Looking Like Michael Phelps

[quote]nephorm wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
blazindave wrote:
4est wrote:
There sure is a lot of discussion here for a blantant troll post.

Seriously, can you guys stay on topic or go in SAMA.

so you want to talk about a guy’s body instead? umm, ok

No, no, it’s cool.

So, blazindave.

Tell us how dreamy you think Michael Phelps is.[/quote]

I hear that if you look into his eyes, it will be like the first time you ever heard the Beatles.

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
blazindave wrote:
4est wrote:
There sure is a lot of discussion here for a blantant troll post.

Seriously, can you guys stay on topic or go in SAMA.

so you want to talk about a guy’s body instead? umm, ok[/quote]

blazingdave is absolutely right. This is a serious thread about serious matters.

So, what did you guys think about the way the new Speedos show off the male swimmers’ packages (incl. Phelps’, of course)? I was a little disappointed, to be honest. The running tights do a better job of highlighting it.

Did y’all see that one guy adjusting his junk last night? I didn’t think he was as good looking as Phelps, but we’d need to see them both nude to be sure I suppose.

Troll → Funny → Depressing → Ghey

Breaking down the evolution of this thread…

[quote]Moon Knight wrote:
Troll → Funny → Depressing → Ghey

Breaking down the evolution of this thread… [/quote]

I can’t quite tell whether you’re saying you WOULD like to look like Michael Phelps or WOULDN’T.

Please clarify soonest.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Moon Knight wrote:
Troll → Funny → Depressing → Ghey

Breaking down the evolution of this thread…

I can’t quite tell whether you’re saying you WOULD like to look like Michael Phelps or WOULDN’T.

Please clarify soonest.[/quote]

That is such a broad question. Am I only allowed to choose between my current state and Michael Phelps or can I choose any personage living, dead, or of my own creation?

[quote]Moon Knight wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Moon Knight wrote:
Troll → Funny → Depressing → Ghey

Breaking down the evolution of this thread…

I can’t quite tell whether you’re saying you WOULD like to look like Michael Phelps or WOULDN’T.

Please clarify soonest.

That is such a broad question. Am I only allowed to choose between my current state and Michael Phelps or can I choose any personage living, dead, or of my own creation?[/quote]

Any person living or dead? Are you kidding? No. Phelps or your regular old self. That’s the choice.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Moon Knight wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Moon Knight wrote:
Troll → Funny → Depressing → Ghey

Breaking down the evolution of this thread…

I can’t quite tell whether you’re saying you WOULD like to look like Michael Phelps or WOULDN’T.

Please clarify soonest.

That is such a broad question. Am I only allowed to choose between my current state and Michael Phelps or can I choose any personage living, dead, or of my own creation?

Any person living or dead? Are you kidding? No. Phelps or your regular old self. That’s the choice. [/quote]

You know, my first answer given those parameters was that I would choose to look like Phelps. Then I tried to imagine myself looking like him and I realized I am kind of attached in some indescribable way to me.

Even in changing my body composition and overall weight I still will retain certain aspects of me somehow. I would still see me in this “new” person. I can’t see that if I had his body.

I’m kind of in a philosophical, we must accept things as they are if we cannot, within limits, work to change them, mood. Be at peace with the universe.

So I guess my answer is that I would remain me.

hes pretty small… gold medals make you likable lolz

[quote]Moon Knight wrote:

You know, my first answer given those parameters was that I would choose to look like Phelps. Then I tried to imagine myself looking like him and I realized I am kind of attached in some indescribable way to me. Even in changing my body composition and overall weight I still will retain certain aspects of me somehow. I would still see me in this “new” person. I can’t see that if I had his body.

I’m kind of in a philosophical, we must accept things as they are if we cannot, within limits, work to change them, mood. Be at peace with the universe.

So I guess my answer is that I would remain me.[/quote]

Thank you. Your decision has been recorded.

I wouldn’t like to look like him, either.

[quote]Petermus wrote:
hes pretty small… gold medals make you likable lolz [/quote]

Cool!!

Are gold medals the new “ABZ” and “V-Neck shirts”?

sorry if this has been posted.

I’ve found out Phelp’s true secret…

Thats FUNNY!!!

I don’t want his body, just his metabolism. I betcha I could handle 12,000 calories a day, really I do.

He’s 6’3 and a fuckin’ champion. The fact women like him doesn’t have much to do with his musculature.

Phelps looks like a long lost Manning brother with Down Syndrome.

Looks like the douchebag alarm is ringing for Mr. Phelps.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/19/just-asking-is-michael-phelps-a-douche/

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
Looks like the douchebag alarm is ringing for Mr. Phelps.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/19/just-asking-is-michael-phelps-a-douche/
[/quote]

All of the evidence against him is aimed at his appearance; he just looks like a typical teenager to me.

Douchiness goes way beyond appearance. It requires some idiotic behavior, and I’ve seen no evidence of that.

[quote]dragonmamma wrote:

Douchiness goes way beyond appearance. It requires some idiotic behavior, and I’ve seen no evidence of that.[/quote]

I agree with this, but as much as he fits the visual description, he isn’t a douche yet. Maybe now that ~95% of the females in USA aged 15-45 absolutely love him, we will see a few celebrity marriages and ridiculous magazine interviews to bring out the true douchebaggery. Or maybe he will just be a normal guy, keep swimming hard and kick ass again in 2012.

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
Looks like the douchebag alarm is ringing for Mr. Phelps.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/19/just-asking-is-michael-phelps-a-douche/
[/quote]

I would show my abs on TRL too if I was famous. It was probably raining pussy for him after that.

Seriously though, what kind of guy critiques someone’s choice of clothing outside of the dudes from Queer Eye?

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Looks like the douchebag alarm is ringing for Mr. Phelps.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/19/just-asking-is-michael-phelps-a-douche/

I would show my abs on TRL too if I was famous. It was probably raining pussy for him after that.

Seriously though, what kind of guy critiques someone’s choice of clothing outside of the dudes from Queer Eye?[/quote]

Looks like sour grapes, to me.