Kick In The Nuts

Bigger Stronger Leaner Competitive Bodybuilding
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HandsomeBen77 (9:42:18 PM): i wanna be aroudn 240 by thanksgivingish
RncdSkate (9:42:29 PM): do it
HandsomeBen77 (9:42:43 PM): lol
RncdSkate (9:43:01 PM): i wish that was my problem, its hard work for me to eat so much
HandsomeBen77 (9:43:25 PM): lol
RncdSkate (9:43:32 PM): i wish i could solve everything with less food, that
RncdSkate (9:43:35 PM): d be nice
RncdSkate (9:43:42 PM): that’d
HandsomeBen77 (9:44:22 PM): lol
RncdSkate (9:45:04 PM): how long till thanksgiving?
HandsomeBen77 (9:45:19 PM): 3 monthsish
HandsomeBen77 (9:45:22 PM): 4?
RncdSkate (9:45:49 PM): i’ll shoot for 190
RncdSkate (9:46:12 PM): that’ll be a shitload of food though
RncdSkate (9:46:21 PM): oh well
HandsomeBen77 (9:46:29 PM): lol
RncdSkate (9:47:03 PM): so if i’m not up to 190, give me shit, and if your not down to 240, i’ll give you shit
RncdSkate (9:47:06 PM): deal?
HandsomeBen77 (9:47:31 PM): lol k
RncdSkate (9:48:14 PM): and then if either of us still isn’t at that weight by x-mas. . . we have to think of something really really bad
RncdSkate (9:48:21 PM): any ideas
HandsomeBen77 (9:48:26 PM): lol
RncdSkate (9:48:40 PM): kick in the nuts??
RncdSkate (9:48:57 PM): i could do some serious eating to avoid a kick in the nuts
HandsomeBen77 (9:49:25 PM): lol
RncdSkate (9:49:39 PM): what da ya say, kick in the nuts or what?
HandsomeBen77 (9:50:27 PM): hmmmm
HandsomeBen77 (9:50:31 PM): thats a tad harsh
RncdSkate (9:50:31 PM): tell me that the fear of impending nut kicking wouldn’t motivate you to run and eat less
RncdSkate (9:50:46 PM): dude, i’m giving till x mas to reach your thanksgiving goal
RncdSkate (9:51:10 PM): you’ll have no excuse, you know you could lose it if you were gonna get kicked in the nuts
HandsomeBen77 (9:51:17 PM): lol
HandsomeBen77 (9:51:18 PM): k
HandsomeBen77 (9:51:48 PM): wow if i was 200 id be so ripped
HandsomeBen77 (9:51:54 PM): im orgasming thinkin about it
RncdSkate (9:51:54 PM): deal? If your not 240 by x-mas i can kick you in the nuts, and if i’m not 190 you can kick me in the nuts
HandsomeBen77 (9:52:03 PM): deal
RncdSkate (9:52:07 PM): deal
RncdSkate (9:52:12 PM): i’m printing this

signature ________________________ date ____________

signature ________________________ date ____________

this is the contract between me and my college roomate, i’m 170 hes 265. talk about motivation.

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I like puppy dogs!

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I’m at a loss for words…

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Can I kick you both in the nuts just 'cause ?

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There’d better be a video at the end of this.

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Me: This thread sucks. It needs a kick in the nuts.
T-Nation: lol

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Yeah, I think about 10,000 people just signed up on your contract and are looking forward to doing some nutkicking.

Maybe you should ask for a nut cup for christmas?

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sighs
This thread needs pics.

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more

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yep

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lol

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[quote]chewie wrote:
sighs
This thread needs pics.[/quote]

Nice save!

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[quote]EdChap wrote:
I know I didn’t use instant messaging to talk to my room mates, what a g33k![/quote]

thats because school hasn’t started, we’re in seperate states.

cough cough bag of douche cough

:slight_smile:

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So, I’m bulking too. If I don’t weigh 190 by 6:30 tonight, can I kick you in the nuts?

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[quote]chewie wrote:
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This thread needs pics.[/quote]

Thank you, I love you man. *tear

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So if you don’t make your goal, just start wearing a hard cup. And when he kicks you, fall down and pretend it hurts more that it’s going to even with a hard cup.

Good luck.

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WTF?

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You better eat your ass off, I’ve been kicked in the nuts, twice, and its not fun.

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[quote]evansmi wrote:
HandsomeBen77 (9:42:43 PM): lol
HandsomeBen77 (9:43:25 PM): lol
HandsomeBen77 (9:44:22 PM): lol
HandsomeBen77 (9:46:29 PM): lol
HandsomeBen77 (9:47:31 PM): lol k
HandsomeBen77 (9:48:26 PM): lol
HandsomeBen77 (9:49:25 PM): lol
HandsomeBen77 (9:51:17 PM): lol[/quote]

Call me a skeptic, but I’m not sure a that HandsomeBen77 laughed out loud quite as often as this transcript would lead us to believe.

Also, I’m sot sure a 265 lb Ben would ever be labeled Handsome by anyone other than himself or his mother.

Now he might be the 77th most handsome Ben in your college. But is this really something he should advertise? That your school has 76 better looking Ben’s.

Or maybe he was born in 1977, making him a 29 - 30 year old 265lb collage student. Another thing that leads me to believe this title of Handsome is self assigned and rather misleading.

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I’m sorry, that was harsh.

You guys did the right thing. You picked a goal. Made it public. You even set a penalty if you fail. I think most people where just turned off with the amount of messenger short hand used.

Good luck guys.