”

Yeah, I know, I stole that phrase.

The real truth is that once I noticed the “mama” in “mamann”, I didn’t feel the same.

So from now on, it’s just me - Mike Mann.

Nice to meet you.

:slight_smile:

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Great move. For some reason I don’t quite understand, my mind kept going to “mammary.” Do you feel like a new man?

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dude, I like mamann. Sometimes, I would wonder if you were mama NN, but other times I would think “That’s mah man”. Whateva yo.

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If I can find the picture where a muscled guy held the Iron My Shirt, Bitch billboard in the background at a womans rally, Ill definitely post it. I`m laughing just to think of it. =0)

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Is this the same Mike Mann who directed The Last of the Mohicans, Heat, Ali, and The Insider??..haha. Okay, that was a VERY lame joke.

Yeah, Mama wasn’t cutting it, your new name is much “tougher”…;o)

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Hey Tony, you left out one of my best - “Miami Vice”!

And there was one other, a movie called “Band of the Hand” about some badass kids who got dropped off on an island with some hardcore dude who eventually got the them turned around and doing the right thing

Yep. I’m in semi-retirement right now just kicking back and watching those royalties roll in!

:slight_smile:

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Hey Mike Glad to meet ya! This feels like an AA meeting.

“Hi my name is Colin and I’m addicted to looking and feeling good. I used to be Phatman but now I’m just Colin” Now for something completely different…

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And you think “mama” is bad? Try “bride.” And I’ve stuck with it anyway…

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Isn’t it funny how your eyes see one thing written, but your brain processes it as something else.

Example: bobopunxs…in my mind it is Bob is obnoxious

Nice to meet you Mr. Mann.

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Yeah, brider, we gotta work on yours.

If I remember correctly, brider is short for bike rider, so how about…

“HellonWheels” or,“RoadWarrior” or,“MountainManiac”, or -

man, those are lame.

You’re on your own, brider.

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That’s true, IM, I think the same thing when I see bobo’s handle!

Of course, everytime I see yours, I think of some big dude wearing a leather jacket and screaming into a microphone! :slight_smile:

Then there’s “glutespanker”…

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Oh we of germanic heritage, unite!

(Sup dude… why haven’t we hung out yet?)

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Hey Brider…what about B-Rider?

I love how changing someone’s forum name gets propagated to all their old posts. Talk about revisionist history…

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Ike, my German bro!

Kind of ridiculous, huh? The vast T-Nation spread over the entire globe, and you and I a mere, what, 35 miles apart when you’re home from school?

We do need to do something about that.

(I’ve been putting the bug in Shugs’ ear about the great Pacific Northwest and how he needs to get up here and enlighten us with a Dallas-type seminar. Could happen! In Seattle, of course - can’t let Portland have all the fun…)

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This is the real Iron Maiden. The Iron Maiden was a medieval torture device, and, as you can see, it is deadly dangerous. The spikes will hit several holes in your head, and your blood will flow out through the tiny channels at the bottom of the Maiden

This nick name was given to me by my last boyfriend after I started working out…I like the idea of being a torture device… ;o)…just not a deadly one.

Okay gather up the rest of the Krauts and head over to my place for grilled Kielbasi, Pierogis and German Brew!!

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…and Iron Maiden is also one of the best metal bands of all-time!

Oh yeah…Band of the Hand was a kick-ass movie too. I think Lauren Holly was in that before she became relatively famous.

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If this is going to be a German sausage fest, let’s not forget Rumbach please. I’ll bring the food from the Schnitzelbank!

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Here you go, as promised ;0)

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Ballsy. Eeheheh.

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That’s the one, Dan!

In fact, if my memory serves me correctly, that gent also met his untimely demise too, shortly after this picture was taken!

:slight_smile: