[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
I dig the contacts.
n–I’m not quite sure how to catch a bear. How should we do this? I’m thinking we can lure her tasty treats. [/quote]
pick-uh-nick bas-kit!!! or hunny. or ho-hos.
actually if you two get nekkid and hold beer and gyro im sure the universe will carry me via intuition to the precise location.
ho-hos. Someone said “ho-hos”! God I used to love those. It was the frosting.
[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
ho-hos. Someone said “ho-hos”! God I used to love those. It was the frosting.[/quote]
I still do. Whoever came up with the idea that you have to eat clean all the time to lose weight/maintain was an idiot.
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
I dig the contacts.
n–I’m not quite sure how to catch a bear. How should we do this? I’m thinking we can lure her tasty treats. [/quote]
I always lured bears around my place with raw meat & a big ol’ Trap. Um I’ll bring the trap… it might work ya know.
I’d say you are still lifting - big weights, too. Perhaps less time in the gym is giving you more time to recover and grow? Either way it doesn’t seem to be doing you any harm (unlike those cigarettes, bad girl! Never mind the cancer, give up before you hit 30 or you’ll end up with a mouth like a cat’s arsehole).
kimba- someday, maybe, you’ll get the story about ho-ho’s, the parking lot, the coat, and the arnold.
bg- they were trying to sell something to people who have NO IDEA what “moderation” means.
n8- i could get into that. shit, i’ll try most anything twice.
cal- i know, its awful. i hate smelling like it, and i hate feeling the “need” for it instead of just, “hey, yeah, i like you. c’mere.” so, i have 3 more years to quit… noted.
but your use of arsehole begs me to tell you abt the waiter at the sportsbar i just left.
i picked up on a tricky mix of British/Irish accent, thanks to all of the irish movies i’ve been watching, and asked him where he’s from. (he’s about 60, white, and grey. with an awesome mustache) I guessed northern ireland and told him why, so he corrected me with northern england.
then he challenged me to a speed drinking contest (my tall draft beer against his tall water) and i lost bc i had to burp in the middle. so then i challenged him to an arm wrestling contest, and decided to just outwait him, knowing hes old and would just get tired. he did, and picked up his elbow to reposition. ha!
really great guy. got a decent pic of him in my sunglasses, too.
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
ho-hos. Someone said “ho-hos”! God I used to love those. It was the frosting.[/quote]
I still do. Whoever came up with the idea that you have to eat clean all the time to lose weight/maintain was an idiot.[/quote]
It’s all about keeping the body guessing - as in guess how many of these I can eat in 20 minutes.
Good luck with school Bear. I don’t think I ever set food in a gym during my college years, except for the obligatory fitness class where we had to run a mile in 11 minutes, and stand in front of everyone for a very public body fat pinch.
wasn’t into the hoho’s but a could and did eat a box of caramel flakies.
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
Good luck with school Bear. I don’t think I ever set food in a gym during my college years, except for the obligatory fitness class where we had to run a mile in 11 minutes, and stand in front of everyone for a very public body fat pinch. [/quote]
I would have thought that someone teaching a college fitness class would know better than to administer those tests in that way…
@bear/kimba–oooh THE ho-ho story.
and I don’t know what is in that picture nlmain posted, but it looks like the bakery version of a poptart and i want one.
Ho-hos are quite delicious.
Caramel Flakies look quite delicious.
Fros do not hang limply. You have no fro. Give me a couple of months to show you a true fro.
Girl Scout cookies are okay by the box.
Two nekkid ladies with beer and gyros drawing in another soon to be nekkid lady would soonafter draw in Beast. Don’t forget the baby oil, though.
Bear traps? Pfff…I track them down and take them out with my bare hands. I am the apex predator on this planet.
Since I’m not sore or tired, I will play with wide-stance squats tonight. Thank you for the critique. Carry on.
I’m seriously pmsl over the story about the waiter.
Y’all seem pretty much stuck on the sugary crap, but what about salty? I got seduced by a bag of Munchos in the grocery tonight. Highly unusual behavior for me to actually buy them. Just couldn’t help myself.
[quote]veggiestrong wrote:
I’m seriously pmsl over the story about the waiter.
Y’all seem pretty much stuck on the sugary crap, but what about salty? I got seduced by a bag of Munchos in the grocery tonight. Highly unusual behavior for me to actually buy them. Just couldn’t help myself.[/quote]
Ahem…
SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS THEY’RE BIG AND SALTY AND BROOOWWN. IF YOU EVER NEED A QUICK, PICK-ME-UP, JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH! OOOHHH, SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS…STICK 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK 'EM!!
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
[quote]veggiestrong wrote:
I’m seriously pmsl over the story about the waiter.
Y’all seem pretty much stuck on the sugary crap, but what about salty? I got seduced by a bag of Munchos in the grocery tonight. Highly unusual behavior for me to actually buy them. Just couldn’t help myself.[/quote]
Ahem…
SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS THEY’RE BIG AND SALTY AND BROOOWWN. IF YOU EVER NEED A QUICK, PICK-ME-UP, JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH! OOOHHH, SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS…STICK 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK 'EM!!
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.[/quote]
It’s cool. Ya never know, might take you up on it…
puff- I think you may have sparked the first of the PW food challenges. lemme sit on that for a minnit.
n- DO WANT.
bg- theres your problem. n is already ahead of the game. those flakies are measured by BOX not by ONE. amteur.
beast-a) would you rather i specify jewfro? b) there is no other way to eat GSC. c) bring bre or no entry. d) bear traps are behind my neck and above my lats. e) dont play with wide stance. pwn it like its a local asking for money.
veg- I prefer the “isee” approach to eating. I see it, I eat it. Salty works, too. and munchos are an excellent potato chip. well done.
beast- keep your chocolate salty balls. i’ll take my schwetty balls and go home!
veg- bring bre or no entry.
So after the sportsbar i came home to take a nap. well, i came home to rub one out THEN take a nap.
of course, i woke up 20 min before the gym closed. FAHK.
That means my plan of sleeping till 230 tomorrow and class at 3 aint happenin.
It also means that the jewfro and makeup were on display for only a few hours… useful, though.
I managed to woo an absurdly forgiving extension on a prof that doesnt get worked over, traditionally. I played the “OMG im so freaked about writing a bad paper and disappointing you it seems like nothing is making sense and heres what im thinking and OMG i love this class so much i could talk about it forever but i want it to be what you want…” analysis paralysis bullshit. walked out of the meeting with an outline, notes, and the direction he’d like to see the paper go.
I also took my last spanish test for the quarter, no final next week for that one. it was either too easy or so difficult i was unaware. will keep you posted.
and apparently the black yoga pants im wearing have a palm-sized hole in the ass. 'sokay, ive only been wearing em since before the above mentioned meeting…
WHOOPSIE.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
and apparently the black yoga pants im wearing have a palm-sized hole in the ass. 'sokay, ive only been wearing em since before the above mentioned meeting…
WHOOPSIE. [/quote]
Joey get to another pair of pants?
Heh heh. My dad is from nothern England (Yorkshire, to be precise). There was an article in the papers recently about how Americans only understand two English accents - RP (received pronunciation, ie, Hugh Grant/Colin Firth - which is really no accent at all), and Cockney. Anything else is either mistaken for Australian, Irish or not understood at all.
oh my god…Jordie accents are CRAZY.