Respect to Tito Ortiz, hell of a fighter, terrible taste in women though. Jenna looks all used up, with boobs hanging down to her waste. I read that you age a year for every time someone blows their load on your face, hence she looks like beef jerky.
[quote]rsg wrote:
Kalle wrote:
This is T-Nation not E! News
Exactly. Fuck celebrities, unless they bringing something to our tables.[/quote]
Point of the post was missed, let me clarify.
I wouldn’t fuck celebrities, not even with a borrowed dick.
The point here was that the fittness lifestyle is most likely better for your health than plastic surgery. Do you know of anyone whose stomach looks all goblygooked from sit ups or leg raises?
I’ll be first one to discourage my wife from getting any work done, instead I’ll cheer her on to put in hard work in the gym. In the long run any short term fixes come to bite you in the stomach or butt or face.
Respect to Tito Ortiz, hell of a fighter, terrible taste in women though. Jenna looks all used up, with boobs hanging down to her waste. I read that you age a year for every time someone blows their load on your face, hence she looks like beef jerky.
Can you think of any others?
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Ack! I didn’t even recognize that as Jenna Jameson. On the topic of being superficial, Tito Ortiz has the ugliest melon I’ve ever seen in my life.
Also, regardless of the other cited imperfections, both of those pictures sure do represent some fine plastic surgical work in other areas…
[quote]TKOWKD1 wrote:
rsg wrote:
Kalle wrote:
This is T-Nation not E! News
Exactly. Fuck celebrities, unless they bringing something to our tables.
Point of the post was missed, let me clarify.
I wouldn’t fuck celebrities, not even with a borrowed dick.
The point here was that the fittness lifestyle is most likely better for your health than plastic surgery. Do you know of anyone whose stomach looks all goblygooked from sit ups or leg raises?
I’ll be first one to discourage my wife from getting any work done, instead I’ll cheer her on to put in hard work in the gym. In the long run any short term fixes come to bite you in the stomach or butt or face.
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Gotcha, I agree and nice job on using gooblygooked in a sentance.
Tito is one ugly motherfucker. He looks like a shaved version of Donkey Kong and he fights like a little bitch. Pansy kept grabbing the side of the cage in the last fight so he couldn’t be thrown, then when he finally did let go he got HANDLED. He’s a good fighter, but he talks too much trash and he isn’t even good at that.
[quote]Arc_1mpuls3 wrote:
Tito is one ugly motherfucker. He looks like a shaved version of Donkey Kong and he fights like a little bitch. Pansy kept grabbing the side of the cage in the last fight[/quote]
That pansy little bitch would stomp a new mudhole in your ass.
I not a fan of his style, but he carried the UFC during the pre-TUF dark ages and is still one of the top 15 LHW fighters in the world. At least show a modicum of respect for the guy.
[quote]Steve4192 wrote:
That pansy little bitch would stomp a new mudhole in your ass.
I not a fan of his style, but he carried the UFC during the pre-TUF dark ages and is still one of the top 15 LHW fighters in the world. At least show a modicum of respect for the guy.[/quote]
Good for him, on both being able to kick my ass and carryingthe UFC during the pre-TUF dark ages. In my book, respect is earned, and can be taken away. With bitchy moves like his last fight and just how much of a prick the guy is, he gets none of my respect.
Five points and 6 oz. of respect to the person who can identify this once super hot porn star, who now looks like an ethiopian porn star except she lives in Malibu.
Hint: She has a “Heart Breaker” tatoo.
Is it scurvy or is it AIDS?
Do you think Tito Ortiz condomizes? I would for sure.
[quote]TKOWKD1 wrote:
Five points and 6 oz. of respect to the person who can identify this once super hot porn star, who now looks like an ethiopian porn star except she lives in Malibu.
Hint: She has a “Heart Breaker” tatoo.
Is it scurvy or is it AIDS?
Do you think Tito Ortiz condomizes? I would for sure.
