[quote]Hallowed wrote:
yeah
but did you bend over and make it clap?
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I’m a bartender and she was a customer. She didn’t tip, so the answer is no. And there’s absolutely not enough jelly back there to clap.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
yeah
but did you bend over and make it clap?
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I’m a bartender and she was a customer. She didn’t tip, so the answer is no. And there’s absolutely not enough jelly back there to clap.
Stop buying jeggings.
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
damnit. so basically the solution is to just buy inexpensive jeans so i can afford to replace them. [/quote]
Find cheaper places to buy expensive jeans. TJ Max, Kohls and Marshalls all carry good jeans at half the price. I’m a fan of Lucky jeans and get them at T.J. Max for $35 as apposed to the mall where they are $80+.[/quote]
I wear mostly Lucky jeans as well. They seem to fit well and be pretty durable. Does anyone have any suggestions for any other brands that are Skinny as hell that would fit under the “designer” category? Iheard 7’s mentioned but those always fit way too snug.
It’s less about the brand than it is about finding jeans that can fit properly at the waist but still accommodate legs appropriately. On the cheap end there’s Uniqlo, which has a fit that worked for me at ~$30 a pair. It’s true you can just size up a ton, but I dislike the bunching under the belt and the space at the hips.
This is all a moot point if you can get away with baggy jeans and sweats or you wear scrubs to work.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Stop buying jeggings.[/quote]
make it clap
[quote]grettiron wrote:
Anyone actually patch 'em? I’ve saved all the pairs with that particular hole with the hope that I’d patch them one day. How did you do it? Sew-on or iron-on?[/quote]
Yeah, a few years back I bought two pairs of jeans that blew out at the crotch, and patched 'em both myself with a needle and thread and some denim patches I grabbed from an old pair of like-coloured jeans. Gave me a few extra months. I was on a tight budget at the time, since I was in my undergrad, so it was worth it at the time (although I’d suggest using an actual sowing machine if you know how, or buying some heavy duty thread at the least).
I’ve stopped buying that brand, and went with cheaper brands, but the material is thicker. I’ve only had 1 pair in the past 2 years start chafing through the crotch, so not too bad, considering I wear my jeans into the ground.
[quote]DBAR wrote:
Same problem here. I’m NOT big, but I do carry most of weight around the thigh region. As far as durability. Levi 501s have been my go to jean for years. Those things, for me are indestructible. [/quote]
Shut up. You’re skinny.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]DBAR wrote:
Same problem here. I’m NOT big, but I do carry most of weight around the thigh region. As far as durability. Levi 501s have been my go to jean for years. Those things, for me are indestructible. [/quote]
Shut up. You’re small, skinny as fuck and you have weird ass nipples.[/quote]
Lol
Threads like this make me wonder why mine I made a few months ago got deleted.
90% of people who say jeans don’t fit them are lying. If your legs are not over 28" then its not that hard to find pants that fit.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Easy to say when shorts fit like pants. They are not skinny jeans, just fit like it. I couldn’t get Skinny jeans past my calf’s.[/quote]
I was referring to the OP, Testy.
But feel free keeping that insecurity complex rolling.
lol
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Aww man, just messin with ya.
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
The one jeans that I had a problem with tearing is the freaking originator of jeans,Levis. I shop at Zara for my jeans now. Sure they might be a tad on the expensive side (60-80 bucks) but they are very durable and they look amazing.[/quote]
How do you fit into anything from that store?
And I have have this problem too; my older jeans have holes in the crotch area regardless of price/quality and a few of the shorts I bought just this past summer do as well.
On another note, I’ve been wearing some Kenneth Cole jeans I got from Sam’s Club that have spandex in them and they actually seem to be holding up okay.
“I can’t wear skinny jeans”… cuz my glutes don’t fit 0_o
[quote]GrayCrane wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
The one jeans that I had a problem with tearing is the freaking originator of jeans,Levis. I shop at Zara for my jeans now. Sure they might be a tad on the expensive side (60-80 bucks) but they are very durable and they look amazing.[/quote]
How do you fit into anything from that store?
And I have have this problem too; my older jeans have holes in the crotch area regardless of price/quality and a few of the shorts I bought just this past summer do as well.
On another note, I’ve been wearing some Kenneth Cole jeans I got from Sam’s Club that have spandex in them and they actually seem to be holding up okay.[/quote]
Zara is a Spaniard brand so they use the European size difference. Okay,my waist size is 32 for example,for their size I would be a 36. I usually get a straight cut and nothing else. The reason why WE have holes near the groin area is because if you do any kind of stretching and lifting,they will tear. Im a stocker at my job and im always bending over and squatting to stock furniture or water or bags of rice.
If you’re SOOOO massive that you just can’t find jeans that fit without buying 3 sizes up…find a damn tailor. It’s not hard. It’ll cost you 10-15 bucks and your damn pants will fit.
At 245, I can sympathize with the OP, but I’ll bet anything he’s just wearing them low and/or needs to squat more.
Also, I’ve had really good luck with Banana Republic (relaxed fit, straight or boot) jeans. They do tend to fade/shrink quickly so make sure you wash them in cold, inside out, and air dry.
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]DBAR wrote:
Same problem here. I’m NOT big, but I do carry most of weight around the thigh region. As far as durability. Levi 501s have been my go to jean for years. Those things, for me are indestructible. [/quote]
Shut up. You’re small, skinny as fuck and you have weird ass nipples.[/quote]
Lol[/quote]
Thank you for your kind words. As far as my nipples, I cannot help my gynocomastia. I’ve had it since I was 12 and it has not gone away. Yes, as far as my comments go, perhaps it was stupid to say I have even somewhat of a similar problem. Next time I’ll continue to lurk. It seems the better method by which to explore these forums
I really only wear 3 or 4 different jeans, and I’ve had 'em all for at 3+ years and they’ve held up fine. Bought a badass pair of looser fitting 7’s at a thrift store for $20 that were worn at the knee, but sewed that up and now they’re good. If your jeans are ripping then it’s shitty stitching or material. Denim is pretty durable and should not rip.
legs are 30, just buy bigger jeans it’s nothing resembling complex. They slip? Get a belt. SCIENCE!
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
“I can’t wear skinny jeans”… cuz my glutes don’t fit 0_o
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Also this is awesome.
[quote]thrilllho wrote:
If you’re SOOOO massive that you just can’t find jeans that fit without buying 3 sizes up…find a damn tailor. It’s not hard. It’ll cost you 10-15 bucks and your damn pants will fit.
At 245, I can sympathize with the OP, but I’ll bet anything he’s just wearing them low and/or needs to squat more.
Also, I’ve had really good luck with Banana Republic (relaxed fit, straight or boot) jeans. They do tend to fade/shrink quickly so make sure you wash them in cold, inside out, and air dry.[/quote]
I’ll take you up on that bet. It might actually have something to do with the way we walk or maybe our hip size, but our inner thighs just rub together with every step unless we purposely hold our legs past shoulder width apart.
And it sounds like you’ve not really had pants tailored before, but if you buy something that fits the legs and has a good length but a few extra inches in the waist and get that tailored, unless you want them to completely remake the pants, it ends up being an eternal wedgie.