I Have Nothing to Declare but My Genius

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

[quote]Mascherano wrote:
OOOH! I love listening to the music in the background of the competition vids. I remember there was someone, maybe snap or PMPM, that had the most hilarious music playing. Its cool that they ask you what you want to listen to! I’d be so embarrassed if I had to play the music I listen too. HAHA!

And yeah, i’d say you def caught the competition bug. Awesome!

Nice pulling and pressing, sir. Working with any DBs over 50lbs blows my mind![/quote]

Thanks, right now my goal is to get strong enough so that I look like a belong at the meets. I got called “gangly” at the first one.[/quote]

More boiled peanuts and grits will fix that. You ain’t gangly. Well, maybe compared to Meat and Pete, but they don’t count.

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
I’m not even sure what “gangly” as applied to you even means.[/quote]

I think it was a polite way of saying small.

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
I’m not even sure what “gangly” as applied to you even means.[/quote]

I think it was a polite way of saying small.[/quote]

Well, in something like an SPF meet you are going to have some thicker lifters, that’s for sure. I went out to eat with some training partners the other day, all 308s and superheavies. First time in my adult life I was the smallest dude at the table.

[quote]PeteS wrote:

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
I’m not even sure what “gangly” as applied to you even means.[/quote]

I think it was a polite way of saying small.[/quote]

Well, in something like an SPF meet you are going to have some thicker lifters, that’s for sure. I went out to eat with some training partners the other day, all 308s and superheavies. First time in my adult life I was the smallest dude at the table. [/quote]

No kidding, there were some beefy boys there.

Wave 3-Cycle 1-Week 2-Day 4

Squats

3x175
3x200
7x225(+1 rep PR sadly)
1x255
1x280* wardrobe malfunction caused me to chop this high video, of chop not malfunction, to follow.
Holdx315* 15 seconds
3x200
3x175

Zercher Squats

8x140
8x160
6x170 (+5lbs PR)

Had a slight issue which busted up concentration and I chopped the lift off on 280. Still felt lighter than 280 has ever felt.

1x280

Nice liftin, Joe!

nice work joe- sorry your peanuts got all bunched up.

your not gangly.

I get called “gangly” by other powerlifters too, Joe. But I’m anything but.

I got to bench to “Funky Town” at my last meet. Maybe that’s what you’re remembering, Maschy. Rammstein is way awesome meet music in my book.

If I remember correclty 280 is 25# better then what you did at your meet 2 weeks ago…Thats great progress Joe. and Gangly…thats a fucked up thing to say.

I guess kmc gave me a clue as to the variety of the malfunction. Still, that is alot of weight and next time you’ll get it to depth.

So calling a guy “small” or some variety of that is roughly as hurtful as calling a girl “big”? Interesting.

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
I guess kmc gave me a clue as to the variety of the malfunction. Still, that is alot of weight and next time you’ll get it to depth.

So calling a guy “small” or some variety of that is roughly as hurtful as calling a girl “big”? Interesting.[/quote]

Oh, yes. Guys - at least athletic ones - hate being small. I know I always have. It feels weak, submissive, impotent. We want to look muscular, strong, commanding. Calling a guy gangly, skinny, or scrawny is a outright label of “weak”. Whereas calling a girl big implies she’s fat and unsexy. Yeah, yeah, a lot of guys are big/fat and not athletic, but it doesn’t always bother them… maybe they enjoy being big anyway they can. Or maybe they just love their beer and pizza.

And don’t get a guy started on height. Some guys really go beserk on being shorter than others. Not that they would dare show it…

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
I guess kmc gave me a clue as to the variety of the malfunction. Still, that is alot of weight and next time you’ll get it to depth.

So calling a guy “small” or some variety of that is roughly as hurtful as calling a girl “big”? Interesting.[/quote]

Well honestly I think all guys just want to be called hot, or something dirty.

“something dirty”

glad that made your day Joe :wink:

[quote]nlmain wrote:
“something dirty”

glad that made your day Joe ;)[/quote]

I’d teach you a lesson but you’re protected by that enormous Canadian military.

IS there no thread I can walk into without sex innuendos ?

Im trying to behave myself and this does not help.

I was too distracted on the “adjustment” going on to watch the lift, you did lift right?

ha its all Frenchies fault

[quote]UpScale wrote:
IS there no thread I can walk into without sex innuendos ?

Im trying to behave myself and this does not help.

I was too distracted on the “adjustment” going on to watch the lift, you did lift right?

ha its all Frenchies fault [/quote]

I had thought I was very circumspect about the “adjustment” but it appears not. I wonder why it isn’t seen in more videos on this sight?

At least it wasn’t one of my old DL videos from the front. Due to my short arms the bar height was interesting…

Frankly though i prefer threads full of sexual innuendo. Keeps me on my toes…

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

[quote]UpScale wrote:
IS there no thread I can walk into without sex innuendos ?

Im trying to behave myself and this does not help.

I was too distracted on the “adjustment” going on to watch the lift, you did lift right?

ha its all Frenchies fault [/quote]

I had thought I was very circumspect about the “adjustment” but it appears not. I wonder why it isn’t seen in more videos on this sight?

At least it wasn’t one of my old DL videos from the front. Due to my short arms the bar height was interesting…

Frankly though i prefer threads full of sexual innuendo. Keeps me on my toes…[/quote]

we should really bring the old DL video perspective back…
:stuck_out_tongue:

up 25# from the meet? great progress man.

Thanks devil dog.

Wave 3-Cycle 1-Week 3-Day 1

Dips

8x BW+55
6x BW+100
5x BW+135 (+1 rep PR)

CGB

8x135
6x185
4x205
1x225

V-bar Pulldowns

12x145
12x165
12x180

Seated DB Shoulder Press

8x55
8x60
3x65

BB Shrugs

12x135
12x225
12x275* add straps
12x315

Massive headache put a crimp on things but I managed to pull out and okay session out of it.

5x BW+135

“peanuts in a bunch” (!!!) Amazing imagery.

And you are so NOT gangly!

Your dips never cease to amaze me. Shrugs are impressive too! Well done, good sir.