[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I clean my throne, so it isn’t grubby or nasty. I put the seat back down when I’m done.
In public I lift with my shoe, and put down with my shoe.
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x2. I like your style!
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
This is why I don’t pee anymore. [/quote]
I was going to write “yeah, you just fap instead”, then I realized it was you, not that resident retard mick in your avatar.
Agghhhh!!! Foiled again![/quote]
L M A O
That gave me a good laugh.[/quote]
I swear I thought Kerley quoted this twice and I’m not even kidding. Screw you.
You should put the seat down because you love the female in your household, not because you HAVE to. A little consideration goes a long way. Besides, men who insist on leaving the seat up will never get laid.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
You should put the seat down because you love the female in your household, not because you HAVE to. A little consideration goes a long way. Besides, men who insist on leaving the seat up will never get laid.[/quote]
x2
“If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
And wipe the seatie”
That’s what my mom always used to say. Now that I don’t live there anymore, I can pee all over the seat.
Take that mom!!!
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
“If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
And wipe the seatie”
That’s what my mom always used to say. Now that I don’t live there anymore, I can pee all over the seat.
Take that mom!!![/quote]
Your mother is coming over right now to give you a beating.
[quote]Mettahl wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Seat up shows any nasty stuff that is there if the toilet isn’t freshly cleaned. If it is up, I slam it down in a really nice passive aggressive way. I clean the toilet and the floor, I touch piss and shit enough. Fuck that.[/quote]
Chicks don’t tend to make messes of toilets.[/quote]
Riiiiiiight…
Everyone has a bad day once in a while…everyone. Chicks can destroy toilets like men, BUT, they usually clean it before they leave, so it looks sparkly clean, like they were never even there!
Women should learn to look before they sit.
Case solved, Scooby.
they should put the seat up for us!
Just pee in her butt.
DB
Obvious who’s getting laid around here and who isn’t.
^ my opinion if the women sucking your dick asks you to put the toilet seat down you do it, very small price to pay in life for a good BJ. 
I have a great wife I put it down.
At home, I piss sitting down so I don’t have to worry about leaving the seat up. Problem solved.
It’s just common courtesy. If she wants it down, i’ll put it down. I have much better things to take a stand on.
[quote]Boangiu wrote:
At home, I piss sitting down so I don’t have to worry about leaving the seat up. Problem solved.[/quote]
I would never ask Yo Daddy to do this, his dick would be underwater.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
You should put the seat down because you love the female in your household, not because you HAVE to. A little consideration goes a long way. Besides, men who insist on leaving the seat up will never get laid.[/quote]
How is leaving the seat up so inconsiderate? The other day I had this talk with my girl who lives with me on weekends. She complained and I demonstrated how simple it is to just slap the seat down. It’s easier to slap it down than put it up. I’m not the one who needs to sit to pee, why should I have to set up the toilet for her? If it was too heavy for her, I’d do it gladly.
I didn’t yell at my male roomates in college when I had to take a shit and the seat was up. “Come one dude, I gotta take a shit. Come back over here and put the seat down. You saw me eating those Chalupas.”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Women should learn to look before they sit.
Case solved, Scooby.[/quote]
Exactly. In my house, you see the toilet when you walk in the bathroom. You can’t miss it. My gf argued “Well, my eyes are sleepy at night so I can’t see.” Interesting. I’ve taken late night dumps before and not once have a sat on the actual bowl.
edit: grammar
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Obvious who’s getting laid around here and who isn’t.[/quote]
I get laid as much as I want and I leave the seat as it is. I piss , it’s up. I shit it’s down.
[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
You should put the seat down because you love the female in your household, not because you HAVE to. A little consideration goes a long way. Besides, men who insist on leaving the seat up will never get laid.[/quote]
How is leaving the seat up so inconsiderate? The other day I had this talk with my girl who lives with me on weekends. She complained and I demonstrated how simple it is to just slap the seat down. It’s easier to slap it down than put it up. I’m not the one who needs to sit to pee, why should I have to set up the toilet for her? If it was too heavy for her, I’d do it gladly.
I didn’t yell at my male roomates in college when I had to take a shit and the seat was up. “Come one dude, I gotta take a shit. Come back over here and put the seat down. You saw me eating those Chalupas.”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Women should learn to look before they sit.
Case solved, Scooby.[/quote]
Exactly. In my house, you see the toilet when you walk in. You can’t miss it. My gf argued “Well, my eyes are sleepy at night so I can’t see.” Interesting. I’ve taken late night dumps before and not once have a sat on the actually bowl.[/quote]
You’ll have better sex more often if you put the seat down. Really.
[quote]Boangiu wrote:
At home, I piss sitting down so I don’t have to worry about leaving the seat up. Problem solved.[/quote]
Do you shit standing up?
(stolen from Curb Your Enthusiam)
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
You should put the seat down because you love the female in your household, not because you HAVE to. A little consideration goes a long way. Besides, men who insist on leaving the seat up will never get laid.[/quote]
How is leaving the seat up so inconsiderate? The other day I had this talk with my girl who lives with me on weekends. She complained and I demonstrated how simple it is to just slap the seat down. It’s easier to slap it down than put it up. I’m not the one who needs to sit to pee, why should I have to set up the toilet for her? If it was too heavy for her, I’d do it gladly.
I didn’t yell at my male roomates in college when I had to take a shit and the seat was up. “Come one dude, I gotta take a shit. Come back over here and put the seat down. You saw me eating those Chalupas.”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Women should learn to look before they sit.
Case solved, Scooby.[/quote]
Exactly. In my house, you see the toilet when you walk in. You can’t miss it. My gf argued “Well, my eyes are sleepy at night so I can’t see.” Interesting. I’ve taken late night dumps before and not once have a sat on the actually bowl.[/quote]
You’ll have better sex more often if you put the seat down. Really.
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SEXIST!!!
Why do men have to get reprimanded and denied sex if we don’t cater to women and their every need?
I am just APPALLED.
almost faints