OK, so I’m a mental health counselor, I work for a residential location where we have a number of clients who live both in the house where I work and in the surrounding community. Many of them are on weapons grade narcotics that we have to keep locked away behind several locked doors/safes. I come to work today, and it’s time to count the medications, which we have to do every few hours.
I open up the safe for the lady that has most of our narcotics…and there’s one sheet of her meds, one empty bottle with 4 of her horse-pill sized valiums left in it…and nothing else. There should be 10 fucking bottles in there. I call both team leaders, and all my coworkers who have already left for the day. I’m tearing the fucking house apart, nothing. My coworkers aren’t calling back, so I’m on the phone with the team leaders trying to figure out what the fuck happened.
Anytime a med leaves the house you have to log that, according to the log there should be 10 bottles of meds in that safe. I recall one of the people I work with mentioning that they were going to eventually be taking the bottles to a local CVS to get put into bubblepacks (sheets that have individual blisters for each pill, makes them easier to count). I have to call half the fucking CVS’s in the area (I live in Boston), before I find the one that has our pills.
So this girl basically took all of the meds, didn’t sign them out, didn’t tell anyone where the fuck they were, AND left one of the bottles behind for some reason. That’s what baffles me: why did she leave behind 4 fucking valium pills in a bottle back here, which makes it look like someone stole the other 86 out of the bottle. And why the FUCK would you not sign that shit out? It’s the ONE FUCKING THING you have to do if you’re taking a medication outside of the program. How long is the checklist to take a fucking pill out of the program? One. One fuckign item long. It’s not even a checklist. It’s “Hmmm am I fucktard or did I sign this shit out”. There is no checklist. Just one thing. Sign the fucking pill out so I don’t stand around with my dick in my hand for 3 hours trying to figure out why the fuck we’re missing half our fucking meds. FUCK. ME.
You’re a mental health counselor? That makes me like your rant even more. It’s kinda like when a doctor gets sick, or a dentist gets a cavity, or a fireman’s house burns down. Maybe it’s not funny ha ha?
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
Sign the fucking pill out so I don’t stand around with my dick in my hand for 3 hours trying to figure out why the fuck Santonio Holme’s Penis is so impressive. [/quote]
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
Sign the fucking pill out so I don’t stand around with my dick in my hand for 3 hours trying to figure out why the fuck Santonio Holme’s Penis is so impressive. [/quote]
I know how you feel with regard to idiots at work.They’re always women too.Obviously mine woulnd’t be anywhere near as serious or dangerous an event as your own though.
I’m a porter(kind of general worker)in a pretty big hospital in Ireland.I’ve been there for about 2 years on and off and among all the things I’ve learned,the conclusion I have the most conviction about is that NURSES ARE FUCKING RETARDED.Half of them are Indian/Bangladeshi and literally cannot articulate their fucking sentences,which is an absolute nightmare when they’re trying to tell me something through the bleeper,which is muffled enough as it is.
The natives aren’t much better.They’re either absolute cunts who have no respect for the job you do because you don’t have to go to college to do it,or they’re absolutely retarded and unintentionally make things as difficult and stressful for you as possible.They think they’re far smarter and more important than they are.I’d like to see them trying to last a day without any porters on the wards.
One example of the ignorance was one day before Christmas,I was workin x ray,which involves,obviously,collecting people who have x ray appointments from the wards and bringing them down.So we’re sent to bring someone down in a bed.My colleague goes to the room where the patient’s supposed to be,and finds that there’ not bed even there.So we say to the nurse in charge ‘We’re here to collect x,where is she?’.She replies that she doesn’t know.So we kind of stand there blankly and then say,‘so…’ to which she snaps she’s not there,she doesn’t know where she is.So we ask should we ring the department and say the patient is missing.The ugly cunt laughs and says yeah,go ahead and do just that.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Welcome to management.
Be happy you don’t hire interns…
That is all.[/quote]
X 2. The older I get the more I feel fucking old, management is like herding cats. I used to hate shit like policy and procedure, now I fucking use this to the letter and add more. Because people have no fucking common sense. However not everyone can progress in life, somebody has to make the donuts. My advise is DO NOT let fucktards have keys to safe. Because when they drug test the whole staff and then you have to answer for the increase in budget. Good luck, and fire the dumbass.
So this girl basically took all of the meds, didn’t sign them out, didn’t tell anyone where the fuck they were, [/quote]
What she was doing was testing the water. She wanted to see what would happen with something that she could explain off as a innocent mistake. If no one ever said a thing, a certain number would have disappeared. I’m guessing it would have been the four that didn’t get sent out.
So this girl basically took all of the meds, didn’t sign them out, didn’t tell anyone where the fuck they were, [/quote]
What she was doing was testing the water. She wanted to see what would happen with something that she could explain off as a innocent mistake. If no one ever said a thing, a certain number would have disappeared. I’m guessing it would have been the four that didn’t get sent out.[/quote]
