Left On Broadway

Training
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nikki- my lap, perchance?

kimba- i sypmathize and celebrate with the cheapskates. for me, for those kinds of jeans, i realize that on a rare occasion i will have to wear something a lil nicer than yoga pants, and they still need to fit properly. im not one for outfits that require adjusting.

for example: “ok, i want to stand up, and when i do, i’ll have to retrieve my bottoms from my ass/cunt, brace myself to stand up in heels, pull my shirt down over my stomach, up over my boobs, back onto my shoulder, and readjust my hair in the event someone snaps a pic when i dismount my chair.”

or, “alright, i need to sit down, but i cant, because if i do, half of my ass will fall out of my pants. i realize i bought and am wearing expensive, awesome panties in case that happens, but if it does, people will think im a whore, and i cant deal with name calling or character assassinations. also, i’ll look for a spot that wont flatten out my thighs TOO much, and make them look bigger than they are.”

i’ve grown too much apathy to put that kind of energy into what im wearing. my plain (no sparkles, glitter, bedazzle, patch, or other artwork) jeans and a tshirt will do me just fine, as will my vibrams most days, and if it bothers the people im with, i’ll tell em to suck my proverbial dick.

and yes, pegg is a keeper. he really is saving change in a Metabolic Drive container at my house.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Here I thought I was in style with Levis. [/quote]

i think those jeans are one of a handful of name brand things i own. none of them i purchased myself.

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so, i sorta trained with pegg last night, and it blew.

apparently, i should bench more than once a month.

didnt even get to accessory work.

bench lockouts x3, bar, 95, 115, 135, 155.
x1, 175
x0, 185. 4 tries. bar didnt move. first 3 tries i can blame on misaliged bar, last one i had some kind of mental or physical block and it didnt. freaking. move.

i called it a night, spent 20 min in the hot tub, and went about my subway.

housechores and pegg tonight, tomorrow is the early shift at work and heading to cincinnatti for some kind of music festival thingy. a bday present from Galileo (remember him, you old timers?), i managed to talk the girls at work into giving me the early shift on wed and the late shift on thursday. means no drinking for me, but the recent hint of saddle bags i may be aquiring says that my testosterone levels can’t handle any more beer for awhile.

at least i still have my 4pack.

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Hell yeah, that’s the best seat of the house :slight_smile:

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Lets see if I can post this without technical difficulties.

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[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Lets see if I can post this without technical difficulties.[/quote]

…and while I’m sitting on her lap, I’ll steal her shoes :slight_smile:

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[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Lets see if I can post this without technical difficulties.[/quote]

…and while I’m sitting on her lap, I’ll steal her shoes :slight_smile:
[/quote]

and take away one of the sets of handlebars pegg has?

FOR SHAME?

btw, whats “shame?”

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Yeah, I’ve been toying with the idea of a pair of designer jeans.

I’ve been thinking about how to dress better, even looking at fashion books, and it’s a little dispiriting. All the clothing suggestions are designed for skinny girls (with a few nods thrown in for the overweight.) What looks good on people like us? Who the hell knows.

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Now, don’t get the wrong idea. I’ve never owned a pair of True Religions. I’m paid to say such things. I HIGHLY recommend shopping for jeans at thrift stores. In fact, my whole wardrobe comes from thrift stores, with the exception of my gym pants, which must be flattering at all costs.

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As I’ve just found the thread I’ll say 1) nice dress, 2) spectacular benching from someone who benches once a month and 3) yes I understand the whole yoga pant thing. I live in yoga pants - the kind that have a drawstring. I can wear combats and jeans if they’re roomy enough but anything tailored feels awful.

Heels? Fuck off. I also realised that most ladies’ shirts and the like are hideously tight around the lats whilst being huge on the waist. Can’t someone make clothes for athletic women? FFS. [/rant]

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Have fun at the festival thingy!

…Imagine what you can do with this strength you have bottled up once you start training regularly again? sheesh. Must be those circus genetics you were talking about.

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the shoes are even better than the dress! drool

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The most intriguing part of that shoe picture is that your dress is clearly off. Yum.

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[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
The most intriguing part of that shoe picture is that your dress is clearly off. Yum.[/quote]

I, young lady, happened to be a seasoned professional. And an elite level pervert.

Jason

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Lets see if I can post this without technical difficulties.[/quote]

…and while I’m sitting on her lap, I’ll steal her shoes :slight_smile:
[/quote]

and take away one of the sets of handlebars pegg has?

FOR SHAME?

btw, whats “shame?”[/quote]

Not above sharing. Definitely above giving away!

Jason

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yesterday was AWFUL until around 6pm.

got up and drove back from the hotel i stayed at after the concert, made it home in time to lay down for a glorious ten minutes, change my pants, put on deoderant, and scamper into work at 2. i am not the only one who was surprised i showed up.

i didnt outdo myself with the beer wednesday night, but between hectic and havoc i didnt eat for about 10 hours. i had lots of food before bed**, a liter and a half of water, and still managed to feel gross when i woke up in the am. i must be getting old, or not taking enough drugs.

i got to the venue in time to see rob zombie and korn. loved being able to see rob live, as i’ve been lifting to his stuff for several years, and he is a remarkably energetic little man. 5’5" or 5’6", i think. you could tell he loved what he was doing, and it was easy to forget other people were around, and just rock out. or whatever the hell you kids these days call it.

If I never see Korn live again I’ll be alright with it. May have been an off night, or i may not be able to appreciate theyre level of awesome, but i was much more entertained by the myriad of white trash surrounding me. yes, you’re covered in mud and your tits are hanging out, and yes, the men are hooting and begging for your body, but as soon as the mud washes off and the beer exits their system, they’ll see that you’re really still just fat and ugly.

so i hauled my thick ass into the car, incredibly excited for the 100mile long stretch of the straightest road you’ve ever seen, populated with Ohio drivers. They’re retarded. Not as a joke, they’re actually lacking the mental capacity to properly operate a motor vehicle. Mom is from NY/NJ, so im pretty sure i escaped that one.

anyhoo.

neckache, dehydrated, touch and go stomach, finally ponied up to the drug addict i work with for some ibuprofen for my headache. what i got was not ibuprofen but it made it allll better.

pegg brought me chipotle last night after work. food and a little gpp and i was out like the fat kid in dodgeball.

short shift at work today, i’ll have to do some kind of jump rope or sprints or bw exercises or something. i have a meet in a month.

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My son would rock out to white zombie while he was in muh belly…

glad you made it back safe!

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ok, so apparently i forgot to put the story in that belongs to the asteriks.

**after we got back to the hotel wed night and started to get settled, i realized i hadnt eaten in 10 years and needed more than doritos. so, we hobble our asses to mcdonalds, hobbled back, and when we got to our hallway, someone had ordered pizza and put their unwanted leftovers on the floor outside their door.

so, naturally, i stooped down to sift through the boxes and papers and found some thin crust, cheese pizza from a place i like, along with a breadstick. galileo thought this was embarassing for about 5 seconds, realized i didnt have any scruples, and turned around to take pictures. then he sent them to pegg.

training.

yeah, i did that.

trx training with pegg and my bro.

now, when i say with pegg, i mean he told the two of us what to do.

inverted rows and then pushups, 3x 15

facepulls 3x 20,

swimmer pulls and some kind of lat raise things also 3x 20.

it was neato training with my bro, because he’s the type that runs miles at a time and hardly ever lifts, so we tease each other about our different tastes in exercises and have a good time doing it.

you’re not about to catch me running with him, though.

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jealous in o so many ways.
of the TRX, the JPegg, the brother who’ll lift with you (good luck getting my sister to exercise).

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love zombie! saw korn open for him about 11 years ago…you’ve been having a shit ton of fun lately.

[quote]
i must be getting old, or not taking enough drugs. [/quote]

^^^^^^^^^i warned you about this…

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–“My husband needs a refill.”

-“sure thing! under who’s name should i look?”

–“Bobby ___.”

-“alrighty, what does he need filled?”

–“yes.”

and that’s how all ten hours went today at work. I have, however, been making more of an effort at not being a cunt and being more helpful to the customers, and today my manager told me i was being patient.

he used the “p” word. hasnt happened in 3 years, probably won’t happen again. but, i made him acknowledge it 3 more times after he said it.

a wee bit sore from training yesterday, but i slept hard last night and did 10 min of foam rolling after a long, hot shower. even washed my hair.