WRONG!!!
Here’s Jessica Alba as you’ve NEVER seen her before.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Jenna fucks and sucks in front of a camera for real…Jessica does not(tease). Jenna wins. [/quote]
And again
jenna jameson via STD
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
roybot wrote:
Alba’s movies feature bigger dicks.
Don’t you mean dicks with less talent?[/quote]
A pun responded to with another pun!
Behold, the power of The Force!
Jenna would lose. Jenna’s never done anal on film (that I am aware of). She loses points for that.
IMO, Jameson wins as far as intelligence, sexiness, and acting abilities go, but I would take Alba over Jameson. Alba is only used in movies because she’s attractive, and yet she does nothing with it. After making “Good Luck Chuck,” she said that she absolutely hated how it came out like a porno film.
So she read the script, saw the amount of sex within it, still decided to do it, then she complains about how graphic it was. Even if she scenes were added later, she still saw what was going on when she was filming them. Even after starring in the amount of utter shit she has, she claims that she wants to be taken seriously. Serious actors don’t star in shitty movies. She sounds like a real airhead.
Jameson, on the other hand, sounded perfectly intelligent when she sat down for an interview with Bill O’Reilly. Also, like someone has already stated, she’s marketed herself extremely well. So yes, she’s slutty, but she’s definitely smart. She knows how to promote herself within her field. Jameson is either better or equal to Alba in her acting abilities as well. Every time I see Alba on the screen, I seriously want to shoot myself. She is absolutely terrible at what she does.
I don’t think I’ve ever believed any of her characters. At least Jameson could “suck you in,” no pun intended. 
Last but not least, Jameson is actually sexy–and I’m not even talking about looks at this point–while Alba can only try to have the same sex-appeal. Yet despite her attempts, she has failed horribly.
Seriously take a critical look at Alba in “Good Luck Chuck.” Every scene she does, it honestly looks like an innocent schoolgirl trying to pull off the demeanor of a porn star, which she just can’t do. Even still, I think I’d take Alba over Jameson, simply because she’s more my type.
I worked for Jenna (clubjenna) for years, until they sold to Playboy
Jenna is a bit older than Jessica. Get an even playing field.
and Jenna did thinks Jessica wouldn’t.
to me, Biel wins the overall
Tito bump
I think you mean “Tito Smash”.
Alba wins in the long run. She stayed in better shape and stayed off the cocaine the longest.
Jenna never impressed me. Jessica is cute, but she doesn’t have that “it” about her. She lacks a certain aggression that I like to see in a woman. Jessica Biel has hints of it. Michelle Rodriguez definitely has it. And would wipe the floor with all three. Pity about the Tito/Jenna thing, though.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Otep wrote:
SWR wrote:
Jessica Biel destroys both.
Winona Ryder = one of the most under-rated.
So many other celebrities better looking than either Alba or Jameson ever were.
For example:
Tina Fey
Wat?
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Color me weird, but I think Tina Fey is hot too…[/quote]
put Scarlett johansson at the top of that list
btw…gotta go with jenna over jessica
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??[/quote]
Dat.Ass.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??[/quote]
x2
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??[/quote]
Dat.Ass.[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a pretty girl, I’d smash like the mighty fist of Zeus, but she has an ass like a pancake … she’s has lower back crack.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??[/quote]
Dat.Ass.[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a pretty girl, I’d smash like the mighty fist of Zeus, but she has an ass like a pancake … she’s has lower back crack.[/quote]
Hey, I like pancakes! Better than her having an ass like a waffle, that would be a disaster.
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??[/quote]
Dat.Ass.[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a pretty girl, I’d smash like the mighty fist of Zeus, but she has an ass like a pancake … she’s has lower back crack.[/quote]
Hey, I like pancakes! Better than her having an ass like a waffle, that would be a disaster.[/quote]
Both Jenn AND Jessica are “assably challenged”. If we are going to discuss best asses, we had better find two NEW contenders and start a new thread…Like Jennifer Lopez vs Beyonce.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??[/quote]
Dat.Ass.[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a pretty girl, I’d smash like the mighty fist of Zeus, but she has an ass like a pancake … she’s has lower back crack.[/quote]
Hey, I like pancakes! Better than her having an ass like a waffle, that would be a disaster.[/quote]
Both Jenn AND Jessica are “assably challenged”. If we are going to discuss best asses, we had better find two NEW contenders and start a new thread…Like Jennifer Lopez vs Beyonce.[/quote]
I’d go with Beyonce in a tight race
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??[/quote]
Dat.Ass.[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a pretty girl, I’d smash like the mighty fist of Zeus, but she has an ass like a pancake … she’s has lower back crack.[/quote]
Hey, I like pancakes! Better than her having an ass like a waffle, that would be a disaster.[/quote]
Both Jenn AND Jessica are “assably challenged”. If we are going to discuss best asses, we had better find two NEW contenders and start a new thread…Like Jennifer Lopez vs Beyonce.[/quote]
I’d go with Beyonce in a tight race[/quote]
JLo just has the “I’m sluttier” vibe going on, which makes her a winner in my book.