[quote]1471741 wrote:
Oleena wrote:
SWR wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
My vote.
butterface IMO, even at her best; everything looked good butt her face.
I call bullshit. I know men, and if this face walked up to any straight man in a bar, he would try to fuck it, even without a body visual.
Nah, if that face walked up to any straight man in a bar, he would call it a trap.
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x2
+1 for Alba.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
SWR wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
My vote.
butterface IMO, even at her best; everything looked good butt her face.
I call bullshit. I know men, and if this face walked up to any straight man in a bar, he would try to fuck it, even without a body visual.
[/quote]
She’s really not my type. Honestly.
You, on the other hand…well, lets just say you don’t look anything like her. 
Alba > Jameson, or Alba == Jameson 10 years ago.
Jessica Alba is so hot and attractive that having her undies so that I can sniff every night would be enough for me.
heres the real challenge, Jamie Eason vs Jessica Alba
Hmmmm, didn’t bother to read through this thread, but I call it a win because it made me think of Jenna and Jessica. Why should you have to choose?
[quote]brewcrew78 wrote:
roybot wrote:
Otep wrote:
SWR wrote:
So many other celebrities better looking than either Alba or Jameson ever were.
For example:
Tina Fey
Wat?
Color me weird, but I think Tina Fey is hot too…
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Ehhh. Tina Fey looks really hot sometimes, but others she looks like an average woman. Depends on the camera angle and other factors, a lot like Ms. Jameson if I may say so. I know celebrities have bad pics, but even in bad pics someone like Jessica Alba is still smokin’
But she writes a pretty funny show, so that helps.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
I call bullshit. I know men, and if this face walked up to any straight man in a bar, he would try to fuck it, even without a body visual.
[/quote]
This,
[quote]elnyka wrote:
Alba == Jameson 10 years ago.
Jessica Alba is so hot and attractive that having her undies so that I can sniff every night would be enough for me.[/quote]
and this.
She played Invisible Girl. WIN.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
SWR wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
My vote.
butterface IMO, even at her best; everything looked good butt her face.
I call bullshit. I know men, and if this face walked up to any straight man in a bar, he would try to fuck it, even without a body visual.
[/quote]
Jenna is not hot at all, IMO. Call me gay or whatever but fuckkkk meee Jessica Alba is hot. The only crush I have on a celebrity. Jenna seems to high maintenance for me which is a turn off.
Jessica for the vote.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Call me gay or whatever but fuckkkk meee Jessica Alba is hot. The only crush I have on a celebrity.[/quote]
same here!
[quote]brewcrew78 wrote:
roybot wrote:
Otep wrote:
SWR wrote:
Jessica Biel destroys both.
Winona Ryder = one of the most under-rated.
So many other celebrities better looking than either Alba or Jameson ever were.
For example:
Tina Fey
Wat?
Color me weird, but I think Tina Fey is hot too…
x3[/quote]
x4 and who the hell is that in your avatar?
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
brewcrew78 wrote:
roybot wrote:
Otep wrote:
SWR wrote:
Jessica Biel destroys both.
Winona Ryder = one of the most under-rated.
So many other celebrities better looking than either Alba or Jameson ever were.
For example:
Tina Fey
Wat?
Color me weird, but I think Tina Fey is hot too…
x3
x4 and who the hell is that in your avatar?[/quote]
Nobody shakes an ass like that but one: That has got to be Shakira.
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
brewcrew78 wrote:
roybot wrote:
Otep wrote:
SWR wrote:
Jessica Biel destroys both.
Winona Ryder = one of the most under-rated.
So many other celebrities better looking than either Alba or Jameson ever were.
For example:
Tina Fey
Wat?
Color me weird, but I think Tina Fey is hot too…
x3
x4 and who the hell is that in your avatar?[/quote]
It’s possible we have a difference of opinion.
It’s more likely that you are all wrong. I have bolded the relevant section in the original post.
I’m not saying Tina Fey isn’t attractive, or that I wouldn’t do bad things to her over my lunch break, I’m just saying that as awesome as she is, the above statement is wrong.
[quote]Otep wrote:
I’m just saying that as awesome as she is, the above statement is wrong.[/quote]
I would still take Tina Fey over Jenna Jameson even after I banged Tina for years.
On a scale of celebrity hotness, she’s a 9 to Jenna’s 7.
younger Jenna = Ginger
Jessica = Mary Ann
Older puffy-lipped sun-baked Jenna = Gilligan
Jessica Alba is beautiful and gorgeous.
Jenna Jameson, in her prime, is hot.
jessica is way more my style of girl, id pick her any day.
Personally, I would take the one who spends the most time at the gym working for what she wants, NOT sitting in front of the TV. On this thread the question was asked Jenna vs. Jessica, Jessica totally. Jenna might be able to fuck, but what else? I’m willing to bet she doesn’t win any contests for brains. Somewhere above this post, someone asked about Jemie and I would HAVE to take her above just about anyone else I know of.
I mean we get to see some stunning pictures of a goddess here on earth. I’m sure you can make anyone look bad even me at the right angle/lighting but Miss Eason is always something to look at. See if I could just find the girl who works as hard as Jamie Eason, just in the 6’ range. Then this world would be a bright and generous world! ; ) Too bad Jessica Biel is only in the 5’8" range ; )
[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
Jenna might be able to fuck, but what else? I’m willing to bet she doesn’t win any contests for brains.[/quote]
Say what, now? Call me crazy, but I don’t think you get to the level of success she has simply by being a generic, brain-dead, dick-taking pornstar.
There are hotter whores out there than her. There are filthier ones on camera, as well. She was able to suck and market her way to being pretty much a household name.
How successful are you at whatever it is you do?
Or a three way with both.
Ok, serious answer to Dr. X’s original question - who would win and why?
Winner: Jenna. Put them both in the cage. At the start of round one, they are both circling each other. Jenna has her pelvis menacingly pushing forward, taunting Alba to take her down.
Alba goes for it, trying to run over Jenna going for the takedown. However, it was a ruse - Jenna immediately butt flops and, with hands behind her knees, pulls guard (her extensive background in teh pr0n! translates well into this area of combat).
Alba tries to stop, but she carries so much momentum that she cannot stop. Her bubblelicious, poundable, watermelonish latina ass was accelerated in the process. So massive that it kinda pulled the Moon out for a fraction of its orbit, it cannot slow down. Alba realizes she fell to a trap and as she inescapably moves forward Jenna’s trap, her eyes wide open in terror as if she seeing a monster dick, she let’s an “Ay Papi!” cry slips her cute and tight man pleaser.
Jenna, as the veteran she is, uses the athletic reflexes that allowed her to win numerous “Fuck It Like You Own It!” and “Ride The Salami” awards. She goes for the kills. In a split second (no pun intended), she pulls her ankles in opposite directions, her hamstrings making a perfect horizontal line, followed immediately by a second, near-instantaneous pull that brings her ankles behind her neck.
The maneuver creates a nut crushing pull comparable to the pull from the vacuum of space, pulling Alba and that awesome ass of hers to the Great Pit of Carkoon that Jenna’s overused vag is, to be slowly digested by the Mighty Sarlacc next to many a man who dared to push a nut a little bit too deep.
[quote]Otep wrote:
I’m not saying Tina Fey isn’t attractive, or that I wouldn’t do bad things to her over my lunch break, I’m just saying that as awesome as she is, the above statement is wrong.[/quote]
It’s wrong…but oh so right.