I Want to be Fashionable

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
Here I am wearing some 31x32 jeans and a medium tee. I have been told online that I have baby-rearing hips :confused:

What can I do to dress better?

Should I alter the tracksuit so it is tighter around the waist or arms or anything? I learned my lesson with the white shirt in the other thread about going too tight.

I have a sewing machine and other pants/shirts that vary in size which I can alter.[/quote]

i think you need a hat like mine, champ.[/quote]

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Someone make a high-res transparency of that and upload the file so we can overlay it on anything. We need burgers with hats and hats with burgers, now.

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Celtics

Your fashion sense is good. You just need to work on your proportions.
See? The improvement even makes your clothes look better!

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Iā€™m a Kohls guy myself. Iā€™ll have to check out Old Navy next time I need some clothes.

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Iā€™m a Kohls guy myself. Iā€™ll have to check out Old Navy next time I need some clothes.[/quote]

I never go in the store. I buy my shit on line. That is also where all of the real sales are. I just bought three of those shirts on line for 8 bucks a piece on sale. I NEVER find that in the stores themselvesā€¦and they also rarely carry my size at the stores.

I have some of these shirts that Iā€™ve worn for over 5 years in the gym and they still hold upā€¦which ainā€™t bad considering most were bought for under 10 bucks.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Iā€™m a Kohls guy myself. Iā€™ll have to check out Old Navy next time I need some clothes.[/quote]

I never go in the store. I buy my shit on line. That is also where all of the real sales are. I just bought three of those shirts on line for 8 bucks a piece on sale. I NEVER find that in the stores themselvesā€¦and they also rarely carry my size at the stores.

I have some of these shirts that Iā€™ve worn for over 5 years in the gym and they still hold upā€¦which ainā€™t bad considering most were bought for under 10 bucks.[/quote]

Thatā€™s probably what I will have to do b/c I am scared of the mall. Too many fucking people darting around me while I worry about squishing them.

I do need to invest in some new workout shirts. Mine are all stank with sweat- Iā€™m one of those guys that you said has a problem I guess :frowning:

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I go to Burlington Coat Factory, get awesome shit for cheap! Now that is if you dont mind jeans size 36x57 or 42x20. Most of the places I go to you have to search, but you can find some gems. I dont know if they have this store anywhere else but in NYC there is a Dept Store called century 21 which has incredible bargains.

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I cannot believe I just now found this thread. Fantastic.
Celtics, I actually am starting to feel bad for youā€¦
Solution: Get laid. I mean, NAIL PLENTY OF SLUTS. ASAP. Really, do it.
IDK where in MA you live, but do you realize that there are about 30 colleges in or surrounding Boston? Do you know what that means? Get there. stat.