[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
HOW COULD YOU RESIST THAT ASS?[/quote]
what ass??[/quote]
Dat.Ass.[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a pretty girl, I’d smash like the mighty fist of Zeus, but she has an ass like a pancake … she’s has lower back crack.[/quote]
Hey, I like pancakes! Better than her having an ass like a waffle, that would be a disaster.[/quote]
Both Jenn AND Jessica are “assably challenged”. If we are going to discuss best asses, we had better find two NEW contenders and start a new thread…Like Jennifer Lopez vs Beyonce.[/quote]
I’d go with Beyonce in a tight race[/quote]
JLo just has the “I’m sluttier” vibe going on, which makes her a winner in my book.[/quote]
I dunno, I don’t think she looked good as a fly girl tho
And Beyonce’s always been sexy. Plus (I haven’t watched a music video in a loooong time) Beyonce looked pretty slutty gyrating in her Crazy In Love video which was AWESOME
I was never a big fan of Beyonce’s until I saw the video for “Videophone.” I was spellbound by her ass. To hell with Zeus, I would hit that with the might of all Titans and Olympians combined!!
Oh shit…this is just wrong…I want to laugh but I feel it’s inappropriate to do so since this just happened…screw it, HaHaHaHa…
“In Tito’s defense, Jenna loves to be handcuffed, ball-gagged, choked, spanked in the a*, slapped in the face, whipped, spit on, and * - all while being called a w*e. So how was he supposed to know she didn’t also like being punched in the face? Seems like an honest mistake to me.”
It’s all staged … Jenna’s just mad Joclyn James is getting more publicity than she is so she needed to step it up a notch in the cliched sex-workers ring
Alba wins it hands down. I was actually at the AVN awards a couple years ago when Jenna had her mini meltdown while presenting her “crossover star” award. It was like watching a car wreck.
the more i think about this, and I’ve been thinking about it a lot today, it’s really not a fair comparison…porn star vs barely A-list celebrity is like apples vs oranges…
good comparison would be:
jenna jameson vs bree olsen
[quote]zeik09 wrote:
the more i think about this, and I’ve been thinking about it a lot today, it’s really not a fair comparison…porn star vs barely A-list celebrity is like apples vs oranges…
good comparison would be:
jenna jameson vs bree olsen
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Most of the people in porn or fighting sports are near-mental patients as it is. That’s what makes them entertaining – they’re not sane. [/quote]
They entertain because fucking and fighting were the first forms of entertainment. Then we became civilized and started to watch fucking and fighting on pay-per-view instead…
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Most of the people in porn or fighting sports are near-mental patients as it is. That’s what makes them entertaining – they’re not sane. [/quote]
They entertain because fucking and fighting were the first forms of entertainment. Then we became civilized and started to watch fucking and fighting on pay-per-view instead…[/quote]
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Most of the people in porn or fighting sports are near-mental patients as it is. That’s what makes them entertaining – they’re not sane. [/quote]
They entertain because fucking and fighting were the first forms of entertainment. Then we became civilized and started to watch fucking and fighting on pay-per-view instead…[/quote]
Post of the year, or may I say decade.[/quote]
Thanks! In many ways Jenna and Tito are the perfect couple.
