Seat up shows any nasty stuff that is there if the toilet isn’t freshly cleaned. If it is up, I slam it down in a really nice passive aggressive way. I clean the toilet and the floor, I touch piss and shit enough. Fuck that.
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
I’ve been living in Asia for 8 years now and have still never had to go so bad that I’d risk using a squat toilet.
I should mention that they are becoming more and more rare here…like if you go to a McDonalds or whatnot they have regular bowl toilets. Ha…regular.
pissing Excellence requires no toilet at all.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
I’ve been living in Asia for 8 years now and have still never had to go so bad that I’d risk using a squat toilet.
I should mention that they are becoming more and more rare here…like if you go to a McDonalds or whatnot they have regular bowl toilets. Ha…regular.
[/quote]
Risk?
Dude, just aim your junk so you don’t piss down the back of your pants. If you regularly squat A2G, it’s not a problem. And it’s pretty sanitary, so long as there aren’t tentacle monsters hiding in the plumbing.
I hated those tentacle monsters.
[quote]Mettahl wrote:
This was just mentioned in another thread, and I think it should get one of its own. I have always thought that if I have to put my hands on a grubby nasty toilet to lift the cover and seat up, then any girl of the house (sister, whatever) should have to do the same. What I do, is after I go to the bathroom I lower the seat AND the toilet cover. It’s fair, and that seems cleaner to me anyways. What do you guys do, and why?[/quote]
I do seat & lid, never had any complaints.
There are two logical options.
- Use some tp so you don’t get your hands dirty.
- Piss in the sink.
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
This is why I don’t pee anymore. [/quote]
I was going to write “yeah, you just fap instead”, then I realized it was you, not that resident retard mick in your avatar.
Agghhhh!!! Foiled again!
Aside from the squat toilet (I did my time in Asia too), my rule with a significant other has always been “if I have to put the seat down after peeing, we have to have a rule to put the lid down after either of us using said toilet.” That way both sides meet the same requirements. Thankfully, my wife doesn’t insist on me putting down the seat…So I usually don’t.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Seat up shows any nasty stuff that is there if the toilet isn’t freshly cleaned. If it is up, I slam it down in a really nice passive aggressive way. I clean the toilet and the floor, I touch piss and shit enough. Fuck that.[/quote]
I’ll side with you on one thing- IF I have kids, and I have a boy and a girl, the boy will always have to clean the toilet on “cleaning day.” Chicks don’t tend to make messes of toilets. I lean onto the wall over the toilet and piss straight down into it so mine doesn’t get messy, but, from the toilets I’ve seen at friends places, most guys don’t do that.
[quote]Mettahl wrote:
Chicks don’t tend to make messes of toilets. I lean onto the wall over the toilet and piss straight down into it so mine doesn’t get messy, but, from the toilets I’ve seen at friends places, most guys don’t do that.[/quote]
I hear that! I live in an all male household, whenever any mates come round the toilet is absolute filth by the time they leave. Fucking nasty - it eventually prompted a laminated sign above the toilet “If you can’t aim it into the bowl sit the fuck down”
[quote]Otep wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
I’ve been living in Asia for 8 years now and have still never had to go so bad that I’d risk using a squat toilet.
I should mention that they are becoming more and more rare here…like if you go to a McDonalds or whatnot they have regular bowl toilets. Ha…regular.
[/quote]
Risk?
Dude, just aim your junk so you don’t piss down the back of your pants. If you regularly squat A2G, it’s not a problem. And it’s pretty sanitary, so long as there aren’t tentacle monsters hiding in the plumbing.
I hated those tentacle monsters.[/quote]
I meant when making a little poopsie. That’s one I won’t risk on a squat toilet. They don’t even have handles around them for you to hold on to while you evacuate your bowels.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
This is why I don’t pee anymore. [/quote]
I was going to write “yeah, you just fap instead”, then I realized it was you, not that resident retard mick in your avatar.
[/quote]
why all the hate?
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
diarrhea in a squat toilet
You should always put the the lid down before you flush.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Otep wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
I’ve been living in Asia for 8 years now and have still never had to go so bad that I’d risk using a squat toilet.
I should mention that they are becoming more and more rare here…like if you go to a McDonalds or whatnot they have regular bowl toilets. Ha…regular.
[/quote]
Risk?
Dude, just aim your junk so you don’t piss down the back of your pants. If you regularly squat A2G, it’s not a problem. And it’s pretty sanitary, so long as there aren’t tentacle monsters hiding in the plumbing.
I hated those tentacle monsters.[/quote]
I meant when making a little poopsie. That’s one I won’t risk on a squat toilet. They don’t even have handles around them for you to hold on to while you evacuate your bowels.
[/quote]
x2
Being over 6 feet tall and long-leggity makes these things a pain in the ass. Hard as fuck to balance whilst wearing pants. Fuck 'em.
(but you have one in your apartment–D’oh!!)
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
LMAO…dude, are you in Korea, b/c those are the kind of toilets they have in places over here. I crack up about that all the time. One of my friends had to go one night and was like, “No thanks, I’ll wait till we get back.”
Gremlin
[quote]cct wrote:
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.[/quote]
I prefer this.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
Aside from the squat toilet (I did my time in Asia too), my rule with a significant other has always been “if I have to put the seat down after peeing, we have to have a rule to put the lid down after either of us using said toilet.” That way both sides meet the same requirements. Thankfully, my wife doesn’t insist on me putting down the seat…So I usually don’t.[/quote]
Wait… so if you both adhere to a rule that says you both need to put the lid down, how do you do that while leaving the seat up?
You’ve already broken 2 rules right there.
LOL
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
You should always put the the lid down before you flush.
For this very reason, THAT has become a rule in our home: Always close lid before flushing.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
This is why I don’t pee anymore. [/quote]
I was going to write “yeah, you just fap instead”, then I realized it was you, not that resident retard mick in your avatar.
Agghhhh!!! Foiled again![/quote]
L M A O
That gave me a good laugh.