“Suck my dick”
“Kiss my ass”
“Get the fuck outta here”
Basically any phrase said more than once in a Martin Scorsese flick.
“I’ll have what she’s having”
“I’m gonna give you to the count of three”
“Time for plan B”
“This is my associate, Mr._____” (insert sinister-sounding henchman name).
“suck it”
“do work”
Any other fratboy sayings.
What’s good?
Wutup
Wut
I’m not fat, I’m fluffy
Psyche!
Juke!
Piss like a race horse
Everything is bigger in Texas
“SAY! Don’t get sore!..SEE??”
Actually, this never gets old. If you want to amuse yourself and confuse the hell out of friends and colleagues, add a circa 1920’s “SEE??” to the end of every statement. It makes it a very strong imperative.
Bonus points if you refer to women as “Dames”
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Everything is bigger in Texas[/quote]
This is more a general truth than a catch phrase.
This is like adding “Gravity pulls”.
Dumb ass.
Oh snap!
FTR, I’m going to begin incorporating most of these phrases in my posts along with wut and theocassionalcutebunching
[quote]solidkhalid wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]solidkhalid wrote:
With all due respect[/quote]
Khalid!
missed you round here, what you been up to?[/quote]
Training my ass off is what! =)
Oh yeah, still writing new material. Wrote a kick ass song the other day… can’t wait to unleash it. What’s good?[/quote]
Me? nuthin good, working too much, training as much as I can with no real goals except making into the gym semi-regularly.
how can I get my hands on some of your material? you upload anything on youtube?
“Post a pic with a shoe”
“Canadians are people too”
[quote]Edgy wrote:
“Canadians are people too”
[/quote]
Were you molested by a Mountie as a kid? Did Geddy Lee fondle your balls??
Why all the Canadian hate? We’re people too…people with feelings!
[quote]solidkhalid wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]solidkhalid wrote:
With all due respect[/quote]
Khalid!
missed you round here, what you been up to?[/quote]
Training my ass off is what! =) [/quote]
We don’t believe you. People with long hair lie…constantly.
I do remember you being much larger than before though so you may be the one exception.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
“Canadians are people too”
[/quote]
Were you molested by a Mountie as a kid? Did Geddy Lee fondle your balls??
Why all the Canadian hate? We’re people too…people with feelings![/quote]
Some of us have the snow in our blood; we are cold and unfeeling.
Other have maple syrup; makes us warm and endearing
-Leonard Cohen
“awkward”
its never really awkward until someone says it
and they always seem to sing it too
“awwwwkwaaaaard”
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
“Canadians are people too”
[/quote]
Were you molested by a Mountie as a kid? Did Geddy Lee fondle your balls??
Why all the Canadian hate? We’re people too…people with feelings![/quote]
you’re right Pimpster - I take it back.
Not really Cohen.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
“Canadians are people too”
[/quote]
Were you molested by a Mountie as a kid? Did Geddy Lee fondle your balls??
Why all the Canadian hate? We’re people too…people with feelings![/quote]
you’re right Pimpster - I take it back.
[/quote]
Aahhh, Edgy…every the diplomat.
Diplomacy: (n) The art of being able to pet a dog while saying “nice doggie” while looking around for a stick.
Anything Steven Seagal says in a movie when trying to be witty.
ie 1:
Seagal (totally deadpan): Come on, give me your best shot.
Bad guy:
Seagal (still expressionless): no, I said your “best” shot.
Bad guy:
Seagal: If that’s the best you’ve got, I’m going to have to kill you
ie 2:
Seagal sees a campaign poster for a bad guy who is running for office. The campaign poster contains the bad guy’s campaign catch phrase “…and you can take that to the bank.”
Seagal: I’m going to take YOU to the bank…the BLOOD bank.