Magwa's Log: I Will Eat Greyhair's Heart

Did twenty rep squats on thursday and my legs are still in so much pain that i can barely walk

Today:

Bench
5x 175
5x 175
2.5x 185
175x 4

Unilateral French Press

8x 25
8x 25
8x 25

Chins

10x bw
9x bw
6x bw
6x bw

Upright row

10x 95
10x 95
10x 95

some curls
some crunches

Bench

6x 175 (pr)
4x 175
5x 175
4x 165

Incline DB Bench

6x 60
6x 60
6x 60
6x 60
5x 60

BORs

6x 175
6x 175
6x 175
6x 175

Sitting DB Power Cleans

12x 40
12x 40
12x 40

some abdominal work

Oh and in case I didn’t mention, I was trying to cut weight starting in early January from 196 lbs, nailed my goal of one pound a week (I hear that’s about all you can safely lose without losing muscle) and when I took two weeks off (not eating that much at all, just allowed myself a slice of cheesecake and prime rib every once in a while, trying to exercise common sense most of the time), I gained back every single fuckin pound plus a brand new one.

I went from 196 in early January to 189 in mid March and now I’m 198 in early April. It looks like in 2.5 months of excruciating work I made backwards progress. So my four weeks of recharging my ****bolism and thyroid are now done, and I guess i’ll try cutting again starting tomorrow.

Now it’s off to the quad to do some HIIT.

EDIT: Hehe…I got dunked today…7.9% BODY FAT!!! a new PR! I’m so fuckin stoked. I must have misread that scale, or it must have been off because I’m 187, officially. I gained 9 pounds of muscle and lost 14 pounds of fat since my last dunking (about half of my total fat was shed).

I was flyin blind for a while and honestly thought I hadn’t lost any fat. It’s VERY gratifying to see that all of your ass-busting labor has been paying off. I’m gonna try and cleanly bulk until October, and after that it’s “4% here I come!”

Bench

5x 175 (had a couple more in the tank but pussed out due to no spotter)
5x 175
5x 175

DB Incline Bench

8x 60 (pr)
6x 65 (pr)
6x 65
6x 65 (or maybe 5x i forget)
6x 65

Chins

10x bw
10x bw
10x bw
10x bw (pr)

Upright Row

8x 105
8x 105
8x 105

Crunches

Yesterday

DB Bench

5x 45
5x 55
5x 65
4x 75
2x 75
5x 70
5x 70

DB Incline Bench

65x 5
65x 2

Chins

5x bw+20
5x bw+20
5x bw+20
5x bw+20

Lateral Raise

30x 10
25x 12
25x 12

Swiss ball/medicine ball crunch

15x 15
20x 15
20x 15

Some scott curls

Today’s conditioning

Tabata DB squat session @ 50lbs

approx. 3-3.5 mile run

approx 1.25 - 1.5 mile walk

5x 200m sprint HIIT style

Wednesday

DB Flat Bench

5x 75
5x 75
5x 75
4x 75
2x 75

DB Incline Bench

5x 65
5x 65
5x 65

BORs

5x 180
5x 180
5x 180
5x 180
5x 180

Sitting DB Power Cleans

12x 40
12x 40
12x 40

Preacher Curls (EZ curl bar)

10x 75
10x 75
10x 75

Low Pulley Swiss Ball Crunch

10x 80
10x 80
10x 80

fit all of that in under an hour which was nice. Think I finally figured out what glute activation means too, as i slowly deadlifted the BOR weight from the floor. Not much weight, but I focused on performing it slowly and with good form (humping the bar) and I felt my ass begin to squeeze.

Yesterday

Back Squat

5x 115
5x 135
5x 185
5x 225
5x 235
5x 235
5x 235
25x 135

DB Lunges

8x 55
8x 55
8x 55

Heavy DB holds

30 secs x 100
30 secs x 100

Plate Pinch

30 secs x 20 (2x 10lb plates)

SLDL

12x 135
20x 135
10x 135

Wednesday (I was in the midst of a pretty harsh cold, just now recovering, but did okay considering)

DB Bench

5x 70
5x 75
4x 75
3x 75
4x 70

Dips

12x bw
12x bw
10x bw

BORs

5x 180
5x 180
5x 180
5x 180
5x 180

Sitting DB Power Cleans

12x 45
12x 45

blew outta there, pretty tired

some crunches at home

Thursday (felt pretty much the same, but couldnt miss squats)

warmed up with front squats to 135 or 185, but it hurt the delts a little, so i want back to back squats

Back Squats

5x 185
5x 225
5x 245
5x 245
4x 245
5x 225

Lunges and reverse Lunges

8x 55
8x 55
8x 55

SLDL

12x 145
12x 145
12x 145

was ready to leave and pass out, so I said ‘fuckit’ to grip strength and left.

Side Note: Do squats put anyone else to sleep? I get out one max set and I break out in a cold sweat, feel clammy, and feel real sleepy. Strange.

Saturday

Flat Bench

10x 160
7x 160
6x 160
6x 135
go figure, I think I might have drained myself on set no. 1.

Skull Crushers

10x 65 (easy)
8x 75
8x 75
8x 65

Chins

10x bw
10x bw
8x bw
8x bw

Lateral Raise

10x 25
10x 25
10x 25

some curls and an ab circuit

Thanks, they’re gettin back up there. That being said, I ditched squats for complexes today because I lacked a spotter and thought I had a 4 hour drive ahead of me today. Things didn’t pan out. I did have one of the best conditioning workouts of my life though. All sets except for the last set of lunges performed without rest.

‘The Bear’ Complex (Hang Clean → Front Squat → Push Press → Back Squat → Push Press [behind neck] → Repeat)

95 lbs x ? (i didnt count how many reps on the first round, mainly because it’s very draining and hard to count while performing this complex in the proper order)

The Bear x 5

Alternating Lunges 8(each leg) x 55

Plyo Pushups x 15

The Bear x 5

Alternating Lunges 8(each leg) x 55

Divebomber Pushups x 10

The Bear x 3

Alternating Lunges 8(each leg) x 55

Hindu Pushups x10

The Bear x 3

Alternating Lunges 8(each leg) x 60

I’d like to note that simply holding the barbell during the front squats was extremely tiring on my front deltoids and limited how many reps I could do of the complexes. Am I mistaken in thinking that the barbell is supposed to be at a state of rest in this position? What might I be doing wrong?

been slackin on the log cuz i just got back from school so here goes

Rep Day (Today)

Flat Barbell Bench

10x 45
6x 25
5x 135
8x 165
4x 165
8x 135
6x 145

Skull Crushers

15x 65
10x 75
8x 75

Chins

10 x bw
10 x bw
8x bw
7x bw

Upright Row

10x 95
10x 95
10x 95
10x 95

scott curls

12x 20
10x 25
10x 25

ab circuit

Back to school…

Forgot to mention that I have been out of my beloved rusty sweat-drenched ancient college gym for a couple of weeks now,

and the past 2 or 3 log entries have been performed in either the YMCA or the fully-loaded, power-rack-filled immaculate gym which my old high school has now incorporated due to the recent addition of a football team and the subsequent influx of private-school-parental donations.

Last Monday…

Back Squats (below parallel)

(accidentally slacked on these for over a week I think so they were extremely rusty, I’ll have to start from scratch again to get my 270 x 5 back)

10x 45
5x 35
5x 135
5x 185
5x 225
1x 245 (bottomed out…sooo mental)
5x 225
4x 225
5x 205

DB lunges

8x 60
8x 60
8x 60

Grip (Timed Barbell Holds)

30 secs x 225
30 secs x 225
30 secs x 225

SLDL

12x 155
12x 155
12x 155 … could have done more, but my grip was slippin! yikes

Today

Burpees with tuck jump

10 reps
45 sec rest

10 reps
45 sec rest

10 reps
45 sec rest

10 reps
45 sec rest

10 reps
45 sec rest

Steep Hill Sprint

3 sets x 5 reps w/ 1-2 min rest

Rope Skipping

15 or 20 mins

Hahahahah…so I totally figured out why my squat has been plummeting week by week. I’m overtraining. Legs hurt for a full week, I have trouble sleeping, etc. Turns out 5 sets of your 5 rep max is a bit too much for new guys.

New plan is the proper 5x5 or 5x4 set up, with only two to three working sets. Then after a few months I’ll progress to 5-4-3-2-1, then experiment with singles and bottom position squats and bench when I’m strong enough. I expect my lifts to start doing very much better within a week or two, once my body recovers.

Starting today this log gets serious again.

Today:

Flat BB Bench Warm Up:

10x 45
6x 95
5x 135
5x 155

Flat DB Bench Warm Up and Work sets

5x 65
3x 75
3x 80
1x 85 (my concetration got thrown off, fucking cell phones)

Chins

9x bw
9x bw
9x bw
10x bw

^(PR for total reps)^

Wide Grip Bench

8x 135
8x 135

Skull Crushers

10x 75
10x 75
12x 75

Preacher Curls

10x 75
10x 75
10x 75

Upright Row

8x 105
10x 95
12x 95

kinda shitty…cheated a few reps

Bottom Position Flat Bench

6x 95
5x 135
5x 165
2x 185
3x 185

I’m not in love with this idea yet. I don’t think I have much to gain from breaking the eccentric-concentric chain at my level, so experiment over. I’ve also been doing flat bench for too long, so I think next Push day I’m switching to close grip incline bench. Can CNS burnout be cured by switching the movement or does it need to be fixed with complete rest?

Incline DB Bench

6x 70

wasnt feelin it, switched to dips

Dips

12x bw
12x bw
12x bw

Dynamic Rows

8x 175
8x 175
8x 175

****bolic Circuit (15 minutes @ 125 lbs)

  • 125 lbs

Deadlift
Romanian Deadlift
[BOR] - I forgot to do these
Snatch Hang High Pull
Hang Clean
Front Squat
Push Press
Back Squat
Push Press

rest a minute and repeat…

Deadlift

5x 135
5x 155
5x 175
5x 205
5x 225
3x 275
2x 305
0x 305 … could have, but decided not to push it on my first day.

What’s weird about these is that the more weight I put on after a point, the better my form seemed to get. It just seemed sloppy in the 175-225 range. Odd.

DB Step-Ups

8x 60
8x 60
8x 65

Good Mornings

8x 135
8x 135

Drank a load of 1% Milk and some whey + whole wheat couscous.

Conditioning:

So far today

2 tabata rounds of 10# sledgehammer on a stump. It didn’t seem very strenuous…what kind of equipment does everyone else use? 16# hammer?

Yesterday

Dynamic Bench

20x 100
20x 100
20x 100

Wide-Grip Chins

8x bw

Chins

10x bw
10x bw
10x bw

Unilateral French Press

8x 25

Straight Bar Skull Crushers

8x 75
8x 65

Lateral Raise

15x 15
15x 15
15x 15

Crunches