I Am Vagiphobic

So I’m at a local restaurant when two hot girls walk in. Minutes later, upon completion of a delicious meal, I glance over at the two girls. One of them is looking at me while whispering to the other. I look away and then look back at them: They are both staring at me, trying to hint at their attraction towards me with the look in their eyes. What do I do? I look away and with my friend I depart the restaurant. Outside, my friend was going off on me, condemning me, cussing at me. Why won’t you go back inside and get their numbers? he asked pleadingly. A very good question. And here is another: What should I have done? Said?

Maybe you’re a fag.

Vag, you should have simply smiled back and said “Hi”.

Timidness. And possibly fear of failure. You have to realize that the door was already open to you (in this case), and even if it weren’t, you won’t really succeed unless you’re willing to fail and keep going. You should have either gone over and talked with them right away, or gone back in and talked with them.

You should have made a move on your buddy, you pillow biter :slight_smile:

Did you get picked on a lot at school? The reason I ask this is that I know that I’m still extremely paranoid because of the ruthlessness of those kids in elementary school. And yes, they’d play games such as a girl looking at you, and when you talk to her, she gets this disgusted look on her face and says (loudly) “Ew, get away from me, I don’t like you!” Ah. memories.

Just don’t give a shit if they blow you out or not, and say hi, how’re you doing, get some test in you man!

Did this “delicious meal” contain a high amount of SOY? First things first: stop eating soy.

A lot of hot girls intimidate guys. If you were confident to go up and talk to them and say something like, “Hi, My name is _____, (don’t extend hand unless they initiate) I was wondering if either of you (or both of you if your buddy is not gay or with someone) would be interested in going out this weekend.” Something to that nature. Make sure to ask for their names. It really doesn’t matter too much what you ask, as long as you are confident and polite. Just my 2 cents.

Thanks for the help. However, I should have communicated myself better. The reason I didn’t approach them was not due to a lack of confidence. It was due to a lack of skills. In other words, I didn’t talk to the girls not because I was afraid to, but because I had no idea what to say. I suppose the name Vagiphobic was misleading. And no, I am not gay, wherever that came from. If anything, my problem is that I am too straight. And Patricia, don’t accuse me of eating soy. I had delicious tofu cake. Wait a second…! :slight_smile: I also have another question: If a girl walks up to you and tells you that you have nice eyes, what are you to make of the approach? Did the girl simply want to let you know that you have nice eyes, even though she has a boyfriend that fucks the shit out of her? Or did the girl compliment you for the sake of opening conversation, since she is single and just broke up with a boyfriend that didn’t fuck her hard enough? Thanks again.

It depends. If you know the girl, it might not mean anything. I’ve had female friends that I knew didn’t dig me “that way” at all tell me all sorts of things (“nice eyes” was one of them) that if said by a random stranger would usually mean imminent nookie. If a random girl walks up and compliments you, she’s taking a risk with you; you’re job is now to take a small risk with her, and engage in conversation.

All you need to do whenever ANYONE (be it man or woman) pays you a compliment is - and read carefully, this could be tricky…is say - “Thank you”. That’s it!!! And if it leads to somethin’ else - than it does!

Sorry, just giving you a hard time ;-) Dude, just take it easy! Just say "Hi", "Thanks", or even "Hey, nice dress (or shirt, whatever)" - Patricia

And btw, if you’re really asking yourself if she’s coming on to you (assuming, again, that this is a stranger), you probably do have some self-confidence issues.

Or respond with, “NIIIIIIIIICE BOOBS!!!” :slight_smile:

Hate to break this to you, but women have more on their minds than “getting the shit fucked out of them” or “getting fucked hard enough”. As you get older, I think you’ll find that the female agenda, while incomprehensible on its first principles, can be understood if approached as you would a foreign language. You have to remember that men are reasoning animals, and relatively simple creatures, while women are a species of talking bird, and cannot be reached with logic, but interact with each other and the world using a series of cruel games. As Chris Rock once said, “I ain’t sayin’ what O.J. did was right, but,…I understand.”

Hey Bro, if you didn’t approach those girls due to a lack of skills, how are you going to gain any real skills when it comes to talking to girls? Each playa’ has his own ways of gettin’ some. All you have to do is find out what works best for you. But you gotta do something, anything. You’ll have your chances next time. If you say that two hot looking girls were checking you out, then you’ve got to have some good qualities chicks like. Oh, and a girls will decide if she want’s to have sex with you within the first five minutes she meets you. I don’t know how this fits into the whole thing, but I thought I would remind you.

Nephorm, if you don’t mind, elaborate on your last point. I can’t help but think that you hit the spot. Thanks.

Hey man it’s all about self confidence…don’t trip theres always a next time. But anyway my point is to look at it is way…if shes looking at you and checking you out that obviously means one thing, that shes scoping you out. You gotta to say yourself (even if 100 times) that she wants you so you go up to her and start a conversation and get her number. 100% mission accomplishment…works every time

go up to her and say “hi my name is ______ and i have an 11 inch penis…around.” then wink and walk away. girls love that line.

People don’t walk up to other people that they don’t know and say things for no reason. Well, not much in our society, anyway. Would you walk up to a girl and comment on some feature of hers without some interest in her beyond that feature? Most likely, no. Let me paint a picture for you:


A random girl walks up to you and tells you have “nice eyes” (jftr, eyes are one of the features at the top of every “most attractive bodypart” list).

Another two girls sit there and openly ogle you from accross the room… so much so that even your friend noticed. And your friend is a male… not the most of observant, usually.


And then… you have the stugatza to ask if girls approaching you are hitting on you/interested? Come on, gimme a break! Obviously you’ve got something they want, but it sure ain’t confidence with women. Try saying hi. Get the book “How to be successful with women” (it isn’t chauvanistic at all, and has some really good points on how to talk and interact with women…err… so I’ve heard). Whatever you do, try. After all, if this many women want you, you can’t really screw up too badly, can you? Many more to choose from.