Obviously, Bigragoo, you’ve been spending too much time sinfully skinnydipping with thy neighbor’s wife.
[quote]Kehaya wrote:
How much would Christ deadlift? I mean, if he had chalk and straps of course…[/quote]
He doesn’t need that stuff. He just puts the bar through the holes in his hands.
I think jesus would rather you stopped sinning for him rather than lift for him…
Whatever you gotta do to make yourself lift, just do it. If you gotta lift for Christ or buddha or for whatever…if it gets you in the gym then go for it…and if it makes you happy, then that’s even better.
Yikes. That was funny though.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Kehaya wrote:
How much would Christ deadlift? I mean, if he had chalk and straps of course…
He doesn’t need that stuff. He just puts the bar through the holes in his hands.[/quote]
[quote]tveddy wrote:
I think jesus would rather you stopped sinning for him rather than lift for him…[/quote]
Screw that, I sin for me.
I think I get a grasp of what you’re saying…so no, I don’t think I’m empowered through him to lift. But maybe it’s what I’m born to do. Or love to do.
Anyway, only time God came into the picture is when I point to the sky before benching heavy with no spot.
Here’s my program
Monday, Wednesday, Friday: Crossfit for Mohammed
Tuesday, Thursday: HIIT for Zoroaster.
Saturday: Powerlift for Moses
Sunday: Rest
[quote]Get this wrote:
Here’s my program
Monday, Wednesday, Friday: Crossfit for Mohammed
Tuesday, Thursday: HIIT for Zoroaster.
Saturday: Powerlift for Moses
Sunday: Rest[/quote]
Haha… very very nice.
Only if by “Christ”, you mean “Chek” and by “Lifting”, you mean “One handed cable crossovers whilst standing on a swiss-ball”
From Christ “the whole body fitly joined together and compacted by that which every joint supplieth, according to the effectual working in the measure of every part, maketh increase of the body unto the edifying of itself in love.”
Ephesians 4:16
Are you saying that we should give thanks because most of us take shit for granted? I think bringing organized religion into an impartial subject is really, really silly. I’ve seen the weight room, and I’ve felt the bar in my hands many times. I’ve never once seen :the light" or “felt the touch”, even during lifting.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Kehaya wrote:
How much would Christ deadlift? I mean, if he had chalk and straps of course…
He doesn’t need that stuff. He just puts the bar through the holes in his hands.[/quote]
or he would nail the bar to himself
Ok what gets me is how lifting fro christ became a “STREGTH SPORT” and made it into this forumj and not off topic. LOL
I lift because the evil monkey in my closet tells me to. Maybe he is Jesus.
If I’m really hurtin’ to lift something, I might pray to God for inspiration…or just yell “DAVE FUCKIN TATE!” really loud. That’s always good for a strength boost.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Kehaya wrote:
How much would Christ deadlift? I mean, if he had chalk and straps of course…
He doesn’t need that stuff. He just puts the bar through the holes in his hands.[/quote]
lol that one really made me laugh outloud
[quote]Phill wrote:
Ok what gets me is how lifting fro christ became a “STREGTH SPORT” and made it into this forumj and not off topic. LOL[/quote]
maybe jesus put it here and he knew wwed more likely read it if it was in strength sports
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
superscience wrote:
bigredaekdb wrote:
Is there anyone out there that believes we lift for Christ?
lol, i lift for me.
The question you should ask is how many people believe in christ.
Let’s not. How about we stick to Test related things like weights, women, and sex.[/quote]
There’s no Test in being for Christ?
That is offensive on its face. You know better.
Not quite sure where the OP was going with this thread, but I thank the Lord for my results after I finish working out and acknowledge Him for the physical and mental abilities He’s given me to do so. I worry if I take it for granted it may be taken from me.