Seriously
ok
cool
I’ll do it…no homo.
Plz kill yourself.
P.S. I want these precious seconds of my life back
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Honestly? I don’t really give a flying fuck WHY you posted this, but I want you to consider something the next time you feel inclined to apply this saying to your life: Your standard of living in this country is among the best in the world. You have a computer and free time to waste posting garbage like this. That tells me you live comfortably enough to be able to afford idle time.
Next time you feel like you want to say fuck my life for whatever reason … remember, you shit in a toilet and have indoor plumbing. You have access to fresh water that won’t make you shit your pants. Your roof is still over your head. No matter how bad it may get, you weren’t involved in TWO catastrophic earthquakes that not only damaged your house BUT YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY. You are not trapped in rubble or have to endure a war right outside your door. You do not have to worry about IED’s while going to work or school. You do not have to worry if there is enough food available tomorrow or the next day.
Keep these things in mind the next time you feel like saying “fuck my life” … keep in mind you don’t live in a oppressive country where you can’t enjoy the comforts that you do or are afforded the opportunities that you are, such as an education.
Fag
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Honestly? I don’t really give a flying fuck WHY you posted this, but I want you to consider something the next time you feel inclined to apply this saying to your life: Your standard of living in this country is among the best in the world. You have a computer and free time to waste posting garbage like this. That tells me you live comfortably enough to be able to afford idle time.
Next time you feel like you want to say fuck my life for whatever reason … remember, you shit in a toilet and have indoor plumbing. You have access to fresh water that won’t make you shit your pants. Your roof is still over your head. No matter how bad it may get, you weren’t involved in TWO catastrophic earthquakes that not only damaged your house BUT YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY. You are not trapped in rubble or have to endure a war right outside your door. You do not have to worry about IED’s while going to work or school. You do not have to worry if there is enough food available tomorrow or the next day.
Keep these things in mind the next time you feel like saying “fuck my life” … keep in mind you don’t live in a oppressive country where you can’t enjoy the comforts that you do or are afforded the opportunities that you are, such as an education.
Fag[/quote]
If perspective could punch you in the solar plexus and kick you in the face, that would be what it looks like.
This had so much potential. Thought it was going to be a T-Nation version of fml.com:
“Coming out of the hole, I shit my pants. FML”
I’m pretty sure I’m going to save the pharse for when I lose a limb or something.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I’m pretty sure I’m going to save the pharse for when I lose a limb or something.[/quote]
… any other scenario (with exceptions) and I’ll pm you the same thing I said to this jabronie … either that or ruin your West Island vacation
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Honestly? I don’t really give a flying fuck WHY you posted this, but I want you to consider something the next time you feel inclined to apply this saying to your life: Your standard of living in this country is among the best in the world. You have a computer and free time to waste posting garbage like this. That tells me you live comfortably enough to be able to afford idle time.
Next time you feel like you want to say fuck my life for whatever reason … remember, you shit in a toilet and have indoor plumbing. You have access to fresh water that won’t make you shit your pants. Your roof is still over your head. No matter how bad it may get, you weren’t involved in TWO catastrophic earthquakes that not only damaged your house BUT YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY. You are not trapped in rubble or have to endure a war right outside your door. You do not have to worry about IED’s while going to work or school. You do not have to worry if there is enough food available tomorrow or the next day.
Keep these things in mind the next time you feel like saying “fuck my life” … keep in mind you don’t live in a oppressive country where you can’t enjoy the comforts that you do or are afforded the opportunities that you are, such as an education.
Fag[/quote]
True, but there’s always SOMEONE who has it worse than you. There could be some woman in haiti who lost all three of her kids and is bemoaning this cruel blow and someone could come along and say “see, you dont have it so bad, your neighbor lost FOUR kids”
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
True, but there’s always SOMEONE who has it worse than you.
[/quote]
Keeping a global perspective is important.
On the lighter side, KBC’s quote reminded me of an old Monty Python skit. Classic one-uppman shit about who has it worse:
Monty Python’s Flying Circus -
“Four Yorkshiremen”
[ from the album Live At Drury Lane, 1974 ]
The Players:
Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman;
Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman;
Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman;
Eric Idle - Fourth Yorkshireman;
The Scene:
Four well-dressed men are sitting together at a vacation resort.
‘Farewell to Thee’ is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Nothing like a good glass of Ch�¢teau de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You’re right there, Obadiah.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Who’d have thought thirty year ago we’d all be sittin’ here drinking ChÃ?¢teau de Chasselas, eh?
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
A cup o’ cold tea.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Without milk or sugar.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Or tea.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In a cracked cup, an’ all.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, “Money doesn’t buy you happiness, son”.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, ‘e was right.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, ‘e was.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
I was happier then and I had nothin’. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, ‘alf the floor was missing, and we were all ‘uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t’ corridor!
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Would ha’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, when I say ‘house’ it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
We were evicted from our ‘ole in the ground; we ‘ad to go and live in a lake.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t’ shoebox in t’ middle o’ road.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Cardboard box?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t’ mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi’ his belt.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o’clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of ‘ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to ‘ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o’clock at night and lick road clean wit’ tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit’ bread knife.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
And you try and tell the young people of today that … they won’t believe you.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
On the lighter side, KBC’s quote reminded me of an old Monty Python skit. Classic one-uppman shit about who has it worse:
Monty Python’s Flying Circus -
“Four Yorkshiremen”
[ from the album Live At Drury Lane, 1974 ]
[/quote]
FML, I have it worse.
DB
Only because you wear the cone of shame
You remember that kid that committed suicide from ‘that other site?’
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Only because you wear the cone of shame[/quote]
I do not like the cone of shame.
DB
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I’m pretty sure I’m going to save the pharse for when I lose a limb or something.[/quote]
… any other scenario (with exceptions) and I’ll pm you the same thing I said to this jabronie … either that or ruin your West Island vacation[/quote]
Don’t send me any gross pics!! hehe. How are you going to ruin my vacation? Get the Amazing store closed down that week?
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Honestly? I don’t really give a flying fuck WHY you posted this, but I want you to consider something the next time you feel inclined to apply this saying to your life: Your standard of living in this country is among the best in the world. You have a computer and free time to waste posting garbage like this. That tells me you live comfortably enough to be able to afford idle time.
Next time you feel like you want to say fuck my life for whatever reason … remember, you shit in a toilet and have indoor plumbing. You have access to fresh water that won’t make you shit your pants. Your roof is still over your head. No matter how bad it may get, you weren’t involved in TWO catastrophic earthquakes that not only damaged your house BUT YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY. You are not trapped in rubble or have to endure a war right outside your door. You do not have to worry about IED’s while going to work or school. You do not have to worry if there is enough food available tomorrow or the next day.
Keep these things in mind the next time you feel like saying “fuck my life” … keep in mind you don’t live in a oppressive country where you can’t enjoy the comforts that you do or are afforded the opportunities that you are, such as an education.
Fag[/quote]
Holy shit this was great. It looked like the thread was DOA, but then this post happened.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I’m pretty sure I’m going to save the pharse for when I lose a limb or something.[/quote]
… any other scenario (with exceptions) and I’ll pm you the same thing I said to this jabronie … either that or ruin your West Island vacation[/quote]
Don’t send me any gross pics!! hehe. How are you going to ruin my vacation? Get the Amazing store closed down that week?[/quote]
lol … I haven’t been in that store since I was 17 … and I’ll just listen to really loud annoying music while you try to relax on the beach