Last Time You had a Street Fight

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I’ve never been in an actual fight unless you count when I was a bully in elementary school. I was pretty much an asshole then - in 3rd grade there was a kid my mom made me hang out with who was pretty much a loser and he was incredibly annoying, not that i wasn’t incredibly annoying at that age i’m sure. Anyways we were friends for a while but then he ended up getting so annoying I just started attacking him. It got so bad that he had to change schools because I talked shit about him too and I was pretty much his only friend.

I still feel a little bad about it when I think about it. The kid was so messed up by his parents - he was incredibly intelligent but had zero social skills whatsoever. My mom still knows his mom so I know how he ended up - he went to college down in florida or something and didn’t make any friends - he then failed one test for the first time in his life and couldn’t take it so he stopped going to class at all. So this kid with a perfect ACT, SAT, and GPA in high school now works at K-Mart or something. I kinda wonder if his life would’ve been different had I not been such a dick to him in 3rd grade.

Edit: In any case my bullying stopped pretty quick when I got to middle school and things got more serious in that arena and kids actually would hurt each other. In elementary school we just kinda had littly fights that never really ended in anyone getting seriously hurt…not the case when I got to middle school.

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I was hooking it up with this hottie at a party when a STOP sign blocked my cock. I tore that fucker out of the ground.

/story/

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When I was 14 I had a friend that was Lebanese, cool guy, his family moved from NY the Bronx. Anyway his older cousin owned a Diner near our house. He wanted to show off his cousin’s wife as aparently she had huge natural knockers and the horn dog I was I wanted to check it out for myself.

We went in and hi cousin was there, introduced me and I saw his wife, holy shit huge naturals however kind of a butter face. I never stared at her or anything. My friend then said we had to go and his cousin tells us to wash the dishes before we go. I was like, what? We didn’t eat anything. I told him no laughingly thinking it was a joke.

He said if I didn’t wash the dishes he would kick my ass. I laughed again and then he said to his friend sitting in a booth to take me outside and kick my ass! His friend was 18 and got up and grabbed me by the back of the neck and hauled me outside to the back of the diner I couldn’t run away. My friend who was also 14 ran home to get his Dad.

Anyway the guy then proceeded to give me the beating of my life, it ended when he tried to kick me in the head and I moved out of the way and he sprang his ankle and so then I ran home.

I get home and my father asked what the fuck happened to me, I told him not to worry about it I was so angry at myself for not being able to fight back. My Dad brought me to the clinic and I had bruised ribs, a blackeye and various other bruises around my body.

My Dad has a weak heart and I didn’t want him to take matters into his own hands. I wouldn’t cooperate with cops because I didn’t want to get my friend in trouble. His Dad apparently kicked his cousins ass, I just told my Dad I would take care of it later.

Well, fast forward 4 years, now I’m 18 with a background of football, basketball and weights. I come home from school and lo and behold I see the guy from 4 years ago. I walked up to him, I must have looked twice his size and that’s not saying much as he was probably a buck fifty soaking wet.

He was a little taller than me but back then he must have been a foot taller. I asked him if he knew who I was and he said no, I then said maybe this will remind you and punched the shit out of him. My Dad could see from the window what was going on and didn’t call the cops (it was a one sied fight anyway).

I then told the guy, kids grow up fucker.

I went into the house and my Dad looked at me like WTF? I told him, I took care of it. He looked lost for few moments and then it hit him, and I said ,yeah that was the guy.

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[quote]dirtbag wrote:
Lets go back 3 years ago…

I was walking to a strip mall that has a bar in it. It was the middle of summer. And I was going to the variety store to get a cold ice tea.

As I am walking up some drunk idiot is yelling I am not sure who or why I am just minding my biz thinking about that nice cold ice tea waiting for me.

On my way out of the store about to crack open my ice tea stands some drunk 45-50 year old blue collar looking guy about 200 210lbs. And he starts up about something I am not sure. I pretty much tell him to fuck off and sleep it off and he friends laugh at him. Guess that was a bad move on my part. Cause he cocks back and swings wildly.

He misses and grabs me and pushes me up against car with a hood ordainment and its scratching some wounds into my back. So I pushed him off. He tries for another swing. I then wait for swing to go by and grab his shoulders and spin him around so his back faces me. I lock in a choke hold and wrap my legs around his torso. He has nothing to do but pass out.

He passes out and all his drunk buddies are laugh there asses of at there friend getting owned by some kid. The only problem is there buddy is doing the chicken on the ground.

I split as fast as I can. I live only a block away. I am watching out my window with all the lights out and see the ambulance and cops show up. I am thinking great I am going to get a charge for some idiot that attacked me.

Nothing ever came of it. I don’t even know what happened to the guy or his name. But the last time I got into a fight before that was 15 years earlier. I hate fighting but sometimes you have to defend yourself.[/quote]

What happened to the cold Iced Tea?

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[quote]IronWarrior24 wrote:
What happened to the cold Iced Tea?[/quote]

LOL !

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ive been in a couple fights in the past 2 years and all i have to say is people need to grow some balls and have fair fights, no weapons no sucker punches no 5 on 1 just one on one with fists.

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[quote]crod266 wrote:
no 5 on 1 just one on one with fists. [/quote]

I used to find myself in a lot of situations where it was like 3 guys against me, or 5 guys…the worst was one night when an entire party beat the shit out of me…I honestly don’t know what happened…

I think the guy having the party said to me and my 8-10 ‘friends’, ‘hey man you guys gotta go, there’s too many people and I don’t know you all that well and there’s no girls with you’ and we were all like, ‘cool’ and made to leave and then this other guy said, ‘yeah get the fuck out’, and I said, ‘fuck you’…

And the next thing I know like 20 guys are kicking my ass while my ‘friends’ watch from the street…the worst part was when these 2 guys held me while their dad hit me…I think it must’ve been their house…looking back now, I guess it was a great bonding moment for the 3 of them, so I guess I added some good to their lives.

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[quote]crod266 wrote:
ive been in a couple fights in the past 2 years and all i have to say is people need to grow some balls and have fair fights, no weapons no sucker punches no 5 on 1 just one on one with fists. [/quote]

Sorry bud that just doesn’t happen anymore.

And if you happen to beat a d00d one on one… there is a good bet him and his bros will back back to finish the job with some hired guns to boot.

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[quote]sen say wrote:
crod266 wrote:
no 5 on 1 just one on one with fists.

I used to find myself in a lot of situations where it was like 3 guys against me, or 5 guys…the worst was one night when an entire party beat the shit out of me…I honestly don’t know what happened…

I think the guy having the party said to me and my 8-10 ‘friends’, ‘hey man you guys gotta go, there’s too many people and I don’t know you all that well and there’s no girls with you’ and we were all like, ‘cool’ and made to leave and then this other guy said, ‘yeah get the fuck out’, and I said, ‘fuck you’…

And the next thing I know like 20 guys are kicking my ass while my ‘friends’ watch from the street…the worst part was when these 2 guys held me while their dad hit me…I think it must’ve been their house…looking back now, I guess it was a great bonding moment for the 3 of them, so I guess I added some good to their lives.[/quote]

damn his dad too thats fucked up

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[quote]dirtbag wrote:
crod266 wrote:
ive been in a couple fights in the past 2 years and all i have to say is people need to grow some balls and have fair fights, no weapons no sucker punches no 5 on 1 just one on one with fists.

Sorry bud that just doesn’t happen anymore.

And if you happen to beat a d00d one on one… there is a good bet him and his bros will back back to finish the job with some hired guns to boot.[/quote]

ya thtats why u have to make sure u have friends with u haha

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At USC actually,

3 of my friends (at the time) and I get jumped by a gang, they were bloods or at least said they were, I think if they were really bangin’ they would have just shot us…

anyway,

my one friend just stood there, another one jumped in his car and drove off (i never talked to either of them ever again), one buddy (boxer) and myself (primarily wrestler at the time) basically ran shop on about 8 guys.

he started (basically) going one on one with 1 guy and he kept hitting the guy so his friends jumped in, i started throwing his friends, i got hit with a beer bottle by some tall fat guy, but i just shot for his leg and i know i snapped something, ankle probably

The shit hit the fan when i grapped a kid by the throat pushed him against a car windshield and threw an elbow at his face… hit his eye made a shatter pattern in the window I’ve never seen anyone go down so hard in my entire life i know for certain i shattered his orbital (felt something crush and ‘mush’ if that makes sense) but I don’t know about the other damage.

Anyway he let out an ungodly yell so he was seriously hurt and then someone shot a gun into the air and I was gone and over a wall before i even realized I started running

go trojans?

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That is badass.

BADASS.

Me? I don’t fight.

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never really been in a fight because tossing around some of the annoying guys at school who think they are cool… 4 on 1 doesnt matter when I can pick you up over my head lol. I dont like real fights I get to pumped up heart racing and ready to roll…then they usually run away.

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[quote]sen say wrote:
I was hooking it up with this hottie at a party when a STOP sign blocked my cock. I tore that fucker out of the ground.

/story/[/quote]

hahah…

good memory. i laugh everytime i think about that story.

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You guys are all such hardcore badasses! After reading this thread I don’t feel safe going anywhere anymore… I might run into one of you guys and get my head split for “being weird lookin’”

I have never been in a fight. I got jumped once in high school though. That sucked. Since then, I have been using my razor-sharp wit, charm, and brilliant charisma to defuse potential conflict.

I’m seriously really fucking terrified of all you hardcore, badass, warrior, knuckle-dusting, throwdown, drag-out, beat-down, brawler, thug, brutes. Really. Please don’t hurt me…

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[quote]sen say wrote:
crod266 wrote:
no 5 on 1 just one on one with fists.

I used to find myself in a lot of situations where it was like 3 guys against me, or 5 guys…the worst was one night when an entire party beat the shit out of me…I honestly don’t know what happened…

I think the guy having the party said to me and my 8-10 ‘friends’, ‘hey man you guys gotta go, there’s too many people and I don’t know you all that well and there’s no girls with you’ and we were all like, ‘cool’ and made to leave and then this other guy said, ‘yeah get the fuck out’, and I said, ‘fuck you’…

And the next thing I know like 20 guys are kicking my ass while my ‘friends’ watch from the street…the worst part was when these 2 guys held me while their dad hit me…I think it must’ve been their house…looking back now, I guess it was a great bonding moment for the 3 of them, so I guess I added some good to their lives.[/quote]

Sen Say that pisses me off. You should have gone back there(when you where healed up a little) with a baseball bat and crushed them bastards heads in. I hate people like that.

My dad used to run a grocery/liqour store and on at least seven occasions we had gangs of white boys high on something come to us for a ruckus. No one bothered to help us.

His secret weapon was this old wooden stick…its a great tool to level the playing field.

The only time i’ve been genuinely scared was when three guys weighing 220-40 at 6ish feet (when i was 15) came into the back of the store. They were drunk out of their skulls and my dad is on the other side of the door(drunk too!) asking why there was so much noise…i had to lock the door between them and my dad, otherwise someone would have ended up maimed or dead.

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so, very funny this thread started yesterday or day before cause I got in what I’d call the first real fight of my life tonight…

I’m downtown with my friend, we look across the street and see some commotion… we notice that it seems as though a guy is in a girl’s face, about to hit her, obviously untolerable…

I cross the street, but by then it seems like nothing is happening. Out of nowhere, guy runs up and sucker-punches me in the mouth. I’m pretty shocked but I throw a few punches and then grab him and knee him in the nose, he falls down, we stand around like ‘what the hell just happened’ for a bit, and then my friend attacks the guy too, hits him a few times and the guy sprints away. Don’t really know what I could’ve done differently, got a fat lip but have a fair amount of blood on my knee from the guy’s nose. I still can’t get my head around why he just attacked me

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[quote]King of Kings wrote:
The last time i had a street fight was when i was 8 years old hahaha.Ive had people yell out to me and try and start shit but im a pretty laidback dude and just let it slide.
Plus being 6’4 250 pounds helps i suppose.[/quote]

You were 6’4" 250 pounds at age 8?

For me, a few months ago. 2 bigass groups going at it. It was basicly hit whoever you see, and try to not hit people you know.

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Last fight I had was in a bar. I was walking back from the pisser, and there was a group of guys blocking the way.

I tried to slide by and said excuse me, but one guy turns to me and says “you have to ask for permission to get by me.” I had a few drinks by this point so that didn’t sit quite right. I shoved my way past.

Guy #1 grabs me and throws a punch. I slip, fall and bring him down on top of me. His buddy, guy #2, starts throwing blows at me. I keep him at bay with my legs and try to choke the living shit out of guy #1.

Not really sure what happened, but somehow I ended up covered in guy #1’s blood.

The bouncers take us all outside where the cops are waiting. Not sure what happened to guys 1 & 2, but while I was sitting on the sidewalk talking to the cops, my buddy comes over, out of his mind drunk.

He starts pleading with the cops to let me go. In the process, he stumbles backward and falls over the velvet rope outside the bar and lands squarely on his head.

The cops bust up laughing, and eventually let me go without pressing charges.

Comic relief works well in a pinch.

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If bar fights count, a couple years ago.

I was in Rice Village in Houston, Rice University’s neighborhood. But I was there with a few buddies from UH. A group of kids from Rice were at the table next to us.

So of course shit talking commenced and the situation escalated through stolen seats during a trip to the bathroom, “accidentally” spilled beers et cetera.

One of my buds gets really beligerent when drunk. Apparently one in that group did too. They started fighting. To be fair, after a few cuss words were exchanged from a seated position, my friend was hit in the face unexpectedly.

So he swung back and then took the guy to the ground. ( We were all high school wrestlers and some of us, he included, train in BJJ for fun now)

Anyways, he was basically just sitting on the guy and hitting him.

So that dude’s friends jumped in, we jumped in and it was a full on bar brawl until the manager and some employees came out with a few buckets of ice water, poured them on us and threatened with police action.

It was a pretty fun fight really. Nobody was seriously hurt, no one got in trouble ultimately, we were not permanently banned from the bar and as far as I could tell, we won. We’ve seen the guys around individually and as a group since but there hasn’t been a repeat.