And yet I do so love this. Its like watching a waterfall in the tropics while birds sing from the trees.
“She missed a step so I punched her in the ribs and she was making little girl sounds like, oooh, aaah. Then I invited her back to my room and I fornicated with her because that’s how I do. Because you shouldn’t be talkin to me unless you want to fornicate. How she gon come up to my room and cry rape? I wanted to kick her kids in the testicles cause that’s the kind of pain I’m feeling. Can’t I get laid? Can’t I get a blowjob?”
On a serious note, looks like the kept it pretty simple for him. I’d expect him to be able to handle footwork but he was a bit heavy footed - expected him to be lighter on his feet. He looked like a dancing bear instead. Watching him step and fetch it for the man is so sad. I thought he was going to curtsy at one point and pull up his skirt.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
“She missed a step so I punched her in the ribs and she was making little girl sounds like, oooh, aaah. Then I invited her back to my room and I fornicated with her because that’s how I do. Because you shouldn’t be talkin to me unless you want to fornicate. How she gon come up to my room and cry rape? I wanted to kick her kids in the testicles cause that’s the kind of pain I’m feeling. Can’t I get laid? Can’t I get a blowjob?”[/quote]
LOL
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
“She missed a step so I punched her in the ribs and she was making little girl sounds like, oooh, aaah. Then I invited her back to my room and I fornicated with her because that’s how I do. Because you shouldn’t be talkin to me unless you want to fornicate. How she gon come up to my room and cry rape? I wanted to kick her kids in the testicles cause that’s the kind of pain I’m feeling. Can’t I get laid? Can’t I get a blowjob?”
On a serious note, looks like the kept it pretty simple for him. I’d expect him to be able to handle footwork but he was a bit heavy footed - expected him to be lighter on his feet. He looked like a dancing bear instead. Watching him step and fetch it for the man is so sad. I thought he was going to curtsy at one point and pull up his skirt.[/quote]
^^^
OK now that was funny, I was wondering the same thing I mean unless they worried of him moving to fast and the wind from his hands knocking her down.
Funny thing is as a kid I thought he would be the most dominating Heavy Weight of all times…damnnn
[quote]four60 wrote:
Funny thing is as a kid I thought he would be the most dominating Heavy Weight of all times…damnnn[/quote]
And he was…just more briefly than what was expected or possible by him. Can you recall another fighter in your life time that OTHER FIGHTERS were actually AFRAID of? When he was at the top of his game, with the right people/trainers around him, he was one of the best ever.
As those people left him, and his arrogance grew, he believed more in his own legend than good technique and as a result, swung for the fence every time at bat. His demons were greater than his talent - and he had demons to spare.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
Funny thing is as a kid I thought he would be the most dominating Heavy Weight of all times…damnnn[/quote]
And he was…just more briefly than what was expected or possible by him. Can you recall another fighter in your life time that OTHER FIGHTERS were actually AFRAID of? When he was at the top of his game, with the right people/trainers around him, he was one of the best ever.
As those people left him, and his arrogance grew, he believed more in his own legend than good technique and as a result, swung for the fence every time at bat. His demons were greater than his talent - and he had demons to spare.[/quote]
Yes the two biggest losses were Cus Demato and his manager. Can’t remember his name but they were the only two Tyson trusted as a kid to adult. But your right he had fear come to the ring before he even got out of his car. Some good times to be a fight fan.