[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
I get laid as much as I want and I leave the seat as it is. [/quote]
HAHAHA!
That’s what you think!!! Be a gentleman and see what she’ll do for you!
^ Agreed.
Any woman that uses sex as a weapon or reward system with me, knows where the door is.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
You should put the seat down because you love the female in your household, not because you HAVE to. A little consideration goes a long way. Besides, men who insist on leaving the seat up will never get laid.[/quote]
How is leaving the seat up so inconsiderate? The other day I had this talk with my girl who lives with me on weekends. She complained and I demonstrated how simple it is to just slap the seat down. It’s easier to slap it down than put it up. I’m not the one who needs to sit to pee, why should I have to set up the toilet for her? If it was too heavy for her, I’d do it gladly.
I didn’t yell at my male roomates in college when I had to take a shit and the seat was up. “Come one dude, I gotta take a shit. Come back over here and put the seat down. You saw me eating those Chalupas.”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Women should learn to look before they sit.
Case solved, Scooby.[/quote]
Exactly. In my house, you see the toilet when you walk in. You can’t miss it. My gf argued “Well, my eyes are sleepy at night so I can’t see.” Interesting. I’ve taken late night dumps before and not once have a sat on the actually bowl.[/quote]
You’ll have better sex more often if you put the seat down. Really.
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I always leave it down when I’m done, and it ain’t gettin any ‘better’ 
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
wouldnt you have to take off your undies and your pants first to go in a floor toilet? think about it. unless you wore a skirt/kilt and went commando, i would have a problem taking off everything just to defecate (or pee in the woman’s case).
[quote]koleah wrote:
Seconded. If I ever have my house custom built, I will definitely have urinals installed. Then there will be no more arguments about seat-up-or-down.
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This is what I thought too. But when I finally bought my house, I realized it’s not going to do much for the resale value. For some reason, some females are turned off by it. I think I will however put one in my basement. Putting in a toilet in the basement is alot more work than a simple urinal due to gravity. A toilet requires breaking up the floor or a pump. Not necessary for urinal.
Our last dog used to drink straight out of the toilet so leaving the seat down was not a good idea, my wife was okay with this arrangement lol.
Ever notice how fast you can sit up when the seat has been left up and you sit down to pinch a loaf and realize too late…that bowl is one cold motherfucker, Kelvin cold.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I clean my throne, so it isn’t grubby or nasty. I put the seat back down when I’m done.
In public I lift with my shoe, and put down with my shoe.
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Do this.
[quote]BARDUKE wrote:
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
wouldnt you have to take off your undies and your pants first to go in a floor toilet? think about it. unless you wore a skirt/kilt and went commando, i would have a problem taking off everything just to defecate (or pee in the woman’s case). [/quote]
Seems to work for over a billion people over in Asia. Maybe they know how to back squat properly?
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
These are typical in public restrooms all over Europe. Think they’re a good idea. And I bet most Europeans have better mobility for squatting, too. I’ve been watching people squat at my gym lately and it’s rare that I see anything deeper than a half-squat.
As for me, I lift and lower the seat out of politeness. If there is any splashing, I clean it up right away. And no foot-flipping either. My girl keeps her bathroom very clean and I respect that.
[quote]OsakaNate wrote:
Being over 6 feet tall and long-leggity makes these things a pain in the ass. Hard as fuck to balance whilst wearing pants. Fuck 'em.
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Really? Just think of it as box squat without the box or the bar across your back. It will really teach you to sit back when squatting, so it’s all good.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
“If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
And wipe the seatie”
That’s what my mom always used to say. Now that I don’t live there anymore, I can pee all over the seat.
Take that mom!!![/quote]
LOL. True story: the first gym I ever trained in had that little poem on a sign in the bathroom! And it was otherwise a real hardcore, no frills kind of gym too.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Women should learn to look before they sit.
Case solved, Scooby.[/quote]
Yes, and they would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids and their dog.
(Sorry, but I just can’t resist saying that after any Scooby Doo reference.)
[quote]imhungry wrote:
It’s just common courtesy. If she wants it down, i’ll put it down. I have much better things to take a stand on.[/quote]
This.
x2
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
^ Agreed.
Any woman that uses sex as a weapon or reward system with me, knows where the door is.[/quote]
YUP.
Basically it comes down to this; I have no problem doing chivalristic things like holding doors or putting the seat down, but as soon as a woman starts expecting those things and gets huffy if I don’t do them, fuck that I vehemently refuse to do them after that point.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]BARDUKE wrote:
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
wouldnt you have to take off your undies and your pants first to go in a floor toilet? think about it. unless you wore a skirt/kilt and went commando, i would have a problem taking off everything just to defecate (or pee in the woman’s case). [/quote]
Seems to work for over a billion people over in Asia. Maybe they know how to back squat properly?[/quote]
Squat toilets are becoming increasingly rare in Asia. In my childhood, all the toilets in China were that style. I’ve even used one in a village that is right above a den of pigs. There was no plumbing, so you can actually see the pigs through the hole in the toilet. You’d better shit fast or the pigs would start jumping and try to bite your ass and balls. Not to mention that it stinks worse than hell. The people in the village were real bad ass.
Last time I had a trip to China, all the toilets have been Americanized. People looked wimpy and obese. Mark Rippetoe was right; the squat does do miracles. A squat a day keeps the doctor away. If you don’t squat, you are a pussy. They need to start installing squat toilets in gyms. They make a nice warmup for leg days.
If I can raise the seat to pee, you can put it down lady.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Women should learn to look before they sit.
Case solved, Scooby.[/quote]
Damn straight.
Again, I just piss outside. Much easier and no mess.
[quote]BobParr wrote:
[quote]OsakaNate wrote:
Being over 6 feet tall and long-leggity makes these things a pain in the ass. Hard as fuck to balance whilst wearing pants. Fuck 'em.
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Really? Just think of it as box squat without the box or the bar across your back. It will really teach you to sit back when squatting, so it’s all good.[/quote]
Yes, really. I’m 6’2, and lots of legs. I’m not stopping at parallel and trying to aim from that far. It’s a matter of being able to take a wide enough stance while having your knees confined by your trousers below parallel. And then there’s the balance aspect–I can’t lean forward to balance myself because there’s a wall in the way, and if I move backwards then I’m not over the toilet anymore. Pain in the ass. I can deal with the one in my apartment–in public, fuhgeddaboudit.