Looking Like Michael Phelps

[quote]nephorm wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Looks like the douchebag alarm is ringing for Mr. Phelps.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/19/just-asking-is-michael-phelps-a-douche/

I would show my abs on TRL too if I was famous. It was probably raining pussy for him after that.

Seriously though, what kind of guy critiques someone’s choice of clothing outside of the dudes from Queer Eye?

Looks like sour grapes, to me.[/quote]

To me, it’s just very bad taste on Phelps’ part.

Seriously, what’s with the oversized croc cap?

Sorry guys…Even though I lift, it’s for me, not women. Fact is, women DO NOT like vasculaity or large muscles as a whole.

The lean guy will always be more appealing for many reasons we will never understand.

We who lift for size will lose the chick battle on looks alone because:

  1. It’s seen as very vain and women think that we care about ourselves so much, and so much time in the gym a relationship would not work.

  2. Most see it as ugly

  3. Most believe you are ARROGANT and scary.

Bottom line, if you lift for chicks, you are on the wrong track. Additionally…sorry guys…I have found that muscle bound guys in their 20’s look like assholes, act like they are above everyone else and are so into how they look it shows tremendously.

Now, I don’t agree with the view, but it IS the majority of women who prefer lean to mass.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Now, I don’t agree with the view, but it IS the majority of women who prefer lean to mass. [/quote]

I agree that there’s more cost/effort effective things can do after a certain point of muscularity in order to attract women. I disagree that it’s actually a deterrent though. I guess we’ll never know for sure until we get JACKED. :wink:

Phelps can do whatever the hell he wants. If I were in his position I’d be banging three hot chicks as soon as I jumped out of the pool. While wearing my medals.

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Phelps can do whatever the hell he wants. If I were in his position I’d be banging three hot chicks as soon as I jumped out of the pool. While wearing my medals.[/quote]

If I was Michael Phelps I’d wear a shirt with a picture of me on it with all my medals. Constantly.

-dizzle

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Looks like the douchebag alarm is ringing for Mr. Phelps.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/19/just-asking-is-michael-phelps-a-douche/

I would show my abs on TRL too if I was famous. It was probably raining pussy for him after that.

Seriously though, what kind of guy critiques someone’s choice of clothing outside of the dudes from Queer Eye?[/quote]

Whoever wrote that blog or article or whatever the fuck its called is the true douche.

Way to hate on someone who’s achieved more than you ever will, has made more money than you ever will, and can get more pussy in a night than you can in your life.

Also I agree that the clothes critiquing is kind of gay. Kind of really gay.

Jeezus H. Christ!

So what if he looks kinda goofy? The man is a multi-Gold Olympic athlete, not a beauty contest winner.

Athletics and sports are all about performance, not looks. Kinda like sex, without breaking speed records, here.

[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Phelps can do whatever the hell he wants. If I were in his position I’d be banging three hot chicks as soon as I jumped out of the pool. While wearing my medals.

If I was Michael Phelps I’d wear a shirt with a picture of me on it with all my medals. Constantly.

-dizzle[/quote]

I would have t-shirts made up to look like I was wearing all my gold medals. Like those fake tux t-shirts.

I think we got off topic here and that topic is Neph and theAnj could be in the same geographic area and could get together and mate and create the Genius King that will take over the world and truly make it a better, albeit more robotical, place.

Neph…let me know if you 2 krazee kids wanna come over to Chez Say and theAnj and She Say and I can skinny dip, etc, while you work on the robots in the ol’ Say Garage.

Not how I would want to look. His frame doesn’t suit me one bit. He is this way from his sport and training. If you train only to get women, then you are a tool.

[quote]sen say wrote:

Neph…let me know if you 2 krazee kids wanna come over to Chez Say and theAnj and She Say and I can skinny dip, etc, while you work on the robots in the ol’ Say Garage.[/quote]

And just where am I and Rush supposed to sleep, with Neph tinkering in the Garage all night long?

hes definitely not “average” but i wouldnt call him some kind of beast.in my opinion the fair amount of mass hes got and how lean he is just kinda give hima solid physique. that beign said however, the reason people (women) go nuts for him is because hes the hottest thing out right now.

i think its amazing how women just become attracted to something iconic even if it isnt all that desirable. i have respect for the guy but from the neck up the dude is one of the most ridiculous things ive ever seen.

[quote]HueyLewis wrote:
hes definitely not “average” but i wouldnt call him some kind of beast.in my opinion the fair amount of mass hes got and how lean he is just kinda give hima solid physique. that beign said however, the reason people (women) go nuts for him is because hes the hottest thing out right now.

i think its amazing how women just become attracted to something iconic even if it isnt all that desirable. i have respect for the guy but from the neck up the dude is one of the most ridiculous things ive ever seen.[/quote]

But, since they apply this logic to being very skinny with abs and pink popped collar polos, clearly all women now want someone with malocclusion, a fairly skinny lean physique and big ears who swims a lot.

Boy, what will they do with all of their previously bought Abercrombie shirts and V-necks? They aren’t water proof…and neither is that mascara.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
A-Dizz wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Phelps can do whatever the hell he wants. If I were in his position I’d be banging three hot chicks as soon as I jumped out of the pool. While wearing my medals.

If I was Michael Phelps I’d wear a shirt with a picture of me on it with all my medals. Constantly.

-dizzle

I would have t-shirts made up to look like I was wearing all my gold medals. Like those fake tux t-shirts.[/quote]

Something along these lines?

-dizzle

[quote]Professor X wrote:
malocclusion [/quote]

Damn, I just thought he had messed up teeth.

lmfao. im open minded enbough to accept that people find all different things attractive and i wouldnt shoot a woman for saying phelps is an attractive man, but the way they go absolutely nuts about him, when they didnt know his name before this month blatantly shows how the hype influences their opinions.

i guess im personally a fan of the lean athlete build as long as it isnt borderlining scrawny, being an athlete myself. ill take the heat from everyone for favoring it over a gigantic bb physique, but i dont know i suppose i just respect them both.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
And just where am I and Rush supposed to sleep, with Neph tinkering in the Garage all night long?

[/quote]

You can sleep in the bed with She Say (duh). Rush and I will be in the tree fort !

[quote]sen say wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
And just where am I and Rush supposed to sleep, with Neph tinkering in the Garage all night long?

You can sleep in the bed with She Say (duh). Rush and I will be in the tree fort ![/quote]

OK. But Alex snores like a buzzsaw and Geddy’s farts can knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

just because men’s health says swimmers have the ideal physique doesn’t mean I want to look like one.

I would absolutely hate looking like that

as a side note my girlfriend does not drool over his physique and said she thinks he has an awkward body shape.

[quote]mjc381 wrote:
just because men’s health says swimmers have the ideal physique doesn’t mean I want to look like one.

I would absolutely hate looking like that

as a side note my girlfriend does not drool over his physique and said she thinks he has an awkward body shape.[/quote]

Blasphemy!! Clearly ALL women or at least 90% of them simply LOVE speech impediments and big necks on much smaller bodies. I know this because they say they like it…and women know exactly what they want!!!