has a weak handshake
has never seen The Godfather
dances
has blond hair
[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
has a weak handshake
has never seen The Godfather
dances
has blond hair[/quote]
I usually have a good handshake (then again most people think they do), but I absolutely hate when you go to shake somenoe’s hand, and it sometimes doesn’t line up right and they grab your fingers, fuck that sucks.
Can’t even maintain eye contact during a conversation.
Speaks ill of his own mother.
[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
dances
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Can’t agree with this one. I wholeheartedly trust Terry Crews.
[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
… has blond hair[/quote]
Fuck you.
[quote]Freaky_Frankie wrote:
Can’t even maintain eye contact during a conversation.
Speaks ill of his own mother.
[/quote]
What happens if his mother is a shmendrik?
measures his body fat with a shoe
likes Phil Collins
ends his posts with tweet
Never had a good ass whooping
drinks Buckfast
confuses football with religion
calls everyone “big man”
finishes sentences with the word “but”
thinks that “Still Game” is a documentary
(not you though, Chong, I’m just guessing about the man in your Avatar)
[quote]bluebrasil wrote:
drinks Buckfast
confuses football with religion
calls everyone “big man”
finishes sentences with the word “but”
thinks that “Still Game” is a documentary
(not you though, Chong, I’m just guessing about the man in your Avatar)
[/quote]
aye, weejies are a fucked up bunch
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
[quote]bluebrasil wrote:
drinks Buckfast
confuses football with religion
calls everyone “big man”
finishes sentences with the word “but”
thinks that “Still Game” is a documentary
(not you though, Chong, I’m just guessing about the man in your Avatar)
[/quote]
aye, weejies are a fucked up bunch[/quote]
A fellow Scotsman! or someone educated in the ways of the West
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
measures his body fat with a shoe
likes Phil Collins
ends his posts with tweet[/quote]
LMFAO!!
Best post!
prefaces sentences with honestly, which to me means that either what your about to say is a lie or you make such a habit of lieing you need to make it clear when your not.
I Don’t Trust a Man Who…
Ends statements with a rise in pitch, so it sounds like a question
Uses “sort of” frequently in conversation
Has brown or missing teeth
wears pink shirts
pops his collar
shakes with his left hand
goes to a tanning salon
does any type of recreational drug
drinks excessively
doesn’t maintain eye contact in a conversation
sings disney theme songs
smiles all the time
overly polite
This thread can be tricky…I think it borders the line between people I honestly have learned to not trust in the past and people who have a tendency of pissing me off, maybe they go hand in hand, but I feel there can be a difference.
[quote]bluebrasil wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
[quote]bluebrasil wrote:
drinks Buckfast
confuses football with religion
calls everyone “big man”
finishes sentences with the word “but”
thinks that “Still Game” is a documentary
(not you though, Chong, I’m just guessing about the man in your Avatar)
[/quote]
aye, weejies are a fucked up bunch[/quote]
A fellow Scotsman! or someone educated in the ways of the West
[/quote]
Fuck aye, from the Highlands, living in Glasgow.
[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
dances
[/quote]
Just because you can only see white guys in nightclubs…sigh.
[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:
wears pink shirts
pops his collar
goes to a tanning salon
does any type of recreational drug
sings disney theme songs
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Congratz on shaming halkf of T-Nation.
However I am not on that list because you did not include WATCHING Disney films. HA!