Lines That Aren't Funny Anymore

Or never were!

These can be in comedy movies or shows or even action movies.

“Little help here!” ( when a hero is being beaten and needs assistance from his companions)

“I hope he had insurance” (after a big explosion that takes out cars/buildings)

“We got company!” ( Maybe, just maybe the first time this was ever said facetiously when the bad guys showed up it might have many chuckle-worthy…but not anymore)

“OOOOOOkay” ( that long one that is a replacement for TMI)

“Now that’s what I call a ______” (such a stupid thing to say and no one uses it in real life I hope)

“Not good.” ( that overused understatement style)

“What part of (single syllable word) didn’t you understand?”

“I got two words for you (says three words)” 9then someone points out he said three words.

Orly?

Bunchingwordstogetherlikeitscute

Oh hai, instead of hi or hello.

Spelling like dis and uvver baby tawk is as annoying on the net as in person

Basically anything Lolcat and most meme related

Chuck Norris jokes, although they fall in to the not any more category

“That’s what she said”

It wasn’t even funny anymore when Steve Carrell did it every fuckin’ episode of the Office.

“Could it get any worse?” or “at least it’s not ___,” followed by another unfortunate event.

“I’m too old for this shit”

“Can I borrow some sugar?”

Who the fuck borrows sugar?

“I’m okay!”
Used in every single sit-com ever.

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…”

Couldn’t help myself Nards.

I’m Rick James, bitch.

Anything to do with American action movies unless they have Arnold/Bruce Willis in them.

“I don’t always ________, but when I do, I __________”.

Just sayin or Just saying.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
I’m Rick James, bitch. [/quote]

Timeless classic …still funny!

Yippy ki yay motherfucker.

Oh wait I love that one. How about…

Keep it fun, hit it and run.

“I’ll be back”

[quote] Nards wrpte:
These can be in comedy movies or shows or even action movies.
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…But I feel ya. You should make your own thread for internet forum lines that aren’t funny or clever and make the people using them look like douchebags.

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Orly?

Bunchingwordstogetherlikeitscute

Oh hai, instead of hi or hello.

Spelling like dis and uvver baby tawk is as annoying on the net as in person

Basically anything Lolcat and most meme related

Chuck Norris jokes, although they fall in to the not any more category[/quote]

I think there’s more fodder for that kind of thread.

Start it with “/thread”

This might be better placed in the “Things I’m Sick Of In Movies” thread, but scenes where a character gets beaten to a pulp but acts like they are doing the beating really get on my wick.

If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

What happens in _____, stays in _____.

“Adam Sandler is in this movie”

“but then i took an arrow to the knee.”

“then I was bitten by a radioactive spider”