It's Only Gay if You Make Eye Contact

“I love a quick cuddle. Just so you remember your friends are around and are there for you.â?? This is John, a self-identified straight guy who took part in a study investigating attitudes toward same-sex cuddling at a university in the U.K. Researchers found that 97.5% of heterosexual, male college athletes have shared a bed with another guy and 93.5% have indulged in spooning. â??We very often have hangover cuddles and naps together,â?? reported another participant named Max.”

What…thee…fuck…is this shit?

I can’t imagine participating in this and still considering oneself to be heterosexual. Am I wrong? And what the fuck is wrong with society? This is considered normal among heterosexual guys?

We are getting too soft as a society, too emotional, too PUSSIFIED.

What if you saw your little boy doing this and he still claimed to be hetero, what would you say?

I don’t believe it.

I don’t even GAF if it’s true.

But I don’t believe it.

Looks like college students all know the meaning of trolling.

All my edit’s disappeared…

The article should have been titled, “%97 of straight athletes like to give bullshit answers to stupid surveys.”

That would be much more believable.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

“I love a quick cuddle. Just so you remember your friends are around and are there for you.â?? This is John, a self-identified straight guy who took part in a study investigating attitudes toward same-sex cuddling at a university in the U.K. Researchers found that 97.5% of heterosexual, male college athletes have shared a bed with another guy and 93.5% have indulged in spooning. â??We very often have hangover cuddles and naps together,â?? reported another participant named Max.”

What…thee…fuck…is this shit?

I can’t imagine participating in this and still considering oneself to be heterosexual. Am I wrong? And what the fuck is wrong with society? This is considered normal among heterosexual guys?

We are getting too soft as a society, too emotional, too PUSSIFIED.

What if you saw your little boy doing this and he still claimed to be hetero, what would you say?
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That it bothers you so much says more about you than anything else.

[quote]seekonk wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

“I love a quick cuddle. Just so you remember your friends are around and are there for you.Ã??Ã?¢?? This is John, a self-identified straight guy who took part in a study investigating attitudes toward same-sex cuddling at a university in the U.K. Researchers found that 97.5% of heterosexual, male college athletes have shared a bed with another guy and 93.5% have indulged in spooning. Ã??Ã?¢??We very often have hangover cuddles and naps together,Ã??Ã?¢?? reported another participant named Max.”

What…thee…fuck…is this shit?

I can’t imagine participating in this and still considering oneself to be heterosexual. Am I wrong? And what the fuck is wrong with society? This is considered normal among heterosexual guys?

We are getting too soft as a society, too emotional, too PUSSIFIED.

What if you saw your little boy doing this and he still claimed to be hetero, what would you say?
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That it bothers you so much says more about you than anything else.
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and what does it say about me?

that it DOESN’T bother you says a lot about YOU.

Guys, guys, guys…

If we’re going to argue over some made-up piece of writing, shouldn’t this be moved to PWI?

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Guys, guys, guys…

If we’re going to argue over some made-up piece of writing, shouldn’t this be moved to PWI?[/quote]
lol

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Guys, guys, guys…

If we’re going to argue over some made-up piece of writing, shouldn’t this be moved to PWI?[/quote]

nice

At minimum it says you care quite a bit about what people do alone in their private time.

I don’t know what any of this has to do with society progressing to a more soft, emotional, or pussified status.

I don’t know if any of you have been in a football team locker room, things can get pretty suspect in there. There’s always a few guys that are always a little too touchy. My friend once told me, " It doesn’t count if you call “no homo”. It says so in the bible." LOL

[quote]SirTroyRobert wrote:
I don’t know if any of you have been in a football team locker room, things can get pretty suspect in there. There’s always a few guys that are always a little too touchy. My friend once told me, " It doesn’t count if you call “no homo”. It says so in the bible." LOL[/quote]

American football or soccer?

[quote]LoRez wrote:

American football or soccer?[/quote]

One respondent, who identified himself as Napoleon P. Bonerfart from Lake Titicaca, made it very clear that he was one of the 4% who has shared a bed with another man but has not moved on to spooning.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

American football or soccer?[/quote]

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Huehuehue

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]SirTroyRobert wrote:
I don’t know if any of you have been in a football team locker room, things can get pretty suspect in there. There’s always a few guys that are always a little too touchy. My friend once told me, " It doesn’t count if you call “no homo”. It says so in the bible." LOL[/quote]

Been in many football locker rooms (not lately though) and things never “got pretty suspect.”
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Must be a recent phenomenon.

[quote]CroatianRage wrote:
At minimum it says you care quite a bit about what people do alone in their private time.

I don’t know what any of this has to do with society progressing to a more soft, emotional, or pussified status.[/quote]

I care not at all about what others do (really)

I care a lot about what facilitates some very odd behavior. It’s about keeping shit right.

you can hear it in the music.
see it in the anti-bullying campaigns.
see it in the liberal thinking that is so common these days.
you can detect it in the kids these days.

No one wants to accept challenges anymore.
No one wants to pave their own way and be themselves.

we are losing our ability to individuals.

Wasn’t the study conducted in the UK? I thought in the majority of the world outside the US, doing gay stuff was normal and not looked at as weird? That doesn’t raise any eyebrows as far as I’m concerned.

Now if it was conducted in the US, it would be weird. But at the end of the day, who cares? If people want to stay undercover and do a bad job hiding it, that’s their business. Gay =/= pussified

[quote]TDub301 wrote:
Wasn’[/quote]
Right.