I Don't Trust a Man Who....

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

does any type of recreational drug
drinks excessively

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Alcohol is recreational drug dipshit, it’s just a legal one.

People who contradict themselves.[/quote]
He didn’t contradict himself, he simply stated a redundancy since doing a recreational drug includes drinking. If anything, he simply added to it by also stating that he doesn’t like it when people use that particular recreational drug in excess. Dipshit.[/quote]

If English is your first language, please sue the educational institution you graduated from. It is indeed a contradiction. The phrase “drinks excessively” possesses the implication that drinking in moderation is okay (i.e. he only has an issue with drinking if taken to excess), yet the phrase “does any type of recreational drug” is an absolute in terms of meaning.

I don’t trust a man who argues with me when I feel like being a semantics Nazi.
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This thread was just fine until you arrived…you may be excused from this thread…
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I think we found another HoustonGuy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]theBird wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I also don’t trust a man who…

start off a conversation about what the best sport is by saying that it’s soccer

remind people that it’s not soccer, it’s “football”

have ever had a conversation lasting more than two sentences about soccer, except to say that it sucks in more than one way

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I dont trust a man who…

hates on football because they have not realised that there views have been shaped by a corrupt media system that only shows the negatives aspects of football in the attempt to protect their own interests(and back pocket).

Feel a little silly?

I pity the fool.

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My views about soccer have been shaped by the fact that I fucking played it from the age of 5 until I was 16. I know it’s a lame fucking sport from intimate personal experience you motherfucking avian flu-riddled moron.

And yes, I do feel a little silly for responding to a fucking bird.[/quote]

But DB the suspense, that maybe after 90 minutes someone may actually do something is awesome, what other sport has 86 minutes of buildup and tension?

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Is alledgedly turned-off by even pseudo jail-bait.

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I feel like a whole lot of men with daughters fall into this category and it is somewhat unfair to distrust them for not being attracted to “too young” looking women.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Is alledgedly turned-off by even pseudo jail-bait.

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I feel like a whole lot of men with daughters fall into this category and it is somewhat unfair to distrust them for not being attracted to “too young” looking women.[/quote]

Thank you Beans as a father of an 18 year old and 16 year old girls, I have no sexual attraction any longer to this age group.

Who could trust a 40 year old man attracted to 18 year old children?

I don’t trust a man who has actively rooted for David Beckham.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]theBird wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I also don’t trust a man who…

start off a conversation about what the best sport is by saying that it’s soccer

remind people that it’s not soccer, it’s “football”

have ever had a conversation lasting more than two sentences about soccer, except to say that it sucks in more than one way

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I dont trust a man who…

hates on football because they have not realised that there views have been shaped by a corrupt media system that only shows the negatives aspects of football in the attempt to protect their own interests(and back pocket).

Feel a little silly?

I pity the fool.

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My views about soccer have been shaped by the fact that I fucking played it from the age of 5 until I was 16. I know it’s a lame fucking sport from intimate personal experience you motherfucking avian flu-riddled moron.

And yes, I do feel a little silly for responding to a fucking bird.[/quote]

But DB the suspense, that maybe after 90 minutes someone may actually do something is awesome, what other sport has 86 minutes of buildup and tension? [/quote]
The first third of a marathon.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
I don’t trust a man who pisses in a stall when there are plenty of urinals available.

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Personally, I find it hard to start the flow if even one other person is there. Then again, that sometimes happens when I go inot a stall as well if others are in there.

wow this looks fun

… somone who

  • is a tattletale. Amazing how many adults do this. Obviously certain things need to be brought to someones attention, but going to your boss about a co-worker that was five minutes late one time is ridiculous.
  • cries. Obviously death of a friend, family memebr, etc is okay. However, crying after the watching the notebook, because kristen stewart cheated on her vampire boyfriend, or after stubbing your toe is unacceptable.
  • Is a liitle too hardcore into religion such as extreme mormon groups, pentacostal (sp?) christian where they speak in tongues, extremist muslim. Otherwise I don’t care.
  • anyone who “speaks in tongues”, had to reiterate that one. What the fuck.
  • believes the 9/11 attacks were an inside job.
  • believes mocheal moore movies are gospel.
  • Believes only Hannity tells the “real” news, or only Chris Matthews tells the “real” news.

Edit: forgot one

  • is 25+ and has never moved out of their parents house.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
A guy who thinks it’s something to brag/whine about that he can’t live without his smart phone.

I’m 40, so I still have some of that leftover, old-fashioned thing that younger guys may not understand where I see using a phone a lot as a “girl” thing.[/quote]
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Dont know what you talking about.

The small computer I carry around just so happens to have a telephone function, thats all.

I Don’t Trust a Man Who…

References real life with stupid cartoons like Family Guy, The Simpsons, or South Park.

Has soft, moist hands all the time

Talks about himself incessantly, bragging often

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

…My views about soccer have been shaped by the fact that I fucking played it from the age of 5 until I was 16…

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That in an of itself helps me understand you better.

The periodic rage, exasperation and agitation we see from you on this forum can obviously trace its roots back to a childhood fraught with the angst that could only be manufactured by forcing an innocent young American boy to participate in a “sport” that has no legitimate place in the land of the free and home of the brave.
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I know a lot of parents like it because it keeps kids in shape with all the running that they have to do. It has a good carryover to other sports because the kids with the best endurance, and usually some of the fastest, are the ones that played soccer all fall.

BUT, you could get the same effect by having kids play rugby from an early age and bypass the whole fucking soccer thing entirely. Think of what a better place this country would be if we just replaced all Soccer Moms with Rugby Moms.

I don’t trust a man who calls me ‘chief’.

I’m seriously.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Is alledgedly turned-off by even pseudo jail-bait.

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I feel like a whole lot of men with daughters fall into this category and it is somewhat unfair to distrust them for not being attracted to “too young” looking women.[/quote]

Well, ‘distrust’ is probably too strong a word, simply, not believe would be a better way of putting it.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
…is homophobic

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Uses stupid politically correct words like “homophobic” because few people are scared of homosexuals.*

  • Note, I don’t care who people have sex with. I just distust people who fall for politically correct bullshit like this; they are not deep thinkers.

What is with all the hate of soccer in this thread? Very uncalled for, just remember, to each their own.