Just. Don't. Suck (Part 1)

6.11.19

Woke at 209.8 lbs again. Win.

My wife leaves the bed if I have one. She can’t relax because she thinks I’m going to hit her. I feel terrible about it but I can’t control it. I only had one last night.

I’ve heard they’re a result of falling asleep too fast - like your brain and body are on different pages and the body fights back by twitching…?

Mine are always dream related too.

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Same. My wife gets them more than I do, but I had a big full body twitch the other night. In my dream, one of my crutches went through a catch basin. Even in my dreams, I’m on crutches…

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I only get them if I’m falling asleep in a chair or on the couch. Never happens in bed or a dream. Always right as I’m dozing off and then bam!

I get them too, usually right as I start drifting off to sleep. I think the rate which you fall asleep has to do with it (at least in my case), seems if I start dozing as soon as I hit the pillow my body reacts to entering the dream world.

Meh, I’ve hit my wife so many times. We have a king bed that’s split down the middle with pillows. My arms are long, but the pillow wall is taller than Trump’s so I can’t reach her. This seems to be the only effective way to manage it.

I do it at least 2 times a week.

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My son was very jumpy when he was a baby and he kept startling himself awake, we swaddled him and that solved it. That could be an option!

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Can’t help but sitting here chuckling, I once slammed my wife quite hard right on her head… And she had just been to the dentist and have had a teeth operated out. I wasn’t her favorite the next couple of days.
It’s been a while since I’ve had them though, but at times they’re pretty bad.

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This happens to me too. I usually wake up after wife has returned the favour and punched me in the ear. !

I rarely get them as I fall asleep - I take a while to drift off - unless I’m really tired. Mostly they seem to happen in the morning when I’m dozing between wakes.

6.12.19

Woke at 209.2 lbs. I haven’t officially been tracking my food but my two work meals are still measured. My work meals have been a chicken sandwich or cheeseburger and veggies the past two days and it’ll be the same today.

I’m fighting off another cold/virus. I think it’s killed my appetite which is helpful since I’m not very active these days (at least it feels that way).

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Could just be what I call “office flu”. I feel pretty crap everytime I have to spend a say purely office bound. I put it down to lack of activity.

Training

12" STEP UPS + LATERAL STEP UPS
BW x 15 + 15 ea x 2 sets

SL RDL
60 x 20, 15 ea
The hardest part was holding the weight. Can’t use my right arm so my left didn’t get a break.

SA CABLE PULL DOWN
70 x 20, 15

SA CABLE PRESS
60 x 20
70 x 20

LAT CABLE RAISE (DROP SET)
30 x 8
20 x 12
10 x 6 + 20 partials

SA CABLE ROW (350 SET)
70 x 15, 10, 9

TREADMILL
15 min walk, 10% Incline, 3.4 mph, 0.81 mi

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Hey man, how is everything going after the T-ransformation? Are you gonna try to maintain your current leanness?

6.13.19

Woke up at 209.8 lbs.

I’m holding at 209 pretty well. I intend to stay right here as long as possible. Last year’s bulk and this year’s cut taught me a very important thing:

  • I’ve reached my genetic potential for my life circumstances (I’m sure I could go further if I treated training like a full time job)
  • or I just don’t work as hard as I think I do and as mentioned above, I’m not willing to commit any more resources to the gym

And for the record, I feel like I commit quite a bit of time to the gym by Average Joe standards!

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Nice man. I think that’s probably a good place to be

checking in for a shoulder and new job update. Hows the recovery and how is the desk job going ?

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The job is a learning experience. Taking complaints from people is the easy part. Today I got a new task. I get to review an incident where an officer shot a dog. It was justified but we still have to do a review/report.

The shoulder is doing good. I’m already getting to the point where I forget that I’m not supposed to move my arm and I start using it. It’s going to be a long eight weeks.

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Usually pain will stop you before you do too much, but yeah, you’re a strong dude, so try not to rip any tendons off their anchors!

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Good to hear that the new job is fine.
Whenever we’re using firearms (which is very rare) it’s being reviewed by another office.
Still I would find it very weird to investigate my colleagues, how do you/they treat officers working in that department?

Oh don’t move the freaking arm.

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6.14.19

Woke at 209.6 lbs. That’s a huge victory - we had pizza and ice cream for dinner. My son turned three yesterday but the party is on Sunday. My wife wanted our boy to have a treat on his actual birthday.

We understand it’s a necessary part of the job. We open a complaint every time a citizen calls or comes in to accuse an officer of something. Most are garbage and cleared as unfounded.

Example - yesterday a lady claimed she was sexually assaulted by a post arrest search that was done by a female officer. She also claims the gloves were covered in pepper spray and it caused her skin to burn for the 72 hours she spent on jail. It’s a flat out lie but we’ll look into anyway. I think my new boss wants to track every single complaint to track the stats of false allegations. No one can say we didn’t look into their complaint.

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