[quote]giterdone:
[quote]kpsnap wrote:
Can you give an example of how such a conversation might go?
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So I says to my penis, I says…[/quote]
Nice benching Git.
Not for nothing, but 100 regulation pushups is kinda a big deal for a woman. I facepalm everytime I see a woman do pushups off their knees. That’s like drinking champagne from a shoe (or something equally ridiculous).
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]giterdone:
[quote]kpsnap wrote:
Can you give an example of how such a conversation might go?
[/quote]
So I says to my penis, I says…[/quote]
Nice benching Git.
Not for nothing, but 100 regulation pushups is kinda a big deal for a woman. I facepalm everytime I see a woman do pushups off their knees. That’s like drinking champagne from a shoe (or something equally ridiculous).[/quote]
…I says penis, we’ve been together a long time through many ups and downs, thank you for the ups by the way, and…
100 is a big number. It’s some rediculous internet “100 pushups in 30 days” program.
I have this thing where I “earn” sitting on my ass watching football by doing puish ups every time someone scores and I equal each teams total number of points as they score.
So that if a game goes 28-24 I do:
team 1 7,14,21, 28= 70
team 2 7, 14, 21, 24+ 66
So total for the game is 136 push ups. Now if I end up watching 3-4 games on Sat. that starts to get hard.
[quote]giterdone wrote:
…I says penis, we’ve been together a long time through many ups and downs, thank you for the ups by the way, and…[/quote]
Dude, you is FUNNY!
The 100 pushup challenge makes the internet rounds every year. I think its great because many women don’t even realize that they have the capability to do even one “boy pushup”. Women have way more self-imposed limitations around exercise than do the men, so every little bit helps.
the conversations that evolve from this log!
nice pullups 
I need someone to spot my pullups… care to haul some massive kebeker butt? 
[quote]nlmain wrote:
the conversations that evolve from this log!
nice pullups
I need someone to spot my pullups… care to haul some massive kebeker butt?
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log is silly. I’m amazed anyone bothers to come it. I appreciate everybody that keeps me from just talking to myself
Massive…you’re silly. It would be awesome to train together! And I would totally keep my inappropriate thoughts to myself.
Keep checking in here to comment on lifting but I can’t seem to find much in the way of workouts, just pages and pages of inuendo and what I can only describe as “sex talk”. It’s true what they say about the interweb. Disgusting!
Cycle 7, week 1 (5s)
Squats at commercial gym
245 x 5
275 x 5
305 x 7
225 x 17…legs were fine but my heart/lungs were screaming. Stupid cardio (lack of)
Leg press
4 x 20
15 minutes incline treadmill…BORING
No training vids today.
So, making snacks at the giterhouse. Hmmm…snacks. If you weren’t sure, that’s not my ass.
^Ridic butt on your girl Git.
Would you be so kind to post more of her so as I have a actual reason to visit this thread?
[quote]print wrote:
^Ridic butt on your girl Git.
Would you be so kind to post more of her so as I have a actual reason to visit this thread?[/quote]
What?? I’m not entertaining enough? Meh, don’t blame you.
She’s a bit camera shy so sightings will be rare…and random. So you’ll just have to keep coming back. HA
^Entertaining & Sexy are at opposite ends of the spectrum my friend.
An ass video. It takes a real connoisseur to come up with and execute such an idea.
nice!
you’ll be back in the dog house should she find out you posted that
[quote]soldog wrote:
nice!
you’ll be back in the dog house should she find out you posted that[/quote]
That one is OK. But you’re right that she wouldn’t appreciate a steady stream of pics / vids.
[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
An ass video. It takes a real connoisseur to come up with and execute such an idea. :)[/quote]
I have a deep appreciation for womanly gluteals.
[quote]giterdone wrote:
[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
An ass video. It takes a real connoisseur to come up with and execute such an idea. :)[/quote]
I have a deep appreciation for womanly gluteals.[/quote]
A pair of well developed glutes, is one of the few things that can distract me when training.
[quote]Schmidt wrote:
[quote]giterdone wrote:
[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
An ass video. It takes a real connoisseur to come up with and execute such an idea. :)[/quote]
I have a deep appreciation for womanly gluteals.[/quote]
A pair of well developed glutes, is one of the few things that can distract me when training. :)[/quote]
Not me, man. When I’m training I’m totally in the zone. Nothin distracts me from the iron, man. Especially firm, shapely glutes on an attractive woman!! Only the weak would lose their focus over something so picayune.
OK, colour me weak.
Cycle 7, Week 2 OHP
Weight = 198 (-4 lbs in 2 weeks).
115 x 3
130 x 3
150 x 4…felt weak
One-arm standing DB press
40 x 3
50 x 3
60 x 3
70 x 3
75 x 3(rt), 2(lft)
Reverse grip bench in Smith
1 pps x 10
2 pps x 5,5,5
Pushdowns
3 x 8-15
Then went to Wendy’s and got a double bacon cheese, chili, chicken nuggets amd milk to go with my chicken sandwich. I’m not eating enough.
I <3 those 1 arm presses!
yikes @ Wendy’s though.