I Don't Respect My Friends

[quote]Stength4life wrote:
There are over 6 billion people on earth. Think about that[/quote]

That’s dumb shit. Unless you got a G5 jet sitting on your property you have access to maybe 2.5 million folks, and if you ain’t gay (fucking homo) then you got 1.25 million people to pick from, and if you are discerning (which you should be, stop boinking fatties) then that cuts down a lot, and let’s assume the bell curve is in effect here, so you got about 90,000-150,000 females to choose from.

And factor into the amount of pretty girls with SO’s and that’s cut down so you’re pretty much screwed if you ain’t got someone by now, so I’d just say shut up shop and become good at playing Modern Warfare. Or you can go for the fresh meat (or on the other side cougars) that are coming outta school, and these women be jelly 24/7 so unless you want drama, like SickAbz stick with the 16 year olds who’ll shut their fuckin’ mouth and will make you a sammich.

After all, that is the end of all wimmenz lives’ makin’ me a fuckin’ sandwich.

Why does Brother Chris find all his girlfriends at Quiznos? Because Brother Chris knows that bitch knows how to make a sammich!

You should surround yourself with people that hold the same morals and values as yourself. It’s that simple.

For what it’s worth, it’s not always great on the other side of the fence either. I grew up with friends who were “perfect”. Everything you said had to be “in line” with their ideals. So, as I grew up, I found that I was attracted more to laid back people - people who I didn’t feel would judge me.

But like everyone else has said, you need to move on - this is extreme. Lose them little by little and they’ll get the hint.

Finding other friends who are like-minded, that’s often the hard part. As the saying goes though, “you’ve got to be a friend to get a friend”, so some effort is needed.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
As a rule, I don’t respect anyone who takes dick from someone I don’t respect. They’re the bitches bitches.

You don’t respect these girls for associating with these guys, yet you associate with them yourself. You’re swimming in the toilet, yet you’re surprised you’re covered in shit.

Yes, it’s very sad these pretty girls have been tainted by loser cock. But let’s not cry over spilled milk, yeah? Milk only goes bad when it’s past the sell-by date. We all end up becoming ourselves.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Why does Brother Chris find all his girlfriends at Quiznos? Because Brother Chris knows that bitch knows how to make a sammich![/quote]

rofl!

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
As a rule, I don’t respect anyone who takes dick from someone I don’t respect. They’re the bitches bitches.

You don’t respect these girls for associating with these guys, yet you associate with them yourself. You’re swimming in the toilet, yet you’re surprised you’re covered in shit.

Yes, it’s very sad these pretty girls have been tainted by loser cock. But let’s not cry over spilled milk, yeah? Milk only goes bad when it’s past the sell-by date. We all end up becoming ourselves.

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I’m quoting this post post because it’s fucking awesome and deserves to be read again.

[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
Back in college I used to ask myself why I was friends with a bunch of assholes. Then I realized that I too was an asshole and that’s probably why we are all friends.[/quote]

I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic, but that’s true on my side too lol. Birds of a feather flock together.

Anyway, dude I think it’s called being young. Eventually it’ll leave their system and they’ll move on to the next stage of their life.

[quote]showerstm wrote:

[quote]theuofh wrote:
If I were you and wasn’t really friends with my so-called friends and they all have hot girlfriends, I’d try to bang all their girlfriends.

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agree[/quote]

Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. We’ve all been friends since we were very young.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]AlexD wrote:
touche, should have used ‘when’ instead of ‘if’…

“Yes, this guy is a piece of shit. But you fuck him, so where does that put you?”
→ That’s usually how I start it lol, love your swimming in the toilet metaphore btw.[/quote]

But if you say shit, suddenly you’re the asshole for being ‘judgmental’.

People don’t like being ‘judged’ when they know the shit you say about them is true, and it wouldn’t bother them if they thought their actions had integrity, themselves.

Fuck a girl like a slut, no problem. Call her one, you’re an asshole.

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100% true, however at the end of the day it’s what you think about yourself that matters. Couldn’t care less what others think in such extreme cases.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Why does Brother Chris find all his girlfriends at Quiznos? Because Brother Chris knows that bitch knows how to make a sammich![/quote]

FUCK YES! U should of posted a picture of your hand so I can highfive that shit.

[quote]its_just_me wrote:
For what it’s worth, it’s not always great on the other side of the fence either. I grew up with friends who were “perfect”. Everything you said had to be “in line” with their ideals. So, as I grew up, I found that I was attracted more to laid back people - people who I didn’t feel would judge me.
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If people who treat women with respect and integrity are considered “perfect” by anyone, then they have very low standards.

You sound pretty two-faced. I am as well.

[quote]im kenny wrote:
You sound pretty two-faced. I am as well.[/quote]

Care to elaborate?

[quote]AlexD wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]AlexD wrote:
touche, should have used ‘when’ instead of ‘if’…

“Yes, this guy is a piece of shit. But you fuck him, so where does that put you?”
→ That’s usually how I start it lol, love your swimming in the toilet metaphore btw.[/quote]

But if you say shit, suddenly you’re the asshole for being ‘judgmental’.

People don’t like being ‘judged’ when they know the shit you say about them is true, and it wouldn’t bother them if they thought their actions had integrity, themselves.

Fuck a girl like a slut, no problem. Call her one, you’re an asshole.

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100% true, however at the end of the day it’s what you think about yourself that matters. Couldn’t care less what others think in such extreme cases.
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Hey, if I don’t think I’m the greatest fucker ever, how is anyone else supposed to?

[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
And where are these girls coming from. Shit, Columbus girls are either ugly, crazy, or bitches. [/quote]

Pft. Now don’t go making generalizations. :stuck_out_tongue:

And like most of the guys here have been saying, you should probably get rid of these “friends.” A lot of the girls in my dorm were like that my first year of college and most of them wanted to be corrupted by loser guys. Their self-respect is gone. As for the guys…they are taking advantage of what’s around them, which is what scummy guys do. Both the guys & girls in this situation are rotten apples. I’m sure once you get away from these people, you’ll make friends that you respect.

Victome knows whats up lol

[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:

[quote]its_just_me wrote:
For what it’s worth, it’s not always great on the other side of the fence either. I grew up with friends who were “perfect”. Everything you said had to be “in line” with their ideals. So, as I grew up, I found that I was attracted more to laid back people - people who I didn’t feel would judge me.
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If people who treat women with respect and integrity are considered “perfect” by anyone, then they have very low standards.[/quote]

I meant “perfect” as in, we were brought up in a very strict religious environment - no swearing, no rude jokes, no sex before marriage…it was pretty solemn most of the time.

But I get what you mean, you just want something in the “middle”.

[quote]its_just_me wrote:

[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:

[quote]its_just_me wrote:
For what it’s worth, it’s not always great on the other side of the fence either. I grew up with friends who were “perfect”. Everything you said had to be “in line” with their ideals. So, as I grew up, I found that I was attracted more to laid back people - people who I didn’t feel would judge me.
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If people who treat women with respect and integrity are considered “perfect” by anyone, then they have very low standards.[/quote]

I meant “perfect” as in, we were brought up in a very strict religious environment - no swearing, no rude jokes, no sex before marriage…it was pretty solemn most of the time.

But I get what you mean, you just want something in the “middle”.[/quote]

If by “in the middle”, you mean young men who are generally “honorable” in the way they treat themselves and women, then yes.

[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:

[quote]its_just_me wrote:

[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:

[quote]its_just_me wrote:
For what it’s worth, it’s not always great on the other side of the fence either. I grew up with friends who were “perfect”. Everything you said had to be “in line” with their ideals. So, as I grew up, I found that I was attracted more to laid back people - people who I didn’t feel would judge me.
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If people who treat women with respect and integrity are considered “perfect” by anyone, then they have very low standards.[/quote]

I meant “perfect” as in, we were brought up in a very strict religious environment - no swearing, no rude jokes, no sex before marriage…it was pretty solemn most of the time.

But I get what you mean, you just want something in the “middle”.[/quote]

If by “in the middle”, you mean young men who are generally “honorable” in the way they treat themselves and women, then yes.[/quote]

For the most part, you have to choose between piece of shit scumbags and little bitches.

I find I get along better with myself.