4/10/2015
We start with a joke:
So a person with the same paternal ethnicity as I is sitting upon a curb, smashing himself about the head with a two foot long piece of pine one-by-six. Up walks a bit player of inconsequential ethnicity who implores “pray tell, why do you pound yourself about the head so? Surely it must be quite painful!” To which the Polack, I mean person with the same paternal ethnicity as I responds “for it feels so good when I stop!”
Thereby hangs a tale…
DEADLIFTS:
Same costume. I shall stop listing this datum until such time as I get new shoe laces or something. You’re welcome.
WARM UPS:
(beltless)
245 x 5
295 x 1
335 x 1
385 x 1
(belt at cinch - 2 holes)
425 x 1
(belt at cinch - 1)
475 x 1
(worksets, belt at cinch - 1)
510 x 10 x 1 EMOM Pull each rep as fast as possible (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
(other deadlifts, same belt)
360 x 5 x 3 speed triples, E(M/2)O(M/2)
[wanted to do more but I was really gassed and the room was looking differently than from what I had remembered it to be from a few minutes ago]
BARBELL ROWS:
135 x 5, 155 x 5, 185 x 5, 205 x 5, 225 x 4
Walk 30 minutes at 3.3 mph
So…years ago, I’m telling my lifting buddy Ralph that my triceps are sore the day after deads along with my lats. He asks me what the hell is wrong with me, am I some sort of freak? I say “Bob” (to protect his identity I will call him “Bob” now) “you know, the long head of my triceps attach to my scapulae and help keep MY ARMS FROM FALLING OFF!!!”
Anyone else get sore tris from deads? OR AM I TRUELY A FREAK?!?!?!?!?!
OH AND ANOTHER THING…When I lower myself to the bar, I close my eyes and usually don’t open them until I am in the midst of the pull somewhere, maybe when the bar is past my knees. I find that my eyes lie to me (like when I look in the mirror and think, no, my gut isn’t so sticky outy) and if I reach down and grasp, and do it all by paying attention to where all my body parts feel in relation to each other, balanced and all that, I achieve a better, more symmetric, straighter pull.
That probably wasn’t worth sharing but, this is my log.