Magwa's Log: I Will Eat Greyhair's Heart

We were under time constraints tonight cuz we wanted to get back for Fight Night on Spike.

A. Flat Barbell Bench Press

S1. 5x 25
S2. 5x 135
S3. 5x 155
S4. 2x 185
S5. 2x 185
S6. 1x 185
S7. 1x 185

B. Flat DB Bench Press

S1. 6x 60
S2. 6x 60
S3. 6x 60

C. Sitting DB “Power Cleans”

S1. 12x 25
S2. 14x 25
S3. 12x 25

D. Bent-Over Barbell Row

S1. 10x 155
S2. 12x 155
S3. 10x 155

Used Endurox R4 and cytomax cocoa bean flavor protein I got on sale at GNC for peri-workout and post-workout mix, with organic brown rice added after workout.

So my fucking idiot pothead friends went streaking in the freezing weather, caught the flu, invited me over to watch “Life After People” without telling me they had the flu, and invited me to sit with them cramped together on the bed in their shitty little dorm room without telling me they all had flu.

I now have the flu. Fuck. FUCK. Do I train tomorrow, Sunday, and/or Monday or try to focus my body’s efforts on fighting this stupid shit? Fuck.

I squatted while sick…guh. I also had to basically sprint to class on my bike today so the legs were burnt out by the time I got to the gym. I’ll post more later.

Bit the bullet today…sadly realized that my futile attempts at repping 185 aren’t improving my bench, so I dropped it down and pushed these tiny numbers out.

A. Flat Bench

S1. 5x 45
S2. 5x 95
S3. 5x 115
S4. 5x 135
S5. 5x 155
S6. 4x 175
S7. 5x 160
S8. 5x 160
S9. 5x 160
S10. 5x 160

B. Incline DB Bench

S1. 10x 45
S2. 10x 45
S3. 7x 45

C. BodyMasters (Plate-Loaded) Row Machine

S1. 8x 90
S2. 8x 90
S3. 8x 90

D. Sitting DB PC’s

S1. 12x 30
S2. 12x 30
S3. 15x 30

E. Low-Pulley Swiss Ball Crunch

S1. 10x 45
S2. 8x 55
S3. 8x 55

Flat Bench

8x 145lbs
10x 145lbs
10x 145lbs
8x 145lbs

French Press

L:
8x 20lbs
8x 20lbs
8x 20lbs

R:
8x 20lbs
8x 20lbs
8x 20lbs

Chin-Up (not neutral grip)

8x bw
8x bw
6x bw
6x bw

Upright Row

8x 95lbs
8x 95lbs
8x 95lbs

C4tG

12x 35lbs
12x 35lbs
12x 35lbs

Weighted Swiss Ball Crunch

12x 15lbs
12x 15lbs
12x 15lbs

Flat Bench

5x 45
5x 95
5x 135
6x 160
6x 160
6x 160
6x 160
6x 160

Cable Row

12x 8 plates?
12x 10 plates?

didn’t seem strenuous so I went back to BOR’s

BOR

8x 165
8x 165

Incline DB Bench

8x 45
10x 45
10x 45

Sitting DB Power Cleans

10x 35
10x 35
10x 35

Weighted Swiss Ball Crunch

12x 15
12x 15
12x 15

Flat Bench

Warm up stretch

10x bar
8x 90
8x 155
8x 155
8x 155
8x 155

French Press

No assistance from the right arm today! Fuck’n A!

L: 4x 8x 20
R: 4x 8x 20

Chins

8x bw
8x bw
7x bw
5x bw

Upright Row

8x 90
8x 90
8x 90

C4tG

8x 40
8x 40

It should be noted that I started supping Beta Alanine almost a week ago. I’m pretty sure It’s given me at least one more easy set in most lifts, and my hill sprints literally seem almost half as strenuous, and are done in far less time. I might need to start using a weight vest!

Squats:

Warm Up

5x bar
5x 135
5x 155
5x 185
5x 225

ME

5x 270
5x 255
5x 260
5x 260
5x 260

DB Lunges

8x 50
8x 50
8x 50

Heavy BB Hold

30secs x 225
30secs x 225

SLDL

10x 135
10x 135
10x 135

Flat Bench

5x 170
5x 170
5x 170
5x 170
5x 170

Incline DB Bench Press

11x 45
9x 45
8x 45

Cable Rows/ BOR

I forget

DB Power Cleans

12x 35
12x 35
12x 35

Low Pulley Swiss Ball Crunch

12x 60
12x 60
12x 60

Ran several 200’s every day over the weekend, and ran 4x 400s yesterday, but sprained my ankle a lil bit. none too bad, it feels stable when I put my MT ankle wrap on it.
Flat Bench

6x 170
5x 175
5x 175
4x 170

Incline DB Bench Press

12x 45
10x 45
7x 45

Plate-Loaded Row Machine

8x 90
10x 90
8x 90

Plate-Loaded Rear Delt Row (same machine, horizontal handles)

12x 45
12x 45
12x 45

Low Pulley Swiss Ball Crunch

12x 60
12x 60

Thursday was weak. I felt not drained but unenthusiastic. Maybe cuz I ran out of my multi that day.

Back Squats ATG

stretching

5x 135
5x 175
5x 205
5x 225
5x 270 3 were ATG, the others could have been but i pussed out

just felt drained and shaky at this point
5x 250
5x 250
5x 225

decided to try power cleans for the first time today, never really did them before.

Power Cleans

8x 115
10x 115
10x 115

got bored and left to find some macronutrients.

I also just bought some longjack(LJ100). I’m hopeful, as the literature on this stuff looks good for otc total test and free test boosting. Any thoughts?

Was out of town for the weekend and thereby was forced to lift in the shitty YMCA…gah i can’t lift with so many fat dweebs telling stick boys how to improve your bench by doing pullovers…and soccer moms yammering about the photo collage they are making of their little hobby babies.

Bench

14x 135
12x 135
12x 135

French Press

9x 20
9x 20
9x 20

Chins

8x bw
8x bw
8x bw
8x bw

I drowned out the dull roar of cardio machines and hissing cable curl flex monkeys with the last of the mohicans soundtrack on my ipod and it seemed to help me pump these out. epic soundtrack.

Upright Row

10x 80
12x 80
12x 80

some curls

abdominal circuit

off to publix for some gatorade and whey.

You don’t get to hear about my thursday squats.

Today

Bench

8x 155
9x 155
8x 155
10x 135

Unilateral French Press

9x 20
9x 20
9x 20

Chins

8x bw
8x bw
8x bw
8x bw

they felt great today. I really felt like i had a couple left in the tank, and i cut my rest intervals down to about a minute

Upright row

10x 95
10x 95
10x 95

I decided to try out deadlifts today, nothing heavy though, just had my partner film me so i could see how my form was. it was not great. i need to learn to keep the load on my ass instead of my erectors. any tips would help. i’ll post vids later.

5x 225
3x 225

Dealift Vids

On a dietary note, I noticed that the nutrition info on beef and pork and such says that only about 7 out of 17 grams of total fat are saturated fat with 0 grams trans fat. I was under the impression that all animal fat, save for fish fat, was saturated by nature…is this not true? Are there some healthy animal fats?

I’ve been lifting on a serious, almost uninterrupted (save for one surgery) basis since August 2007, so yeah I’m pretty new. And that’s welcome news about the dynamic rows, 'cause I feel a lot less guilty now.

I’ll try to fight the urge to switch from a standard 5x5 two-day split until I hit some legitimate plateaus. I think my off days are completely mental. I can predict when it’s going to be a gratifying lift because a)my spotter isn’t with me, and b) I’m in the gym early, before the mongos arrive.

I try to eat enough, but not too much. If you’re interested, this is a spreadsheet I designed to calculate my approximate requirements for clean mass building and fat loss without strength loss.

Link: http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.ph...A5F1AD7F135F66 . I think it’s kinda clever. If you want to see just what I eat on a daily basis, plug in 190 pounds, 74 inches, and 20 years old for my stats, activity level 1.6, and body type 1 (for endomorph). It might already be plugged in.

Most fats come from tuna in sunflower oil, salad with olive oil, walnuts or pecans, and soybean oil-based mayonnaise. Just add spinach and broccoli to 3 or 4 of those meals and that’s my macronutrient intake.

Today

Bench

5x bar
5x 25
5x 135
4x 175 (by choice, my partner was late)
5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
4x 175 (failure)

Incline DB Bench

10x 50 (then I wised up)
6x 60
5x 60
5x 60
3x 60 (failure)

BORs supersetted with the above

5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
6x 175

DB Power Cleans

10x 40
10x 40
10x 40

Cable Crunches supersetted with the above

12x 60
10x 75
8x 75

I’d say I can’t wait for Sunday’s lift, but I’m embarking on a 7-day cruise to the Caribbean. this will be rough…I don’t enjoy drinking like I used to because I know how it impedes my training. However it’s spring break and I’m going to the islands with my sister (a party girl) and I don’t want to be an asshole.

Honestly I could have just as decent a time going dry on this cruise. I can still get island twat and soak up the sun. Maybe I’ll drink when we embark on Sunday, rehydrate Monday morning and try and get a workout in then and on Thursday.

(yesterday)

conditioning:

15-minute continuous bicycle sprint to campus (I swear being late to a class you have a position paper due in doubles your anaerobic capacity)

25-minute brisk bike ride back from campus

Hit the track and did a Tabata mile; sprint the long, jog/walk the short (about half of them walk, half jog)

some Hindu squats before bed I think.

Yesterday

Incline Bench (Flat was full at this point)

10x 45
5x 95
5x 135

Flat Bench

5x 135
5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
2.5x 185 (random spotter touched the bar on the third rep)
4x 175

Incline DB Press (these SUCKED, possibly because I may have fucked my left shoulder up try to do them on a rocking boat)

3x 60
3x 60
3x 60
2x 60

note that I easily did 5x 60 the previous working week

BORs

5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
5x 175

DB Power Cleans

12x 40
12x 40
12x 40

Deads

1x 225 (form seemed okay)
1x 275 (form was so terrible I immediately stopped and left the gym before becoming tempted to try again without a partner)

I lifted today, and brought a new buddy to the gym, per his request, to build him a “bod” (hey, no one’s perfect)

Bench

5x 45 (failure) (j/k, april 3rd fools’)
5x 135
5x 135
5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
4x 175

Incline DB Bench

8x 55 (trying to gauge my strength)
6x 60
5x 60
5x 60
4x 60

BORs which felt very easy for some reason

5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
5x 175
would’ve done more but was depriving a gym fellow of valuable power clean time, so i relinquished the bar

DB Power Cleans

10x 40
10x 40
10x 40

curls
ab shit for new buddy’s satisfaction