I am Tough 1/8 Squat

Less bad squatting, more info on avatar.

[quote]totti13 wrote:

Oh my… that’s embaressing.

The saddest part is he probably goes around telling people he squats 435 and they believe him.

theres also a bunch of videos of some deep south guy having 7 year olds bench press on his porch.

saw a cool vid of some asian kid doing some 55kg Oly lift too.

  • not the one of the Chinese kid

[quote]JLu wrote:
The saddest part is he probably goes around telling people he squats 435 and they believe him.[/quote]

only people whod believe him are people who dont even know what a squat is.

I see guys like this at the gym all the time, especially doing 1/2 bench presses. It is hard to keep myself from not slapping these idiots.

That’s why I don’t give a shit what people say the lifted in high school.

In an argument about whether lifting or running was harder, the pro running side said that in HS he squatted 350. I just lold.

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lol@ not being able to unrack the weight

I found live’s clone on youtube. It’s grammar is so akin to his it’s creepy.

I go to a whitebread highschool and this shit reminds me of the football team here (They lose every game).

After school they open up the weight room for anyone to use, the football team is always there. I am a beginner doing the starting strength program and can only deadlift 235x5 and squat 225x5. Sadly, I put everyone on the team to shame in everything but my bench.

The best squat I have seen any of them do is about 185 which they will do for 12 reps or so going down just about as far as the guy in that video, and of course they do it with their backs hunched over like crazy.

Their deadlifts are just embarassing though. They all copy the head jock who is one of those lean 150 pounders. He loads up the bar with 25 pound plates, stands on one of those elevated platforms that old ladies do aerobic step ups on, and he does stiff legged deads with a hunched back and never lets the weight hit the floor. All the naive freshmen begin to copy him and the coach didn’t even try and correct them. I tried to show them how to do them correctly (I doubt I even do them that well) but after a while I just told them to watch some technique videos online or else never do the lift again.

One more thing that kills me, guys trying to bench 135 with a “spotter” on either side of the bar lifting it up for them for 10 reps.

wow. As a coach that makes me sick. He has no business in a weight room, he is gonna get hurt.

I love the usage of the tampon as to not irritate his tender upper back/taps.

This little kid looks like a powerlifter.

he is one of the many guys that have a 400 squat with a 200 deadlift :wink:

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lol@ not being able to unrack the weight

I found live’s clone on youtube. It’s grammar is so akin to his it’s creepy.[/quote]

b/c its me u dork

Epic fail. Less ROM than a calf raise, use of the tampon, can’t unrack the weight, two spotters who don’t even look like they could lift the weight together if they tried.

tampons scare me, the fucking bar is going to tetter totter off your back.

Only a foot of the bar is touching your back and shoulders.

The spotters killed me. One isn’t even pretending to do anything and the other kind of has his hands under the bar but is staring at his navel.

Because he has the bench in the rack for some god forsaken reason, if he were to go over, he’d hit the bench, go forward onto the pins and the spotters would still be pulling their collective thumbs out of their holes.

What’s it called when there is a group of 'tards together? Is it a cluster? A bevy? A pride?

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
The spotters killed me. One isn’t even pretending to do anything and the other kind of has his hands under the bar but is staring at his navel.

Because he has the bench in the rack for some god forsaken reason, if he were to go over, he’d hit the bench, go forward onto the pins and the spotters would still be pulling their collective thumbs out of their holes.

What’s it called when there is a group of 'tards together? Is it a cluster? A bevy? A pride?[/quote]

YOU JUST EDITED YOUR POST!

I was going to quote that and say LOL. That shit was hilarious!

I don’t think this has ever happened before.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
The spotters killed me. One isn’t even pretending to do anything and the other kind of has his hands under the bar but is staring at his navel.

Because he has the bench in the rack for some god forsaken reason, if he were to go over, he’d hit the bench, go forward onto the pins and the spotters would still be pulling their collective thumbs out of their holes.

What’s it called when there is a group of 'tards together? Is it a cluster? A bevy? A pride?

YOU JUST EDITED YOUR POST!

I was going to quote that and say LOL. That shit was hilarious!

I don’t think this has ever happened before.[/quote]

Yeah, I edited it about three times. So many things to make fun of that I kept forgetting things. As a parent, I want to whack him in the back of the head for sheer stupidity.