Last Time You had a Street Fight

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My one “fight” was around 12-13 years old. A group of 4 or so other kids followed me as I cut through some woods to a basketball court, and acted like they wanted to play too. Hey, the more the merrier I thought, but then it turned into them stomping me for no reason.

It’s weird because I wasn’t scared or anything, the whole time I was thinking “why are you doing this to me? I didn’t do anything.” Then they took off laughing as I dusted myself off and went home. Not hurt at all, just completely confused about what just happened.

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About a month ago I was in Madison, WI got a little too soused, said some silly shit and, apparently, got my face smashed in good by some French Canadien.

Not really a fight per se, seeing as how I didn’t fight back and don’t remember it.

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I’ve been in a number of fights, partially due to growing up with a number of kids ranging in different ages, and was smaller, quiet, and gifted with a pretty fucked up last name for a guy. Especially for growing up in the 70’s and 80’s.

I was in high school, and the kid I hung out with was pretty tough, but we had a love/hate relationship. We’d either be friends, or enemies.

We were on a dead end street that was near my house, and this kid(2) comes over to my friend and says some shit, then tackles him. They’re rolling around on the ground, so I do the smart thing and pull them apart.

Well the kid gets up and starts pushing me, asking me what my fucking problem was, because they were just playing around. I was trying to explain that how the hell was I supposed to know…

That’s when he punches me in the throat. First came the pain, then the panic of not being able to breathe. I was trying to catch my breath, and then he started to come at me again. He stepped in, I kicked him square in the sack and he went down.

Instead of finishing him, I took a minute to finally catch my breath, then as he started get out of the fetal position, I ran my ass home.

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My senior year of high school I got kicked out of a football game when we were playing our rivals because some kid came over to our side, spit on me, so I put him in a rear naked choke and he passed out.

The best part about the whole story is he got his ass kicked and got suspended and nothing happened to me because he started it.(also we won)

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I don’t have any good stories of my own but one of my friend fighting was one of the better fights I’ve seen. Guy walks into a party, talking a ridiculous amount of smack about everyone at the party, my friend just says something like shut up man.

The guy gets right in my buddy’s face, and my buddy is like man I don’t want to fight you, lets just party, the guy keeps yelling, grabs my buddy’s throat(!) so my friend decides that was enough.

Starts punching him, guy tries to throw a few punches, does not succeed, turtles, my friend backs him up into the closet, throws a couple knees, the guy yells ‘okay! okay! I’m done!’ almost crying, everyone laughs, the guy leaves.

Then, honestly, about 3 hours later I saw the same guy wandering around in the rain by himself with no shoes on. Probably my favorite fight that I’ve seen.

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I got knocked out with a bat in one hit lol. You can imagine dodging it, but when you’re actually attacked with one, everything just turns into a blur…and then you wake up.

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[quote]Thomas Gabriel wrote:
I got knocked out with a bat in one hit[/quote]

Vag. Just kidding obviously, that’s brutal. I hate what fights have become. And I wasn’t even around for when they were generally fair

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it was back in 92 or something, some faggot named Gile comes up thinking hes hot shit with his guido haircut and dogtags.

i just came out of my karate class so i was rocking my pure virgin white gi looking badass with my bandana and this dude is all like 3,2,1, FIGHT! and im like “down right fierce” and left him all slouched like a bitch. hes lucky my bro wasnt there too cause hes a blackbelt.

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Personally I avoid any fights I can. I’ve broken up a couple, but that’s about it.

However, I’d be prepared to destroy anyone that threatened me or my family/friends for no reason.

I do have a friend that had a very rough past…he’s told me a couple stories about his old days, going [unarmed] against people with baseball bats…and winning. I wish I’d known him back then.

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Last time I was in a Street Fight it was against this bald headed tall dude, and he kept naming his attacks (Tiger kick, Tiger uppercut) . I gathered my chi and kicked his ass with a spinning leg kick. Out of no where some dude walked in and said “KEN WINS!” It was great. [/quote]

aw you fucking dick, you stole my thing before it was MY thing. wow, what a douche move.

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I haven’t been in a fight since sophomore year of high school. I was all of 120lbs and got my ass kicked by someone on the football team because of some rumor some jackass that didn’t like me started…high school rules.

I took about 10 hard shots to the face/head and was able to get up and walk away though, so at least I know I can take a hit or two. lol

Since getting bigger I haven’t even really gotten that close to a fight except like 3 months ago when some faggot skrawny Metal Heads made some comment to my girl as we were leaving the bar. I told them if they thought they had the balls to comment on my girl in front of me to make a move or shut the fuck up, they walked to their car and left.

I don’t really want to fight, because I don’t want to go to jail. But there are a few things that will make me fight, and one of them is harassing my girl in front of me (or any female for that matter) or doing something to someone in my family. You can egg me on all you want and I probably wont snap though.

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i got in too many fights in middle school and early in high school. but since then, really i’ve just let my wannabe-tough guy friends do their worst on me to see how they’d fair.

they’re the type that want to start a fight just for the hell of it while the rest of us are just trying to have a good time at the bar. i don’t believe in getting aggressive with people in public unless you’re standing up for someone who can’t.

so i talked my friends down and we took it somewhere else. the mexican one kicked non-stop trying to ware me down. i walked him in one direction, and side-stepped him when he kicked and then i moved in to get behind him and choke him out.

with another one, i did pretty much anything you’d see on a ufc fight to this guy. he’s tougher than i thought an uber mens health fan would be, but he had no idea how to wrestle.
the worst i’ve faired to date was against this jacked guy who’s trained in systema and judo…

i could barely touch him, it was fucking unreal! i ask him to spar whenever i see him cause i learn so much from it.

if you’ve never heard of systema, search for it on youtube!!

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Last month I was in Athens for the Georgia Alabama game. Was at a keg party at my buddy’s loft that night. A girl I had known for a few years came up to me and told me she needed my help with her friend’s boyfriend. Said this guy had been yelling at her friend in the hall for half an hour and won’t leave. Being the gentleman I am, and since halftime had just begun, I followed her out into the hallway to investigate.

I walk out there to find this puny wannabe alpha yelling at his “girlfriend” and pointing his finger in her face. Now it might have been because I just watched my beloved dawgs get their asses handed to them by Alabama for the entire first half, or because the sight of this shaggy haired piece of shit unintentionally spitting in his “girlfriend’s” face while whining about her not caring about his feelings was so pathetic and infuriating, but my patience was at an all-time low.

So i walk over to the happy couple, grab this guy by the collar of his shirt and pick him up and pin him against the wall of the hall. I tell him he’s got 10 seconds to leave. He tells me to go fuck myself. Then i feel the mist of his spit hit me in the face. Sloppy drunk. Honestly, i was kinda impressed by this guy’s response.

I had already put the fear of god in him while he was airborne, and I’ve got at least 40 pounds of muscle on this kid. Guess he had to look hard in front of his “girlfriend.” At this point my patience is gone and I decide d that it was to be my duty to whoop this guy’s ass. Hard. I looked around and realized that this is just about the best fight scenario anyone could ask for.

It was inside a building, no cops anywhere, no guys to jump me from behind, and no weapons. The best part is that the girls at the party won’t even think I’m an asshole for laying the mother of all beatings on this clown.

So i start counting. 1…2…3… He’s just standing there looking at me with the blackout drunk glaze over his eyes…4…5…6… i bend down and start tying up my Nikes cause i know its game time…7…8…“What are you really gonna do, man?” the guy stammers. I then stood up and connected with a solid, beautiful right hook. POW right in the kisser.

His eyes rolled back in his head and his knees buckled. He crumpled like a doll. Pathetic. Then he collects himself and gets back up on his feet. I then hit him a few more times. He brought his hands up to try to cover his face. I then threw 3 or 4 uppercuts, all connecting with his nose. He slumped back down to the ground. His nose was touching his ear. Lotta blood starting coming, all over his face and shirt. “Shouldn’t have been talking shit” I said standing over him.

Didn’t even have to take my dip out. Went back to the party and watched the rest of the game. Would have been nice if Georgia came back to win. True story.

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
Renton wrote:
Last time for me was in a bar near in town. Having beers and some guy started taking the piss out of my mate Dave who is in a wheelchair (nothing from the waist down - hips removed, the lot).

I told the guy to get lost and he got louder. His mates egged him on and he went for me. I kicked his ass.

/story

Wow.

Stop making me respect you, ya slimy bastard![/quote]

That’s not a street fight. That’s just cleaning up…

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[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
Last month I was in Athens for the Georgia Alabama game. Was at a keg party at my buddy’s loft that night. A girl I had known for a few years came up to me and told me she needed my help with her friend’s boyfriend etc… [/quote]

Not sure if serious.

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[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
Big Aristotle wrote:
Last month I was in Athens for the Georgia Alabama game. Was at a keg party at my buddy’s loft that night. A girl I had known for a few years came up to me and told me she needed my help with her friend’s boyfriend etc…

Not sure if serious.

[/quote]

other than maybe (no homo) lets keep the bodybuilding.com shit over there.

last time I was in a fight was 2-3 years ago. Kid thought he was tough and wanted to prove him self by fighting me.

Swung at me and missed, I hit him, he fell, got up, swung and missed again, I hit him and he fell on my knee and we both went down. He actually messed up my knee badly I couldnt do anything with the knee for over a months. Horrible pain. But anyways he fell on my knee and he got up faster than I did and he got on my back and put me in a choke hold while I was still on my hands and knee’s getting up.

Now when someone puts you in a choke hold while your on the ground you usually lose…

What went through my head was, and I quote, what use is deadlifting 455 if Im going to lose a fight to someone who doesnt lift

next thing I knew I had flipped him head over heals over my head and onto his back and I just got on top of him and hit him a few times. Now mind you I did this with a really really badly messed up knee. It got mashed inwards and I seriously could not even extend my leg fully when sitting on the couch for weeks.

Looks like those deadlifts did come in handy, I pulled some kung fu shit on that kid flipping him over my back like that. I have no idea how I did it all I know is it happened. Makes me believe in guardian angles because that kid really wanted to hurt me and might have killed me if I couldn’t get him off my neck.

Anyway that was a long time ago and I was allot weaker, since then I have had no problems at all with anyone. Coincidence? Perhaps. I lean more in the direction of people being cowards to anyone other than the small and weak.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Last time I was in a Street Fight it was against this bald headed tall dude, and he kept naming his attacks (Tiger kick, Tiger uppercut) . I gathered my chi and kicked his ass with a spinning leg kick. Out of no where some dude walked in and said “KEN WINS!” It was great.

aw you fucking dick, you stole my thing before it was MY thing. wow, what a douche move.[/quote]

I heard you think it before you thunk it, and I stole the shit out of it, lol. Any consolation yours had a very good narrative quality to it so it’s a double win for both of us.

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It’s been a while since I’ve been in a fight. Even then, my first…and last “street fight” wasn’t really even a fight.

I was out with some of my buds, we were all fairly buzzed and we saw 2 big (read “fat”) rednecks in a fight in the middle of the road (dumbasses). We were entertained because it was just that absurd. The agressor ended up on top of the other guy as his girlfriend ran up behind him to get him to stop. He reached back to wind up for a punch, hit the girl by mistake…I took off.

my friends were like “Ryan, don’t get in this!” but by that point, I was already half way there. Fueled by anger and alcohol, I picked the agressor up and threw him like 6-7ish ft down the road. My friends grabbed the other guy and took him to the sidewalk to make sure he was ok. The agressor sized me up and walked away.

Probably for the best, but damn if I wasn’t fired up after that!

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Lets go back 3 years ago…

I was walking to a strip mall that has a bar in it. It was the middle of summer. And I was going to the variety store to get a cold ice tea.

As I am walking up some drunk idiot is yelling I am not sure who or why I am just minding my biz thinking about that nice cold ice tea waiting for me.

On my way out of the store about to crack open my ice tea stands some drunk 45-50 year old blue collar looking guy about 200 210lbs. And he starts up about something I am not sure. I pretty much tell him to fuck off and sleep it off and he friends laugh at him. Guess that was a bad move on my part. Cause he cocks back and swings wildly.

He misses and grabs me and pushes me up against car with a hood ordainment and its scratching some wounds into my back. So I pushed him off. He tries for another swing. I then wait for swing to go by and grab his shoulders and spin him around so his back faces me. I lock in a choke hold and wrap my legs around his torso. He has nothing to do but pass out.

He passes out and all his drunk buddies are laugh there asses of at there friend getting owned by some kid. The only problem is there buddy is doing the chicken on the ground.

I split as fast as I can. I live only a block away. I am watching out my window with all the lights out and see the ambulance and cops show up. I am thinking great I am going to get a charge for some idiot that attacked me.

Nothing ever came of it. I don’t even know what happened to the guy or his name. But the last time I got into a fight before that was 15 years earlier. I hate fighting but sometimes you have to defend yourself.

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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
My one “fight” was around 12-13 years old. A group of 4 or so other kids followed me as I cut through some woods to a basketball court, and acted like they wanted to play too. Hey, the more the merrier I thought, but then it turned into them stomping me for no reason.

It’s weird because I wasn’t scared or anything, the whole time I was thinking “why are you doing this to me? I didn’t do anything.” Then they took off laughing as I dusted myself off and went home. Not hurt at all, just completely confused about what just happened.[/quote]

Yea i was walking through a field once and got jumped by three white boys, i was shitting myself at the time(lol) and thought the worst. They proceeded to punch me in the face a few times, i felt no real pain and was a bit confused that they were so weak! After that i realised i should always fight back if someone tries to hurt me DUH!

I’ve lived for most of my life around various areas within Stafford, its a VERY racist place(sadly). So i would unfortunately get into fights quite often and always be paranoid something was going to happen to me(I’ve won most of them-the only time is the one mentioned).

But as i’ve become a man i realise a LOT of bad things can happen. So i never start fights(although TBH i want to sometimes).

I’ve been in India for a few weeks now and i wouldn’t dare get into one unless i had no choice, you hear so many crazy things happen here over the most trivial issues.

Lastly I just want to say if any of you lot get into a fight then end it asap, you never know who has a knife or some friends round the corner(i know its been said before-but its still worth mentioning).