Lines That Aren't Funny Anymore

prefacing a sentence with “honestly”, “to be honest”,etc.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
“I’m too old for this shit”

“Can I borrow some sugar?”

Who the fuck borrows sugar?[/quote]

House wives without cars…

[quote]polo77j wrote:
“That’s what she said”

It wasn’t even funny anymore when Steve Carrell did it every fuckin’ episode of the Office.[/quote]

+1

With all due respect

[quote]Professor X wrote:

“Can I borrow some sugar?”

Who the fuck borrows sugar?[/quote]

Outkast. That’s who! (ok, not in those exact words…)

But seriously, in real life, I did have a neighbor ask to borrow some sugar once. In another place I used to live, another one asked to borrow an egg.

“I’m late with my period”

[quote]solidkhalid wrote:
With all due respect[/quote]

Khalid!

missed you round here, what you been up to?

#_____________

Basically any viking reference.

Pretty much everything ever from Chapelle’s Show at this point.

Pretty much any stupid fucking T-Nation or 4chan meme. Any meme.

Fart jokes in movies.

And I STILL sometimes hear people say “Git er done.”

Fuck.

[quote]SSC wrote:
Pretty much everything ever from Chapelle’s Show at this point.

Pretty much any stupid fucking T-Nation or 4chan meme. Any meme.

Fart jokes in movies.

And I STILL sometimes hear people say “Git er done.”

Fuck.[/quote]

x2300 on fart jokes in movies.

However Chapelle’s shit is Timeless.

“Smoooooooookiiiiinnn”

“Allllrriiiiiigggghhhhtttyyy then”

“Reeeaaalllllyyyyy?”

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
Pretty much everything ever from Chapelle’s Show at this point.

Pretty much any stupid fucking T-Nation or 4chan meme. Any meme.

Fart jokes in movies.

And I STILL sometimes hear people say “Git er done.”

Fuck.[/quote]

x2300 on fart jokes in movies.

However Chapelle’s shit is Timeless.[/quote]

I think a lot of Chapelle’s stuff is actually underplayed, but that may just be because of where I am.

[quote]TigerTime wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
Pretty much everything ever from Chapelle’s Show at this point.

Pretty much any stupid fucking T-Nation or 4chan meme. Any meme.

Fart jokes in movies.

And I STILL sometimes hear people say “Git er done.”

Fuck.[/quote]

x2300 on fart jokes in movies.

However Chapelle’s shit is Timeless.[/quote]

I think a lot of Chapelle’s stuff is actually underplayed, but that may just be because of where I am.[/quote]

Prison?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]TigerTime wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
Pretty much everything ever from Chapelle’s Show at this point.

Pretty much any stupid fucking T-Nation or 4chan meme. Any meme.

Fart jokes in movies.

And I STILL sometimes hear people say “Git er done.”

Fuck.[/quote]

x2300 on fart jokes in movies.

However Chapelle’s shit is Timeless.[/quote]

I think a lot of Chapelle’s stuff is actually underplayed, but that may just be because of where I am.[/quote]

Prison?
[/quote]

Bingo

[quote]Professor X wrote:
“Adam Sandler is in this movie”[/quote]

ha. yeah.

Ever feel like a threadkiller?

Shut thee front door.

BOOM

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]solidkhalid wrote:
With all due respect[/quote]

Khalid!

missed you round here, what you been up to?[/quote]

Training my ass off is what! =)

Oh yeah, still writing new material. Wrote a kick ass song the other day… can’t wait to unleash it. What’s good?

“And then I ate the bowl!”